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Post July 17th, 2008, 10:57 am

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But there is this little percentage of population in America would like her, am i right?



They don't really like her, they just like her home movies. :banana:
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Post July 17th, 2008, 10:57 am

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Post July 17th, 2008, 10:59 am

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Why can't we get one that reads "L. Ron Hubbard returns in Spaceship and takes Tom Cruise away!"

:lol:
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Post July 18th, 2008, 9:52 am

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Why can't we get one that reads "L. Ron Hubbard returns in Spaceship and takes Tom Cruise away!"

hahahaha I'm sure that actually happens weekly... they take interstellar cruises (heh heh 'cruises' - get it? :D ) together....

I'm not even going to go into the paris hilton issue.

jack nicholson is one the best actors ever, though :D
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Post July 18th, 2008, 11:39 am

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jack nicholson is one the best actors ever, though :D


Oh yeah! To use the Departed as a more recent example of his excellent acting.

Whilst i don't necessarily like Tom Cruise as a person, nor do i believe in his religious beliefs i can't and won't ever doubt his acting ability too. I still think that his performance in "War of the Worlds" and "Vanilla Sky" are two of his best. I haven't seen all of "Rain Man", but i'm lead to believe he was amazing in that too.
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Post July 18th, 2008, 11:44 am

oh cruise is a good actor alright. but as far as I'm concerned that doesn't save him at all..... he's just gone too weird, and not in a cute way.

and nicholson is wicked. my favourites are the older ones - Witches of Eastwick (classic!!), and As Good as it Gets..... and of course Batman. he was the best Joker ever.
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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:24 pm

I usually keep getting spam that asks for my credit card as there is some plot in Australia to stop my 1 Billion dollars to reach me...

Occasionally, I receive some gibberish... seriously... I think they were trying to translate from Alien language to English through a very old and defective translator... It got random words in them that make no sense whatsoever... lol and the subject is usually something like >:-( haha

Here is one I got today

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Hi,


How to keep your girlfriend happy ...
Click here

Fiancee. In moods of financial optimism we are and the shadow
was exchanged for the light of to horseracing but to murder.
when i recall my but were required in case of a sale, to
dispose one of his pet theories was attacked, hotchkiss
heard you were back, jane, she said. Aren't my mrs. Brownlow
and her three boys. They had taken you are really going
to sell! Aynesworth exclaimed. Also fell upon him with vigour.
but his stick he say, phemy? Asked malcolm. He said he kent
or her feeling that the magnum bonum itself was the we got
out at the second floor and she led so. Your father's case,
mrs. Reed, presented certain was granted, and the chiefs
regarding themselves details with carlotta adams, or in
meeting her.

Just for laughs and giggles lol
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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:43 pm

Hahaha Bogey, I got that same message earlier this morning, but our ISP took out the content and just sent me the header ... haha, now I know what it actually said ...
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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:45 pm

lol like that alien gibberish? Looks like they tried to put in sentences from horror and romance stories and each sentence from different authors from different countries.

And the link went to a different place I just changed it to google.
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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:45 pm

What are you talking, Bogey?
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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:47 pm

lol... George. If I translate that to Russian it makes perfect sense... it really does.

I'm talking gibberish (Darn, made sense)
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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:49 pm

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lol... George. If I translate that to Russian it makes perfect sense... it really does.

I'm talking gibberish (Darn, made sense)


It's not unusual for me to smile at things I find 'weird' :) or don't understand...as long as it has an intention of kidding,..that'd have been great.

:)

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Post July 20th, 2008, 11:56 pm

George L. wrote:
Bogey wrote:
lol... George. If I translate that to Russian it makes perfect sense... it really does.

I'm talking gibberish (Darn, made sense)


It's not unusual for me to smile at things I find 'weird' :) or don't understand...as long as it has an intention of kidding,..that'd have been great.

:)

kinda makes my day, man.

Man, why do I have a bad feeling after reading this? Makes me feel like a child :lol:
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