Blondes on Football

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Blonde & Football

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her
first football game. They had great
seats right behind the bench. After the
game, he asked her how she liked the
experience.
"Oh, I really liked it," she said,
"especially the really tight pants and all
of the big muscles, but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each
other for 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What on
earth do you mean?"

"Well, I saw them flip a coin and one
team got it and then for the rest of the
game, all they kept screaming was: "Get
the quarter back! Get the quarter
back!"
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LOL! omg heh my girlfriend knows nothing about football either!!!!!!!
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it really makes you wonder :-P

hehehe good joke!
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That was good one, have dated a few girls like that :D
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HAHAH blondes these days, they are sooo.... well lets not say dumb because my girlfriend is a blonde, but we could say some are hot and lack the intelligents in order to comprehend the difference between 'quarterback' and get the 'quarter back' :)
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I'm blonde! I dont get it, whats a quarter!? :wink: :wink:
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Quarter back- The guy that throws the ball in American football.. Unflux can elaborate more on this, cause i know he loves american football.
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omg hahaha i was kidding!
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Yeah...Im a blonde to musik...DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!!! lol :lol:
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hahaha us blondes got to stick together~!! or we get lost!!
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TRU DAT...TRU DAT!!!!!
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Seems to me the more blondes you get together the harder it will be for them to find their way back :-p
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sometimes too much thought can be put into a joke. you guys are funny... :P

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