best poem ever

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I’m sure that I will always be
A lonely number like root three

The three is all that’s good and right,
Why must my three keep out of sight
Beneath the vicious square root sign,
I wish instead I were a nine

For nine could thwart this evil trick,
with just some quick arithmetic

I know I’ll never see the sun, as 1.7321
Such is my reality, a sad irrationality

When hark! What is this I see,
Another square root of a three

As quietly co-waltzing by,
Together now we multiply
To form a number we prefer,
Rejoicing as an integer

We break free from our mortal bonds
With the wave of magic wands

Our square root signs become unglued
Your love for me has been renewed.


-kumar from the movie harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay. FUNNY
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Hah, cool quote. Unexpected Source lol.
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Post 3+ Months Ago

In response to your best poem,

Oh, That Joy So Soon Should Waste!

Oh, that joy so soon should waste!
Or so sweet a bliss
As a kiss
Might not forever last!
So sugared, so melting, so soft, so delicious!
The dew that lies on roses
When morn herself discloses,
Is not so precious.
Oh, rather than I would it smother,
Were I to taste such another,
It should be my wishing
That I might die kissing.

Ben Jonson
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times would like the poem from Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay to improve.

The root of Three by Kumar

I'm afraid I'll remain a lonely figure,
As the root of Three


Three is a good and right,
Why leave my Three of the courage,
hides, holds himself to be void


Oh, I would be but instead a nine,
Nine of those stops because enchantment, knows the trick
and attacks on simple mathematics


The light from the sun will never be mine,
I remain 1st 7321
That is my reality,
full mourning this irrationality


But Stop! What I see here,
Another root of three;
the waltz step, it very quietly gone


Together, we will have a much Three,
and form a popular figure to us,
and an integral ergiebt


We blasting what might bind us,
I lift and the magic wand,
our resolve to root sign three
and love blossoms for me to the new
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Post 3+ Months Ago

Quote:
"Do all the good you can
By all the means you can
In all the ways you can
In all the places you can
At all the times you can
To all the people you can
As long as ever you can"


I like this poem very much.
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All that glisters is not gold
An idle brain is the devil's workshop
As you sow, so you shall reap
Barking dogs seldom bite
Every dog has its day
Necessity is the mother of invention
Honesty is the best policy
There's no smoke without fire
Experience is the best teacher
Truth is stranger than fiction
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It's a beautiful day in the neighboorhood...
A beautiful day for a neighbor...
Would you be mine? Could you be mine?

I've always wanted to have a neighbor just like you....
I've always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you...

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day....
Since we're together we might as well say.....
Would you be mine? could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Won't you please? won't you please? Please won't you be my neighbor?
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My friends tell me to let you go,
But my heart doesn't let me listen to them..
To me, it's so difficult to let you go..
to imagine a life without you..
Tell me please.. What should I do...?
I feel so afraid..
Afraid to wake in the morning to realize that,
you are just a fading memory..
and that you are not apart of my life anymore..
I hate this pain I feel in my heart,
you are the only person who can take it all away..
Please tell me, since I'm completely lost..
Tell me, how do I teach my heart
to live without you..?
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That was one of the sillier parts of a very silly movie. I liked it though. Not as good as the original.
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All the poems are great. I like them very much.
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I like "Eugene Onegin" in the original
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I tell you this, and I tell you plain:
What you have done, you will do again;
You will bite your tongue, careful or not,
Upon the already-bitten spot.

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