A bet with my girlfriend.

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Post November 3rd, 2007, 4:18 pm

I made a bet with my girlfriend 4 days ago that I would increase the traffic to my site from 196 unique visitors to 500 in a month, this month!. :o
If I lose I must freaking massage her.
¨GAH.
If I win she will own me like 2 h of massage.. (yummy) ;)

I need some help with this.
And quick.
Its not only the massage on stake here, its my pride so help me!

4 days has allready passed and my site is getting maby 10 new unique hits everyday I would need about 16.7 each day to reach my goal.
How do I make more people come to my site this week? I dont think I got the time to do some fancy SEO since iam a noob in that area.
And I dont wanna ask my msn buddies :lol:
:o

HURRY UP AND HELP ME! =)
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Post November 3rd, 2007, 4:18 pm

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Post November 3rd, 2007, 5:39 pm

Gee, I think it's a win-win situation here. Who wouldn't want to massage their girlfriend ... If you do it good enough it could lead to other things ;)

I think the only way to increase your website's traffic that quick is to start advertising everywhere ... forums related to the theme of your website, tell people about it, put it on your msn name if you have one ... et cetera.
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Post November 3rd, 2007, 6:50 pm

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Gee, I think it's a win-win situation here. Who wouldn't want to massage their girlfriend ... If you do it good enough it could lead to other things ;)

I think the only way to increase your website's traffic that quick is to start advertising everywhere ... forums related to the theme of your website, tell people about it, put it on your msn name if you have one ... et cetera.


I agree with the win-win thing. AND the advertisement things...

Try to improve the CEO of your site... links should be textual not images for the robots (spiders) (bots)...

content should be relevant to your site and handy for people.... ...
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Post November 4th, 2007, 9:39 pm

Breeze wrote:
If you do it good enough it could lead to other things

I concur ... Lose on purpose ...
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Post November 4th, 2007, 11:03 pm

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I concur ... Lose on purpose ...


webbmonarken: I think you should stop improving the SEO of your website and start researching erotic massaging techniques ;)
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Post November 4th, 2007, 11:17 pm

here you go
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Post November 5th, 2007, 3:39 am

Forget your site enjoy your girl friend, Either way you still enjoy it :P but as for your main issue. Paid advertising would be great.
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Post November 5th, 2007, 11:18 am

lead to something else :D you guys are hilarious..
It allways leads to something else with this girl, usually more than once when we meet.

Anyway if I by some strage reason really would want to lose I could simply block all ip adresses when the counter reachs 450 or something around that. =)

erotic massaging could always be usefull thou.. :D
Thanks for the tips. ;)

I have currently reached 62 unique visitors in 5 days so Iam not that far behind.
Probebly I will speed up the work with getting more people to my site when I gets the time.
But thanks, posting in diffrent forums is something Iam gonna consider! =)
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Post November 5th, 2007, 11:53 am

Does she know how to read server logs ? :lol:
Why yes, yes I am.
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Post November 5th, 2007, 12:03 pm

yes i do why?
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Post November 5th, 2007, 12:07 pm

ffs your not my girlfriend penguin. ;)

no she wont be able to read the logs unless I show her.
But I will show her and Iam gonna be honest about who wins this bet.. =)
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Post November 5th, 2007, 12:09 pm

I read that wrong, i thought it said can anyone read server logs, Jesus calm down dude.
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Post November 5th, 2007, 12:18 pm

Iam calm.. :O

shure you didnt read my second post wrong too? :D

I made a smilej after with a blinking eye.
;) <-- like that
It ment that I wasnt dead serrious.. :) heh

this is getting so off topic. :O gash :S
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Post November 5th, 2007, 2:54 pm

If you want to win, just go wardriving and visit your own site, refreshing the page each time you find an open wireless network. But I think I would keep my mouth shut about getting more visitors and lose on purpose. That way you can set the mood, maybe some candle lighting, rose petals spread around the room, a bottle of champaign. (man...thats getting pretty mushy!)
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Post November 5th, 2007, 4:53 pm

Make 100 pages with wikipedia linked garbage. I get 45,000 visitors a day from this. My MAX was 96,000 visitors a day from auto generated garbage.
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