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Which is your favorite bumper sticker?

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    friends give friends head
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    keep honking, I'm reloading my gun
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    *plum* happens
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Catchy bumper stickers

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If anybody has any good ideas on catchy bumper stickers, like my personal favorite "Friends give friends head". My one friend who is a girl said she like the bumper sticker, but she said she still won't do it. :( So post away what you think would be a good bumper sticker. :)
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My friend at school is a big 4x4/Off roader, on the windshield of his moddified jeep, he has "If you can read this the flip me back over" but it is upside down. I know its not really a bumper sticker, but it is catchy :-p
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My friend had that ' keep honking, im reloading my gun' and it was hillarious... another one he had was ' Hows my driving? 1-800-eat-SH!T'
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"I'm not tailgaiting, I'm drafting"
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I see we have some NASCAR fans in the stands today :D
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:thumbsup:
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I don't know if this is bumper sticker yet, UNFLUX will like this one " rub'ins racen' ", Enjoy :D
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haha yeah! i've seen it before. good one.

you ever seen the monte carlo commercial with jeff gordon and
earnhardt jr bumping each other?? classic
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"If you don't like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk"
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I used to have a sticker on my old Mazda Capella "Built for Thrashing"
and a little sign that said "I swerve and hit things at random" :wink:

Now I just have my company signs on the car and one for my fav community radio station (http://www.rrr.org.au) and one for my meditation centres (http://www.brahmakumaris.com)

:D
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Are you driving a car or a telephone booth?
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:D neither motorcycle :lol:
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Some I made up and some are real bumper stickers...

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Horn broken. Watch for finger.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

All generalizations are false.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Forget about World Peace...Visualize using your turn signal.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.

I love cats...they taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.

Born free...Taxed to death.

The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.

Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.

Rehab is for quitters.

I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him sleep.

All men are idiots, and I married their King.

Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.

Work is for people who don't know how to fish.

Montana-At least our cows are sane!

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a
vegetarian.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some.

When you do a good deed, get a receipt-in case heaven is like
the IRS..

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

No radio - Already stolen.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.

Tell me to 'stuff it' - I'm a taxidermist.

IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its
students.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.

Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Reality? Is that where the pizza delivery guy comes from?

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

Make it idiot-proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be
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Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

I subport publik edjekashun.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who
can't.

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Keep honking...I'm reloading.

Caution: I drive like you do.

I wish I was Barbie.. That Bitch as EVERYTHING!

Don't tell my mom I am truck Driver.. She thinks I am a piano player at a whore house..

Don't HONK!!! Your daughter might be in here..

If you can read this than Honk so I can slam on my brakes..

Bite Me! No Not Litteraly!

If you can read this than I am probably giving you the finger..

Follow me..

Santa Clause isn't Real! The Easter Bunny told me so..

I maybe fat but your ugly and I can diet.

As a matter of fact, I do own the whole damn road!!

Your mom says "Hi!"

I brake AFTER I hit it..

Sex is like Credit.. Some get it and some don't..

Shut Up, Tubby!

I screw on the first date..

Have a Cookie..

I'm Horney..... Bend Over!

If you're Reading this than you probably did something stupid.

My brakes don't work so get as close to my ass as you can..

What Will You Do For A Buck?

Stop Honking Start Flashing!

Your kid maybe an Honors Student but mine can still kick your's ass!

Doctors found Blood in my Alcohol stream.

My husband thinks he is a gift from god.. Well, I hope god kept the reciept!
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:lol: Those were good. Thanks heart :D
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I am not speeding, I am qualifing
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Not a bumper sticker per se, but motorbikes (well, motorbikers) usually advertise with their t-shirts. Somewhere I remember seeing a picture of a hard-ass biker on a harley, and on the back of his t-shirt it says:

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"
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hahaha! :lol:
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Well I've been looking for that t-shirt there dr nick. I got a few stickers on my helmet.

@$$, gas or grass NOBODY rides for FREE

helmet laws still suck!

don't let your mouth write a check that your @$$ can't cash
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Helmet laws still suck?

Would you rather be dead in the event of an accident?
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well darling, there is allot of people who have died because they were wearing a DOT approved helmet. The extra weight on there neck ended up breaking there neck. I wear a helmet but it is considered a skid lid, brain bucket, you get the idea. Also if you go down and you hit your head, your head could swell and if your wearing a full face helmet. What do you think happens. Don't take any offense to this there are just somethings I don't agree on. :D
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oh no I dont take offence at all, as I hope you wouldnt, i just wasnt sure why you would say that, Im not an expert, my understanding is that it is much better to have one to protect the head as maybe there are a few accidents where it would be worse, but most times it would save people, I guess they must have researched it alot though before they made the decision.
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There are still a few states that don't have helmet laws, but most of them require a helmet. :D
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yeah same here in Oz - all states have that law, same as seat belts are compulsory.
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:lol:
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Florida doesnt require you to wear a helmet.
I used to wear just a skid lid also( not DOT) and went down cracked my helmet in half and I got no drain bamage.

I dont wear a helmet now......

I know I know..... So dont bother saying it.

I used too have the sticker in my first car
no one rides free gas grass or ass
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I guess its each persons decision whether they want to or not :D
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right on drtydawg, what kinda a scooter you got?
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I gots a Harley 1200 sporty all chromed up nice straight pipes real loud
and got me a skull theme going on.
cant afford any bigger of a bike right now.
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I need to get some drag pipes, and a breather kit. I'm still runing the stock pipes :oops: But one of these days I get them, oh and a jet kit. Have you seen the bone hand jiffy stand with the middle finger up? I can't remember the website, right off hand but it looked pretty good. The down side was it's around $250 bucks. But I still got some work to do before I would get that.
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Best time to do breather kit and carb work when you change your pipes you have to tweak the carb anyways.
What bike you got?
I saw one a eagles claw looked really kewl abot 250 also
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