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I really need to stop thinking about a class I'm writing for a bit.

So I found these lol.

A wife asks her developer husband "Could you please go to the store for me and buy a carton of milk, if they have eggs, get 12." A short time later the husband comes back with 12 cartons of milk. The wife yells at him, "Why the hell did you buy 12 cartons of milk?!" He replied, "They had eggs."

Three DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walk out because they couldn't find a table.
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If I had been drinking milk, it would've shot out my nose.
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The php class I'm making is coming along great. I'm reluctant on telling anyone about though lol I have not seen anything out there yet that is doing what this is doing. I'm sure there is something out there but i haven't found it yet.

But in the sake of this thread here is something I'm sure has happened to any web designer out there, I know it's happened to me. That is why I updated my contract to include only 5 revisions and if they still want more. I take them into a "re-consulting" session to review why they came there and to get them back on point if they still want to push through the revisions another contract is drawn up and they get charged hourly (time and a half to 2x my hourly rate, depending on how bad the design is coming out lol) for the revisions. I also remove all traces of my name as the designer.

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
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ScottG wrote:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell


I went and got the poster to that and have it hanging on the wall.
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theoatmeal is funny.. ive spent hours on it..
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Zealous wrote:
I went and got the poster to that and have it hanging on the wall.


I know what to get my mate who's a graphic designer for his birthday now.
Cheers! :mrgreen:
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TheMachine wrote:
Zealous wrote:
I went and got the poster to that and have it hanging on the wall.


I know what to get my mate who's a graphic designer for his birthday now.
Cheers! :mrgreen:


I can provide a action shot of it on my wall if you need it, it is a reasonable size and it comes in a cylinder harden package so turns up perfectly. I was happy with getting a printed copy.

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