Anybody want to drive to Vegas and buy a dinosaur?

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There's a T-Rex for sale. His name is Samson. He's worth over 6 million, but once he settles in, he's practically maintenance free!

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It's not worth 6 million to me. It's not worth 6 cents to me. All prices are imaginary until the sale actually takes place.
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Experts say the 170 bones discovered about 17 years ago in South Dakota represent more than half the skeleton of a 40-foot-long (12-meter-long), 7.5 ton dinosaur that lived 66 million years ago


Which half ?

Replacing that old musty deers head in the living room with a freakin T-Rexes upper-body, tiny arms and all, would be pretty sweet. If it's the other half though I'm having a tough time thinking of anything to do with Samson that wouldn't make him the butt of a bunch of jokes.

You could get rid of the "Beware of dog" sign on the fence, hell you could probably get rid of the dog too. I guarantee a cat burglar sneaking into the back yard in the middle of the night only to set off a dim flickering motion light and a T-Rex audio clip from Jurassic park and see the skull of this thing suspended 6 feet in the air right in front of them is going to leave a few pounds lighter than they were when they got there instead of the other way around.

I'd like to put it in the entryway with a sign hanging from his teeth, "Samson is watching you...".

Maybe make a bed out of it for the little ones. Get a giant tongue matress made for it and everything.
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Best.Plans.Ever. :lol:
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Who wants to bet that camper john gets it then resells it on craigslist?
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So, who became the happy owner of T-Rex?
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Bah, you didn't even read the link did you? Auction doesn't occur until Oct. 3rd. ;)

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