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Post June 24th, 2007, 7:44 am

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Went to reach into my kitchen cabinet to grab a pan, and "something" stopped me.


It was your spidey sense wasn't it ?
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Post June 24th, 2007, 7:44 am

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Post June 24th, 2007, 11:10 am

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Apparently they hadn't had time to mate and her to eat him. Nailed them both with a different pan from a different cabinet.



hahahaahahahahahaha. O and apparently to discovery channel, black widows have more potent venom than rattlesnakes.. so go to the hospital lol.
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Post June 24th, 2007, 12:51 pm

Oh my that's so gross ... I absolutely hate spiders ... Can't stand the things ... Poor you camperjohn ...
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Post June 25th, 2007, 4:15 am

lol, now I know what to get for a chrissy present for you, RT.
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Post June 26th, 2007, 11:59 am

I am surprised that I haven't been bit more. I am 27 years old, and the average person eats 4 spiders per year in their sleep, so looks like I got lucky by not getting bit by the 108 spiders I consumed during my lifetime.
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Post June 26th, 2007, 1:04 pm

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I am surprised that I haven't been bit more. I am 27 years old, and the average person eats 4 spiders per year in their sleep, so looks like I got lucky by not getting bit by the 108 spiders I consumed during my lifetime.


As disgusting as that sounds I've actually heard that stat before. Taking a guess I've swallowed my share of flies in my sleep as well *lol
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Post June 26th, 2007, 1:19 pm

I'm a single male - you do NOT want to know the disgusting things I have eaten and places I've put my mouth.

...but I liked it...
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Post June 26th, 2007, 1:44 pm

camperjohn wrote:
I'm a single male - you do NOT want to know the disgusting things I have eaten and places I've put my mouth.

...but I liked it...


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Post June 26th, 2007, 1:57 pm

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I'm a single male - you do NOT want to know the disgusting things I have eaten and places I've put my mouth.

...but I liked it...

I'm a single male aswell and I don't eat disgusting crap because of it ... or at all for that matter ...
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Post June 28th, 2007, 2:27 am

Well, at least I don't eat that stuff conciously... like camperjohn up there to the north... of this page... NO, THE OTHER WAY!
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Post June 28th, 2007, 2:36 am

I know a girl who went to the hostpital in the middle of the nite because she heard noises in her ear, when she got to the hostpital a tiny roach crawled out of her ear.
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Post June 28th, 2007, 6:16 am

Did you hear about the kid who had the lil nest of spiders in his ear:
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21685997-2,00.html
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Post June 28th, 2007, 6:40 am

I'm sure camperjohn will eat them ... lol
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Post June 28th, 2007, 7:16 am

Well on the bright side, chances are he never would have had mosquitos buzzing in his ear.
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Post July 22nd, 2007, 7:53 pm

UPDATE:

After 4 weeks, I am still feeling it the effects of my spider bite. Not really really bad, just lathargic.

Anyway, I figured I would work it off with a little yardwork, so I went outside to pick up the palm leaves that I had cut sometime ago, and put them in the trash bin.

Something told me (my newly aquired spider sense?) to turn over this one branch I had in my hand, and this is what I found:

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Fuc king little fu ck er. This is probably not the one that bit me, as there are probably more in the yard.

I think my heel of my boot surpassed the sound barrier as it stomped on his little face.
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