GTKY -- bogey

1. Tell us how you came across OZZU.

2. What is Eudora, Kansas like?

3. Can you tell us where you learned Russian, Ukrainian & Spanish?

4. It's the weekend. What are you r plans?

5. Do you have one goal you'd like to accomplish before your die?

6. Would you prefer to have half days everyday or no homework forever?

7. How many hours a day do you spend on Ozzu?

8. Who is your hero?

9. Finish this sentence "My life's motto is..."

10. Name your top 5 pet peeves.

11. Spam us. Give us a few sites you think we should visit.

12. What does your user name mean?

13. What are you listening to right now?

14. Do you have your driver's license? If yes, do you have your own set of wheels, if so, what is it?

15. When it's time to cut loose, where do you go, what do you do and with whom?

16. Guilty pleasures & bad habits (cigarettes, gum, candy, etc) Give us the dirt!

17. What are your hobbies?

18. Any useless talents? (double jointed, tongue can touch nose, great animal noises imitations, etc)

19. What is your favorite group/artist?

20. Fave season of the year.

21. Fave day of the week.

22. What was/is your fave subject in school?

23. What's your astrological sign?

24. If you could visit any country in the world, which would you visit and why?

25. Do you have any pets?

26. Who would you like to see as the next GTKY victim? (please make sure to pick someone who frequents the site often.)

27. Do you prefer to have a cottage or a beach house?

28. What were you doing right before you logged into Ozzu?

29. WOuld you prefer to not be able to talk or not hear for one day?

30. What's your favorite article of clothing?

Post more questions everyone.

31: How old are you in days?

32: What's your favorite book?

33: Have you ever been lost in the bush?

Yay. My GTKY



I was searching the internet for help on Web site development and on some help on some codes that didn't work for me. I Googled and came across ozzu. It's great.




Eudora, Kansas doesn't have a large population. Maybe around 6-7 thousand people living in it but it's growing. There's already new houses popping up everywhere. We have around 5 small stores in all to meet the population's demand.

The climate is hot and a little wet during the spring and even hotter and a little wetter during the summer. Falls always are the best temperature and the winters are cold but they're usually green christmas. No snow whatsoever! I guess it's the warm climate here .

We live on Savage St and many people make jokes out of it leading one time for me to answer to a question, "On what street do you live on?" with, "On Savage St. but I'm not a savage." I think you understand what I mean .



The rest will come later. I have to give a ride to some one . Please ask more questions.. Now, wheres Righteouss_tresspessor? (Don't kill me for the spelling )

34. Why did you ask me so many questions at once?

35. What colour is your toothbrush?

36. Why did you spell my name incorrectly?

37. Do you wish there was snow every now and then in Eudora, Texas?

38. If you could do any job in the world, what would it be?

39. Why?

40. How old do you want to be one day before you die?

41. Do you have a cellphone?

42. What make and model, and what do you think about your phone?

43. Who do you phone most frequently?

44. Do you have a girlfriend\boyfriend\wife\husband?

45. Why not?

46. Referring to your answer to question 2, Where did you take the person who needed a lift?

47. Who was that person?

48. How long did it take you to drop him\her off and get back home?

49. How fast can your car go?

50. What is the fastest you have ever driven yourself? (In km\h and mile\h)

51. How many questions do you think you're going to have in total in your GTKY thread?

52. Do you use a downloads managing program such as "Download Accelerator Plus"

53. If you could date anyone in the world, who would it be?

54. True or false?

55. Blue or green?

56. Friday or Saturday

57. If you could be someone else for a day, who would you be?

58. If you could choose any car in the world, which would you choose?

59. Favorite cold drink?

60. Do you like yogurt?

61. Which flavor is your favorite?

62. Do you like ice-cream?

63. Which flavor is your favorite?

64. What was the first word you ever said?

65. If you could see any band playing a live show, which band would it be?

66. Do you see 666 as an evil number?

67. Why?

68. If you could be the President of the United States for one week, what would you do?

69. If you were sentenced to 10 years in prison, who would you choose to be your roommate?

70. Give us a word that rhymes with orange ...

71. Give us a word that rhymes with silver ...

72. Give us a word that rhymes with purple ...

73. If you could go on holiday to any place in he world, where would you go?

74. Would you take your computer\laptop with you?

75. What else would you take?

76. If you could take one other person with you, who would it be?

77. Do you see 777 as a holy number?

78. Why?

79. What do you want to be doing 5 years from now?

80. What time is it now that you're answering these questions?

81. Do you like sleeping in over weekends?

82. What is the longest that you've ever slept?

83. When was that?

84. What is your favorite sport to watch?

85. What is your favorite sport to play?

86.What time do you get up every morning? (in the week)

