You see, this is why I generally avoid trolling the General forum.
"The finest trick of the devil is to persuade you that he does not exist." -Charles Pierre Baudelaire
The second, to fool the world into thinking something is 'cool' without identifying the qualities which provide that moniker.
So, let's actually look at some facts, shall we? I will pick one phone that is available now, and to be fair I won't even choose one offered by the company I presently have service with.
Samsung Galaxy Nexus vs. iPhone 4S
Both came out recently to varied degrees of fanfare.
Nexus runs Android 4.0 (ICS)
iPhone runs IOS 5
The Nexus is .35 ounces heavier.
The nexus is slightly larger, accounting for the larger screen real estate at 4.65 inches vs the iPhone's 3.5 inches.
The Nexus employs a pixel resolution of 720x1280, while the iPhone is 640x960.
The Nexus uses a SuperAMOLED screen, the iPhone is still using LCD.
Both are dual core, though the Nexus is 1.2GHz while the iPhone is 1 GHz. (The Nexus also has a discrete graphics chip.)
Twice the system memory on the Nexus over the iPhone, and while the base model has less extended memory (32G vs potential 64G on the iPhone) you can change it by purchasing a new transflash -- can't change the memory on the iPhone.
The Nexus only Sports a 5 MP camera, while the iPhone's is 8MP. However the front facing camera o nthe Nexus is 1.2MP, the iPhone is still relegated to VGA at .3 MP.
Nexus (as with the vast majority of Android based phones) uses a standard micro USB port, while the iPhone still clings to it's proprietary mechanism.
The rest of the hardware seems similar, and I won't bother with the similarities.
The iPhone app store contains over 500K apps. The SDK costs $99 a year for standard apps, or $249/yr for Enterprise.
The Android Market contains over 200K apps. The SDK is free.
NOTE: You are not locked into downloading and installing apps via the Market on Android. You can get them from anywhere. Hard to say how many additional apps are available outside of the App Market. However, in my estimation -- and this is merely opinion -- when you crest 100k, it becomes moot.
It should also be noted that you can add third party apps to your iPhone, but you MUST root (or jailbreak) it before that is possible.
Which brings me to the subject of rooting. Both phones may be rooted, quite easily I might add. the difference is, Google is ok with that, while Apple is decidedly not OK with it and takes steps to protect their hardware from root. To be fair, the carriers for Android handsets do not favor personal rooting, but it's a paradigm shift from manufacturer to carrier between the two.
There are distinct versions of Android floating about, and yes some software will not run on older versions. The same could be said for original iphones, and apps make to exist on the iPhone4S. The reason it is so prevalent on Android devices; there's more of them. As in, there's many manufacturers, creating many levels of hardware for various handsets. If more than one manufacturer created a handset than ran IOS, you would see the same fragmentation in that market.
Which leads to another point. The greatest benefit of having many manufacturers of Android hardware is also a detractor -- depending upon perception. New technology is advancing at a greater pace than Apple hardware. Think about it. Within the genus of the species, there is competition to reign supreme. Ergo it makes sense that each is attempting to outshine the others. Some technology is fluff (3d) some is not (flurry of phones in 1st qtr that run tegra 3 - quad processors). The point is, technology is market driven. The iPhone merely competes with itself within the genus; there's only one. It only views outside competition as ancillary to it's own innovation.
What that means to the consumer is that while your phone (should you invest in Android) be behind the power curve within 8 weeks of delivery, it also means that it will be behind the power curve within 8 weeks.

When you want to invest in new tech, it will always be available, not relegated to one company's timetable and personal views of innovation.
Which leads me to the inevitable question; why won't Apple take some queues from the purchasing public such as replaceable batteries? Transflash expanded memory?
As for me, I prefer open technology. I like the idea of update once, sync everywhere. I like that I can modify my Android however, whenever I like.
Oh and Mark, I am not sure a technical forum is the best place to absolve your sins of not understanding a certain mobile technology.
