Cynics are spamming me

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I just had a look into my junk mail folder which combines all the junk mail for all my email accounts and for the last couple of days i've been getting stuff like "Jack Nicholson dies from Heart Attack" and another with the subject title "Will Smith drowns in bath".

As if the world wasn't depressing enough.
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ha ha ha ha.... doesn't that make it less depressing? :D
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You should use those emails to cheer you up, any time you get one think to yourself, "Better them than me". :D
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haha At least you have some variety, all that I get all the time is all kind of viagra - cialis stuff :lol:
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ditto here. I'd have fictitiously dead actors over the millionth viagra/ enlarge your appendage/ buy rolex watch thing any day :D
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All I get is "Canadian Pharmacy" ... with no content ... I think Yahoo! took it out before it reached me, but for some reason the headers still arrive ... lolz.
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I just got one of those that did make me smile it said

"Paris Hilton Stabbed by Robber"
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That's the spirit ! :lol:
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Best spam subject line I've ever received: "She won't believe what happened to your ****!"

I was scared for a week :shock:
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I just got one of those that did make me smile it said

"Paris Hilton Stabbed by Robber"


See, i'm not all for this whole Celebrity thing but had it been Paris Hilton drowning in the bath or dying of a heart attack i don't think i'd have posted this topic.

Jack Nicholson and to a certain extent Will Smith actually have some talent, so i can respect that side of them. Hilton? she's just a waste of space and i too would have had a broad smile when seeing that spam topic.
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Excuse me, Craig, Paris is cool. She's just spoilt by her parents. I still like her after all the mess she'd caused to herself..

She needs serious counseling.

A side note, my spam (which I find it to be quite coincidental that I was just telling myself about 30 minutes ago that now high-class spammers are the ones that get your approval. After a period of time, your interest declines to that subject but it still sends and reminds you used to like it and that's powerful. 20% of this will get back my attention)

Funny spams are: Google PayDay Click Here....

How'd know I'm a Google Lover? and where'd they got my email address??

:)
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You have just lost all credibility with me George.
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Excuse me, Craig, Paris is cool. She's just spoilt by her parents. I still like her after all the mess she'd caused to herself..

What exactly do you like about her? She's essentially useless. She does nothing. She's the spitting image of what's wrong with the culture that a lot of American's my age are growing up in.
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@Grinch
I'd not like her that much, but would still like her. Look, maybe she really needs someone, a doctor to help her. (for her personality disorder or something).

I know that, spork. But there is this little percentage of population in America would like her, am i right?.

What I like her about is her beauty. Just that simple I know it can be deceiving, look but who am I to judge? who not to like or spit at?. I was just revealing my truth about a topic of a thread.

Comparing with other actresses or hollywood stars, of course there are more who I'd favor more in terms of their acting and singing as my favorite than Paris.

I don't mean I don't dislike anyone, there are many I can't think of now.
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Why can't we get one that reads "L. Ron Hubbard returns in Spaceship and takes Tom Cruise away!"
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But there is this little percentage of population in America would like her, am i right?



They don't really like her, they just like her home movies. :banana:
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jflynn wrote:
Why can't we get one that reads "L. Ron Hubbard returns in Spaceship and takes Tom Cruise away!"

:lol:
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Why can't we get one that reads "L. Ron Hubbard returns in Spaceship and takes Tom Cruise away!"

hahahaha I'm sure that actually happens weekly... they take interstellar cruises (heh heh 'cruises' - get it? :D ) together....

I'm not even going to go into the paris hilton issue.

jack nicholson is one the best actors ever, though :D
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jack nicholson is one the best actors ever, though :D


Oh yeah! To use the Departed as a more recent example of his excellent acting.

Whilst i don't necessarily like Tom Cruise as a person, nor do i believe in his religious beliefs i can't and won't ever doubt his acting ability too. I still think that his performance in "War of the Worlds" and "Vanilla Sky" are two of his best. I haven't seen all of "Rain Man", but i'm lead to believe he was amazing in that too.
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oh cruise is a good actor alright. but as far as I'm concerned that doesn't save him at all..... he's just gone too weird, and not in a cute way.

and nicholson is wicked. my favourites are the older ones - Witches of Eastwick (classic!!), and As Good as it Gets..... and of course Batman. he was the best Joker ever.
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I usually keep getting spam that asks for my credit card as there is some plot in Australia to stop my 1 Billion dollars to reach me...

Occasionally, I receive some gibberish... seriously... I think they were trying to translate from Alien language to English through a very old and defective translator... It got random words in them that make no sense whatsoever... lol and the subject is usually something like >:-( haha

Here is one I got today

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Hi,


How to keep your girlfriend happy ...
Click here

Fiancee. In moods of financial optimism we are and the shadow
was exchanged for the light of to horseracing but to murder.
when i recall my but were required in case of a sale, to
dispose one of his pet theories was attacked, hotchkiss
heard you were back, jane, she said. Aren't my mrs. Brownlow
and her three boys. They had taken you are really going
to sell! Aynesworth exclaimed. Also fell upon him with vigour.
but his stick he say, phemy? Asked malcolm. He said he kent
or her feeling that the magnum bonum itself was the we got
out at the second floor and she led so. Your father's case,
mrs. Reed, presented certain was granted, and the chiefs
regarding themselves details with carlotta adams, or in
meeting her.

Just for laughs and giggles lol
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Hahaha Bogey, I got that same message earlier this morning, but our ISP took out the content and just sent me the header ... haha, now I know what it actually said ...
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lol like that alien gibberish? Looks like they tried to put in sentences from horror and romance stories and each sentence from different authors from different countries.

And the link went to a different place I just changed it to google.
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What are you talking, Bogey?
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lol... George. If I translate that to Russian it makes perfect sense... it really does.

I'm talking gibberish (Darn, made sense)
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lol... George. If I translate that to Russian it makes perfect sense... it really does.

I'm talking gibberish (Darn, made sense)


It's not unusual for me to smile at things I find 'weird' :) or don't understand...as long as it has an intention of kidding,..that'd have been great.

:)

kinda makes my day, man.
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George L. wrote:
Bogey wrote:
lol... George. If I translate that to Russian it makes perfect sense... it really does.

I'm talking gibberish (Darn, made sense)


It's not unusual for me to smile at things I find 'weird' :) or don't understand...as long as it has an intention of kidding,..that'd have been great.

:)

kinda makes my day, man.

Man, why do I have a bad feeling after reading this? Makes me feel like a child :lol:

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