87. Favorite TV show?

88. Why?

89. Who here in OZZU would you like to meet in person, you can choose more than one ...

90. Who here in OZZU do you like the most?

91. Who here in OZZU do you like the least?

92. Which is your favorite "posting game"?

93. Ferrari or Lamborghini?

94. Ford or Mazda? ... Seeing that they get made in the same factory ...

95. Do you like using smilies in your posts?

96. Why?

97. How big is the house\apartment you live in? (In square meter)

98. Favorite pizza topping?

99. If you could own any company in the world, which would you own?

100. If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?

101. Why?

102. Are you creative?

103. Are you sexy?

104. What mood are you in right now?

105. Which would you rather be ... Barney the dinosaur, or a Vampire?

106. What time is it now?

107. If you could have been the lead actor in a movie, in which movie would it have been?

108. Favorite three movies?

109. Favorite three CD's (music)?

110. What type of pointing device do you have?

111. Favorite three PC games?

112. Who would you rather be ... Paris Hilton, or Nicole Ritchie?

113. Favorite food to prepare yourself?

114. Favorite Take aways?

115. How many times a week do you eat take aways?

116. Favorite meal at McDonald's?

117. Favorite meal at KFC?

118. If you could be king\president of any country, which would it be?

119. Last country you would ever visit?

120. If there was a war where you live, and you are the last person left in the whole country, where would you go live?

121. If you were stranded on an island, but you could wish for one material thing, what would it be?

122. What is your favorite word to say?

123. count one two three in Ukranian ...

124. Give us a sentence in english, then that sam sentence in Ukranian, and then that same sentence in Spanish ...

125. Have you lived in Eudora Kansas all your life?

126. If not, where did you live first?

127. Have you been to any other countries?

128. Which ones?

129. Which was your favorite?

130. Do you have any kids?

131. If you do, what are their names? If you don't, why not?

132. Would you want to be a Formula One driver?

133. If you could be any animal, which would it be?

134. What question could I ask you that you would never answer?

135. Another one ...

136. When was the first time that you kissed someone else intimately, how old were you?

137. Yes or no?

138. How long is this taking you so far?

139. Blondes or brunettes or redheads?

140. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

141. What browser are you using?

142. Why?

143. Would you rather live in a box or up a tree?

144. What superpower would you most like?

145. Can you sing?

146. Have you ever played pick-up-sticks?

147. Favorite Font?

148. Hot or cold?

149. What's the craziest thing you have ever done?

150. If you could learn any new language, which would it be?

151. If you went to learn the language above, what sentence would you like to learn first?

152. Favorite pickup line?

153. Do you like cheese?

154. Can you play any instruments?

155. Which ones?

156. If you cold learn to play any instrument instantly, which would it be?

157. Which anti-virus are you using on your computer?

158. Are you lazy?

159. Would you like to be a pirate?

160. Would you like to be a ninja?

161. Would you like to be an OZZU moderator?

162. Were you popular at school?

163. Why not?

164. Are you offended easily?

165. Did question 163 offend you?

166. And question 45?

167. If you were a teacher, what would you be teaching?

168. One thing about yourself that we never would have guessed ...

169. Have you ever gone camping?

170. If you could date one OZZU member, who would it be?

171. Which do you use more often ,the "post quick reply" or the "post advanced reply" buttons?

172. Do you spell check before posting?

173. How did you choose your username?

174. Are you getting tired of answering questions?

175. Play Station 3 or X-Box 360?

176. Are you gong to buy Unreal Tournament 3 when it comes out?

177. Favorite alcoholic drink?

178. Are you always late or early?

179. Would you ever get a job as a plumber?

180. Why do you have your current signature?

181. Why shouldn't I kill you for the spelling?

182. Cats or Dogs?

183. If you could make a movie, what would it be about?

184. Who would play the lead role in a movie about your life?

185. Favorite key on your keyboard?

186. Have you ever stolen anything in your life? and what?

187. What time is it now?

188. What size shoes do you wear?

189. What is your favorite element on the periodic table (table of elements)

190. What is it's atom number?

191. Are you having fun?

192. Do you like swings?

193. What was your favorite toy as a child?

194. Which operating system do you use?

195. How big are your computer speakers?

196. How big is your screen?

197. What resolution are you using?

198. Most interesting fact you've ever heard?

199. Which website do you visit most often?

200. How long did it take you to answer all these questions?

I learned Russian in Russian when I lived there. I learned a little Ukrainian from my parents since the speak both Ukrainian, Russian, and English now. I learned Spanish at school (9th grade one year).




