Buttock Clenching (SFW)

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http://humor.beecy.net/misc/jobad/gas.jpg

:lol: truly buttock-clenching :!:
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wow ... hahahaha ... poor guy ...
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presumably the hospital will need to review their procedures or something... besides "sticking a bung in it..." I'm not sure what more they can do :roll:
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Lighting farts with a lighter can be a pain in the ass as it is, but a spark ? :shock:

What are the odds you'ld get a spark and a fart at the same time ?
More importantly, why was there a spark ?!
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I'm wondering why they were using flammable stuff on the poor guy's privates. Because if he was sedated, that would mean that likely had him on oxygen which is pretty flammable too, and I know from my momma who works at the hospital that they are really paranoid about any heat source in the operating room. Maybe this is why they are so careful about it.
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What are the odds you'ld get a spark and a fart at the same time ?


A good and very important question... I have a friend who's thesis was entitled "...alternative uses of methane..." I'll be sure to ask, if anyone knows he will... :D
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I can't stop laughing bahahahaha!
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I can almost smell the burned hair...

...and fart...
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Maybe they were cauterizing something so it would not bleed too much. And that was the spark they were referring to.
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funny and painful story.
imagine to wake up with roasted genitials.
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lol wow haha oops... sucks to be that guy... wow... ouch... ... .. .
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I don't think that he can't have sex permanently anymore. Was that temporary?

Hope it was, for him...

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