Need a funny image made (free of charge)

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Post April 23rd, 2008, 10:36 am

I royally suck at making graphics and I came up with a good one today.

We work with a software company called Kaplogic and they provide a service called Aegis. I have spent the last two days trying to install this application to no avail. A few minutes ago we were told how to fix this and it was extremely retarded. So anyway, I would like to have a graphic of the Aegis logo on fire surrounded by monkeys beating it with a stick. Here are the logos:

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Aegis Logo



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Kaplogic Logo



If any one can pull this off for me I would appreciate it.
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Post April 23rd, 2008, 10:36 am

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Post April 23rd, 2008, 10:53 am

:lol: if nobody has done something and i have a bit of time i'll have a go.

On one condition though, they get to have the beard, sunglasses, and hats too?
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Post April 23rd, 2008, 11:00 am

ZZ Top monkeys will be fine ;)
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Post April 23rd, 2008, 12:25 pm

Hey monkeys are pretty smart, one of them figured out it could swim at the zoo a few days ago and a whole troop of them swam off the island and took off shortly after.
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Post April 23rd, 2008, 1:10 pm

That's weird how monkey thresholds work...
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Post April 26th, 2008, 1:41 am

I haven't forgotten about this. I haven't had time to scratch my butt this last day or two let along play with photoshop unfortunately.

I'm thinking Monday or Tuesday is when i'll be be more free on time. It would be good to see what other people can do though.
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Post July 16th, 2009, 12:11 pm

I realize this is over a year old but I really, really need this image made. I don't care how good it is, I just need it done for more reasons than I can state. I am begging here.
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Post July 16th, 2009, 12:28 pm

Is that the largest images you have got?

(i guess i really did forget about this, sorry)
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Post July 16th, 2009, 12:32 pm

Yep that is it. I'll check and see if I can find bigger ones.
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Post July 16th, 2009, 1:43 pm

Not sure about anyone else, but i prefer to work on larger images. If there are bigger images then that would be great, failing that i'll do what i can on the smaller ones. I am sure there are better members out there that could do a much better job than me...

If anyone else can help then please do so, my time is extremely restricted during the week sometimes and this weekend i have no time at all. Only available time i know i have is the first couple of weeks of August which i imagine will be too late for you Grinch.

I'll see what i can do, but like i say if anyone else can help you out then that would be better for yourself.
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Post July 16th, 2009, 2:08 pm

Can't you zoom in? Whenever I work on smaller images, I always zoom in, and then work on perspective
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Post July 16th, 2009, 5:26 pm

they're extremely simple logos, why not just recreate them with the en tool? Then you could have them as big as you want. Wouldn't take more than 10 - 15 minutes I would imagine.
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Post July 17th, 2009, 6:55 am

It's all about time, just to give you an idea of how much I'm away from comp at mo I am leaving this post via my iPhone.

Like I say, it's better if someone else does this.
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Post July 17th, 2009, 7:09 am

Any idea what the font is on the Aegis logo? Doesn't appear to be a common one and I've perused mine and don't have it.

Pretty sure I could recreate a hi res version of the current logo, and probably one on fire. Not sure about the monkey thing though lol.

I take it you have a serious beef with this company?
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Post July 17th, 2009, 12:53 pm

Not sure about the font.

Beef? I wouldn't say so. I have issues with their software but what made me renew this is one of the software developers somehow stumbled on this thread and wasn't too happy about it. This shows up on the second page of a google search for Kaplogic Aegis. I thought it was hilarious so figured I should get the image done and send it to him.
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