Well, right now it's Sunday and the weekend is already almost done, but what happened is on Saturday I went to Lone Star Lake with my friend and arrived there at 4 o'clock PM right after my other friends left Lone Star Lake.

Than on Sunday we went to Church and then after church I helped my dad clean an office and after office I went home and napped. After napping I went to Ozzu.com and straight to my GTKY




Become a good father




No homework forever. i hate homework but school is okay. Stay at home drives me crazy with boredom and having homework is just too much even if the homework consists of only one paper with 20 math questions on it. I hate homework. (Who doesn't )




Usually 3-4 hours on ozzu trying to help other people as much as I can. If I don't see anything than I leave and return later in the day. I wasn't on yesterday at all since my internet didn't open Ozzu.com at all.




Jesus. He had so much patience and yet I always loose my patience on my brothers and sisters and then get in terrible trouble.




My life's motto is to help when help is needed and recieve help when help is given.

Don't know why though...

1. My brothers and sisters
2. Computer shutting off in the middle of my typped unsaved document.
3. Computer lagging and freezing.
4. My parents
5. Having to work.

Uhhh... http://www.google.com? Don't know. How about... http://www.htmlgoodies.com/, http://www.dynamicdrive.com, and http://www.javascriptkit.com. Are they good? Or bad? Lol, all I do is make web pages/sites.




Actually, thats the short form of my Russian name . A name I found that is easily pronounced by American or nonamerican and nonrussian people.




Aven ezer. A Russian religious group.




Yes, I have license but I don't have any set of wheels. Not rich enough yet.




Don't know if I ever have time to cut loose




Ummm! I don't smoke or anything but I'm a dirty Dr. Pepper addict and Mr. Pibb. (Who isn't, I mean...) Well, gum under the table is my hobby and being a pet peeve to teachers. Almost every teacher that had me in class hate me. I'm not their "good" student. Even though I get in trouble for that by mom but... I don't care




My hobbies are play on the PC, swim, drive a dirt bike, go over to my friend's house (lol). That's about it.




Well, my left hand's pointing finger is double jointed and I'm farsighted. That's all




That slot is open for now




Summer. No school and I get to visit my friend's more often and ride dirt bike more often




Umm, Saturday. Don't know why though, it's just is.




Don't know if you call this a subject but I like weight lifting.




uhh, A cusp? I did it on Astology.com and they said that I was born on a cusp. A time when the sun was moving between signs. I DON'T HAVE A SIGN




Canada, I've being there already but I miss my friends there.


[quote'}613flavah"]25. Do you have any pets?[/quote]

2 cats that are parents right now and we are giving their kids away. yes, we are mean




A hard one but lets say, ugh, that's hard one. Ugh... get back to me on that one.




Are you kidding? A beach house. Think about it, I get to swim all day long and all night long if I wish to.




Turning my computer on




No, no, no, no, no! That would drive me as crazy as crazy can get.




My shorts in the summer and my sweater in the winder.

I'm about 5,840 days old. Like 40-50 days older than that. My birthday is in two months (August).




Dr. Jackel and Mr. Hyde. The title is something like that.




Bush? I've never being in a big enough bush to get lost in it.

To get it over with without raising my post count too much




White and blue




To tell you the truth, I didn't mean to. I find it hard to spell your name correctly. I'm learning now tying not to misspell it in my "quoting" since I'm typing all the names by myself. Please forgive me master Just kidding.




Eudora, Texas? Sorry, I live in Eudora, Kansas, but yes, I wish there was much more snow here. We rarely get it and when we do, it melts in about three days. I didn't know that there was such thing as Eudora, Texas .




Don't call me crazy over this, but I'd either be a carpenter or a smith. I really want to be either one of those or both.




Because I fell like it. Have a problem?




Ughh, about 150 and be famouse for being the oldest HEALTHIEST person alive. And be a millionare as well




no




"If only my phone didn't have to connect to the wall phone socket..."




My second cousin.




A girlfriend.




Because I don't feel like it. Have a problem with that?




