Ban the dangerous chemical!!! :)

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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/sto ... d=10463579

heh heh funny......... :D
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XD lol, what a wally :P I remember our chemistry teacher telling us this in our first lesson in year 11 :)
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Wasn't there a scam back in the Y2K scare where a dude was trying to sell dehydrated water? Just add H2O and you've got drinking water!
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I can see the political attack ads on TV now...
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What do you really know about WATER?!? Did you know...

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...water in nature and in use is rarely pure.

*pause for effect*

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At room temperature, it is a nearly colorless, tasteless, and odorless liquid.

*pause for effect*

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Water can be described as a polar liquid that dissociates disproportionately into the hydronium ion (H3O+(aq)) and an associated hydroxide ion (OH−(aq)).

*pause for effect*

This November, vote no on WATER. Send a message to the "Universal Solvent" that it's not welcome here anymore.


...then the disclaimer about who's responsible for the commercial (Earth, Wind and Fire, of course).
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"touchi - you got me"

shouldn't that be touche ... ?
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righteous_trespasser wrote:
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"touchi - you got me"

shouldn't that be touche ... ?


No. It should be 'touché'. :P
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thanks A ... I just didn't quite know how to make that character immediately ... and I was too lazy to find it ...
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XD lol :P

ALT + 0233
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Lol... people are so gullible... I guess google was too far out of reach

Read this. I'm going to ban dihydrogen monoxide here :shock:

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:lol:

and by MP... do they mean Member of Parliament or Military Police or what :?:
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Member of Parliament.
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ok... thanks SB :D Makes more sense
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heh heh the list of dangers is funny..... the last one is a bit of a giveaway really, but hey....

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* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.
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* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El Nino weather effect.


:shock:

Those evil bastards!
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This is so funny, I sent the dhmo.org link to loads of people I know on msn and only one noticed it's just water
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One of the uses: "as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,"
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Haha, that's pretty good. It's good that she has a sense of humor about the whole situation as well.
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yeah it's a pleasant surprise to see a politician both owning up to an error and taking it in good humor..... hahaha still embarrassing as hell............ :D

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