Cynics are spamming me

I just had a look into my junk mail folder which combines all the junk mail for all my email accounts and for the last couple of days i've been getting stuff like "Jack Nicholson dies from Heart Attack" and another with the subject title "Will Smith drowns in bath".

As if the world wasn't depressing enough.

ha ha ha ha.... doesn't that make it less depressing?

You should use those emails to cheer you up, any time you get one think to yourself, "Better them than me".

haha At least you have some variety, all that I get all the time is all kind of viagra - cialis stuff

ditto here. I'd have fictitiously dead actors over the millionth viagra/ enlarge your appendage/ buy rolex watch thing any day

All I get is "Canadian Pharmacy" ... with no content ... I think Yahoo! took it out before it reached me, but for some reason the headers still arrive ... lolz.

I just got one of those that did make me smile it said

"Paris Hilton Stabbed by Robber"

That's the spirit !

Best spam subject line I've ever received: "She won't believe what happened to your ****!"

I was scared for a week

See, i'm not all for this whole Celebrity thing but had it been Paris Hilton drowning in the bath or dying of a heart attack i don't think i'd have posted this topic.

Jack Nicholson and to a certain extent Will Smith actually have some talent, so i can respect that side of them. Hilton? she's just a waste of space and i too would have had a broad smile when seeing that spam topic.

Excuse me, Craig, Paris is cool. She's just spoilt by her parents. I still like her after all the mess she'd caused to herself..

She needs serious counseling.

A side note, my spam (which I find it to be quite coincidental that I was just telling myself about 30 minutes ago that now high-class spammers are the ones that get your approval. After a period of time, your interest declines to that subject but it still sends and reminds you used to like it and that's powerful. 20% of this will get back my attention)

Funny spams are: Google PayDay Click Here....

How'd know I'm a Google Lover? and where'd they got my email address??

You have just lost all credibility with me George.

What exactly do you like about her? She's essentially useless. She does nothing. She's the spitting image of what's wrong with the culture that a lot of American's my age are growing up in.

@Grinch
I'd not like her that much, but would still like her. Look, maybe she really needs someone, a doctor to help her. (for her personality disorder or something).

I know that, spork. But there is this little percentage of population in America would like her, am i right?.

What I like her about is her beauty. Just that simple I know it can be deceiving, look but who am I to judge? who not to like or spit at?. I was just revealing my truth about a topic of a thread.

Comparing with other actresses or hollywood stars, of course there are more who I'd favor more in terms of their acting and singing as my favorite than Paris.

I don't mean I don't dislike anyone, there are many I can't think of now.

Why can't we get one that reads "L. Ron Hubbard returns in Spaceship and takes Tom Cruise away!"