I don't know what you mean. I really don't know... I never gave a lift to anyone. About that JOKE that people made about my street was made at a school locker when my GYM teacher asked me that question.




My teacher?




0 days, 0 hours, 0 minutes, 0 seconds, and 0 milliseconds.




0 MPH. I don't have a car yet.




90 mile/H / 144.84 km/h

Shhhh! Don't tell the cops




Not enough




Should I?




My girlfriend




About what?




Would orange work? If not than blue.




Saturday




Einstein and discover something that would make ME rich.




Lexus GS Hybrid 2007




Mr. Pibb or Dr. Pepper




Yes




Strawberry




Yes, but if it's strawberry




Strawberry




Thank you




Have no favorates, Any I guess.




yes



Because it is




Don't know because I'll never be a president for even one day.




Some weightlifter. I want to get fighting experience. Don't worry, I'll be tough too




forage




Filmore




gerbil




Florida




Of course




Cash




My best friend




yes




God finished making the world on the 7th day.




Either carpentry or smithing.




5:30 PM




I like sleeping in everytime.




14 hours




Maybe 1 year ago




Soccer




Soccer




Around 12




Don't have a T.V.




Just don't




No one




Have no favorites




Don't know. Every one seemed okay.




None anymore. They're a time waster.




Lamborghini




Mazda anyway. I hate Ford. (Mazda isn't so good as well. I like Honda or Toyota better)




Yes




Why not?




about 2,000 square meter if I'm not mistaken.




3 meat




Microsoft




My cousin




We are amost equal




Sometimes




Yes




Trouble making mood




Vampire




5:43




Pirates of the Carribean

1. Pirates of the Carribean Black Pearl's Curse
2. Pirates of the Carribean and the Dead Man's Chest
3. Pirates of the Carribean at World's End

I don't have favorites in that category yet.




A mouse

1. Starcraft
2. Rise of Nations
3. Indiana Jones

I'd rather be myself.




Cereal




None




Oooo, 0 times a week.




Hate McDonalds. Hate it, hate it, hate it.




Never being to KFC. Can somebody take me there? :0 Just kidding.




Russia




In the future? I don't know. In the past? Canada is the last country I've being to, to date.




I'd stay here. Free food, free living, free everything. I'd just have to find a way to connect myself to the internet.




A boat




Huh?




Раз(1)Raaz, два(2)Dvaa, три(3)Tree, четире(4)chetire.




(English)I speak in English, Russian, and Spanish.
(Spanish)Me hablo en ingles, Ruso, y Espanol.
(Russian)Я говорю по Англискому, Русскому, и по Еспански тоже. (Ya govoroo po Angliskomoo, Rooslomoo, ee po espanski toje).




No, for 6 years of my 9 years in America so far.




Baldwin, than Lawrence, than Eudora




From Ukraine to America and visited Canada.




See queston #127




Canada and America and Ukraine




I'm 16 years old




I'm 16 years old




No




Lion








Lol, three days ago, I was 16 years old




On somethings yes and on some things no




One hour




THe smartes ones and the hottest ones too.




7 dollars




Firefox




Because Firefox is the best




Up a tree




Flying




In my opinion yes.




No




Roman Times




In between




Dive into the deep when I couldn't swim




German




Hi, I don't speak German




So, whats happening around here?




Of course




Piano and I'm learning guitar.




Piano and guitar




Guitar




McAfee




Sometimes




Yes. Id be rich




Yes




Yes




No




Becuase I wasn't




Not quit




No




No because it's not true




Social Studies




I'm sick with Hapetitis C. The doctors in Ukraine found some desease in me and said that I needed a blood transfusion to heal it and gave me Hapetitis C infected blood.




Yes, at my backyard




Never met anyone on Ozzu.




"Post quick reply"




No, my browser underlines misspelled words. Even "okay".




My username is a shorter version of my real name. American's and nonRussian people find it easy to pronounce.




No




X-Box 360




No




None




Late




Might if need be




Because it's true




Because I'm me




Cats




It owuld be about something awesome




Me




F1




Yes, my computer AC Power Cord




6:43




12




Gadolinium




64




Yes, didn't you?




Mood swings or those weird things?




A toy car




Windows XP Professional




2 inches wide and 9 inches tall.




