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was this you?

yahoo news wrote:
ALBANY, N.Y. (Reuters) - Andre Gainey found out the hard way that in the state of New York it's illegal to drive while watching porn.



Police said the 35-year old man from Clifton Park, New York, was watching a adult movie called "Chocolate Foam" on Tuesday night while driving his Mercedes Benz in the town of Schenectady when he was spotted by an officer at a stop light.


entire article here
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dammit, i didn't want this to leak out. but i mean hey, what you gonna do? it was a long trip and i need my porno
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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lol around here, any TV that is visible from other drivers is illegal, but if you've got porn on coppers will more than likely follow you a little longer before they pull ya over :wink:
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joebert wrote:
lol around here, any TV that is visible from other drivers is illegal, but if you've got porn on coppers will more than likely follow you a little longer before they pull ya over :wink:


That all depends on the cop pulling you over and the porn being played
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why did you give a fake name?
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good point
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we got this guy who is spotted from time to time, that drives one of those 'art cars' you know the type, they put all kinds of crap on there car so everyone will look at them and go ohh, blah! Anyway he has a black and white t.v. on the side of his car. How many times have I just wanted to take a golf club and smash it.
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does it work? Have you ever seen it switched on?
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yeah he drives by with it on, I guess he has an amp convertor into his cigarette lighter. Its an old beet up car too. The picture is always kinda fuzzy though. lol
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I don't like beets, mixing a bad tasting veggie and purple is just to hash for me. I think tvs should probably be banned in cars, since they are WAY more disracting the cell phones, last I cheacked you still didn't look at a phone to use it. so any TV's in cars should be roof mounted away from the driver. Mind you that will only work untill Red Green pulls the steering wheel back so he can watch the game while he drives.
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lol @ red green

well this tv is on the side of the car, last i 'cheaked'

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