Aspray

Found another amusing product....

How dirty do you have to get before you need this? I'd save some money and use soap and a rag.

https://www.buyaspray.com/flare/next?etag=4aspray

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I love adverts like that. It's the sheer determination of the salesman to make sure that the sale is being made. Not in the slightest bit surprised that it's a successful selling technique.

I love it when companies advertise something as being "chemical free."

Fat people have to shower at least twice as often as people who aren't fat because they have the fat rolls where sweat can form and bacteria can grow quicker.

This stuff is looking for fat people frustrated with always being stinky, just like diet programs are looking for people frustrated with trying to lose weight.

You want to know some useless information? That big belly roll that some really obese people have hanging from their bellies is called a "pannis" (I think that is how it is spelled) and they actually make a floss-like rope to help keep the skin and tissue deep down inside that fold clean.

I think pannis is something women get after child birth based on the definitions I'm finding.

It's a shame too, I was all about slipping "Wanna see my pannis ?" into conversations at parties to see the look on peoples' faces giggity.

*shrug* You can still tell them that you incessantly masticate at the table during every meal.

I got my wife with that masticator joke the other night while we were watching daily show or colbert report (can't remember which). The joke on tv was something about a "master rebator" and she thought that was funny and I said I was a masticated at least 3 times a day.

Was it Stewart on Daily Show? I caught that one, too.