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Anyways, I was really bored...so this is how this works if you dont know..
All you do is post a continuation of the story started in this thread. Just 2 or 3 lines, keep it clean, see where it ends up =)

ok here we go...

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Once upon a time there was a webmaster...
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who had to write a synopsis on an AP American document, it started a bit like this:

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Thomas Jefferson was inaugurated on March 4, 1801. He believed his rise to power to be “the revolution of 1801”. A revolution it was of sorts, because it did mark the first peaceful switch of political party power in the history of the modern republic.


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but he didnt know how to type.........
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so he went old school and broke out the pen and paper. after about 10 revisions and 2 bottles of white out....
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he started to eat the paper....
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about half way through chomping down the paper, he realized that it was actually..
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his keyboard........
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which tasted suprisingly well, except for the...
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dustmites. They tasted...
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a little dry, but surprisingly a lot like you would expect dust to taste. With this new found love for dust, our webmaster...
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went on the search for more dust, because he had a snowday!
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However, google was down that day for some reason. He found out...
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that this dust he was looking for had some really cool...
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paper underneath it that had been hidden by the layers of dust! It resembled an AP American paper, but something wasn't quite right. It had..
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no texture. He took a sample of the dust to his microscope and he saw.....
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a sprawling colony of dustmites. "Christ Almighty!" said the webmaster ..
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How the heck can i clone these things?! I think that i need to go see......
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a psychotherapist ..
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because he really helped me out last time with my..
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athletes foot ..
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which had devoured my whole leg...
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so off he went to the psychologist who looked a bit like
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Gargamel. Additionally, he smelled like...
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goats cheese held under the arm of a jogger for a week :shock:
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which brought back memories of his childhood....
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when he worked on a goat farm and his father made him eat copius amounts of goats cheese. So he is in with the psychologist and his name is Dr Phil, he says
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veeeery interessting :D



// I was trying to say it like I heard on a cartoon one time, you kinda have to hold the ee's and the ss's to make sound right :roll:
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I can't remember every having a patient who had such problems with dust...how did you came into this habit again?
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And the webmaster said,"Its a long story but, Just taste this sample i brought with me." The doc gave a lick and was.....
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pleasantly surprised. "I never knew dust could taste so much like lemon sherbert!" he exclaimed, while ingesting another large amount ..
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he wondered how one person could create so much delicious dust, then he realised...
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that it wasn't domestic dust at all. It happened to be particles of brightly coloured goats cheese. "What a wonderful thing to discover", he said to himself, while the webmaster left the room, ever more puzzled than he was as he walked in ..
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as he walked down the corridor a sudden realisation came to him...
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he wasn't a webmaster at all. He was the secret forgotten love child of Albert Einstein!. ..
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'GOOD GOD!' he thought, and realised the implications this could have...
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this meant...
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his childhood education had failed. It was time to re-train!

As he pondered this unfortuneate happen-stance, he began to wonder, what could he re-train as?
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a dental hyginist perhaps?
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Makybe he could retrain as a...
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..webmaster of course, his childhood dream. With an IQ of 42 he should be able to handle just about any...
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