12 inches




1280 by 1024




"In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who in a town could fart the loudest and longest. Winners were awarded many prizes and received great recognition."




http://www.ozzu.com, http://www.gmail.com




About 2 hours

201. If you were sentenced to death (death penalty), what would you request as your last meal?

202. What was your first post on OZZU?

203. Give us some links to a website or two that you've designed ...

204. What do you really look like?

205. With whom do you live?

206. What do you think about Microsoft Surface?

207. How long can you hold your breath?

208. Have you ever seen snow?

209. Have you done any extreme sports? and which ones?

210. Do you like "Star-Wars"?

211. Do you believe in evolution?

212. Have you played "Thief: Deadly Shadows"?

213. What's your ID Number?

214. What's the one thing that you've done that you're most proud of?

215. Do you like flying?

216. Do you know who "Hiro Nakamura" is?

217. Have you ever been on a shipping cruise?

218. Have you ever slept in a car?

219. Have you ever slept on the beach?

220. Is there anyone on earth who is cooler than MacGyver?

221. Do you like Donkeys?

222. What do you think about the name milky?

223. Do you think righteous_trespasser is annoying?

224. Why is sky blue?

225. Why is grass green?

226. The highest grade you scored in history?

227. MSN or YIM?

228. Why ddi the chicken crossed the road?

229. What do you think about the US policy in Iraq?

230. Do you want to save Darfur?

231. Post a joke!

So...how many bugs are on this thing?




1 minute and 10 seconds




yes, on some rare winters




Extreme sports? No




No no and no again




Evolution revolution. Maybe




No, my computer wouldn't take it




10093




I'm too lazy to do anything




Yes




No, but after I googled it I did. I watched heroes without sound.




No




Yes




no




Me... no just joking. I don't know

What about 201-205?

221: Do you own black woolly socks?

222: Do you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?

223: What is the density of water at 4 degrees celcius?

224: What is this: 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765, 10946, 17711, 28657, 46368, 75025, 121393, 196418, 317811…

225: How do you measure a telephone pole without climbing it?

226: If you run backwards will you gain weight?

227: If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?

228: Why is abbreviated such a long word?

229: If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?

230: Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

231: Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?

232: Why does X stand for a kiss?

233: Why does O stand for a hug?

234: What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?

235: What's the speed of dark?

236: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

237: Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

238: Have you ever collected the stickers that are on fruits?

239: How old is the oldest cell in your body?

240: In scale from 1-5, how afraid of dark are you?

241: What's the size of your shoes?

242: Explain relativity.

243: What is the most distant place you've visited (from your home)?

244: If you were a worm, how long would you be?

245: Are you left or right eyed?

246. How long would it take for a person who's never layed guitar before to learn "stairway to heaven" from beginning to end?

247. what is pleather?

248. what is the meaning of purpose?

249. What is the purpose of meaning?

250. What would you rather be, a rake or a broom?

251. If a tree fell in the forest where no one was around to hear it fall, does it make a sound?

252. Explain your answer to #251.

253. What color is the chair you're sitting on right now in hexadecimal form?

254. What was the texture of the breakfast you ate this morning?

255. What would you most like to see as a new technological advance in society?

256. Which subjects do you have at school?

257. How long would it take for a person who's never learned to dance, to learn the "lord of dance" routine from beginning to end?

258. Explain your answer to #246.

259. In reference to question #235, why do you say that?

260. In reference to question #231, why aren't they opposites?

Yes




Not bad




No




It replects the other colors?




It reflects the other colors?




115%




MSN




Because it didn't have anything else to do




TOo much for me to read




I'm not financially stable to do that




I found this on the net. I think it's apropriate


Snappy Answers
When someone questions the obvious give them back a snappy answer.

Snappy Answer #1

A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub."

Snappy Answer #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

Snappy Answer #3

The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Snappy Answer #4

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

Snappy Answer #5

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

And the VERY BEST snappy answer ....

Snappy Answer #6, THE TEACHER Snappy Answer OF THE YEAR

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.

Yes




No




Don't know and don't care




I'm not a mathematician




By your distance from it and the shadow




Don't think so




Thats a har question. -0?




People who made the word decided to be sarcastic. I don't know.




homeless and naked




No




they're opposites?




You close your eyes when you kiss?




You wrap around a person?




You die




as fast as light




Make it idot proof and someone would make a better idiot. So try to idiot your way past death.




Until I was 9 years old




Yes, and pasted them on my brother's forehead when he was asleep.




7 years?




1 being not-so-scared and 5 being scared? 2




12




If your mother has a brother who has kids. Than you're related to them.




Canada




1 scary foot




I didn't knew you have specialized eye but I'd say right-eyed.