Famous French Quotes

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"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
---Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right."
---Rush Limbaugh, Doctor of Democracy

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
---Mark Twain

"I just love the French. They taste like chicken!"
--- Hannibal Lecter

"Why the French hate Americans: Years ago, they gave us the croissant--'le cwa-soh'-- And what'd we do? We turned it into a 'croissandwich.' Thank you very much."

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
---Denis Leary

"Going to war without France is like going duck hunting without your accordion."
---Donald Rumsfeld, U.S. Secretary of Defense

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it."
---- Marge Simpson

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once"
---Missouri Republican Rep. Roy Blunt

"Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French."
--- Unknown

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag."
--David Letterman

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't
help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of France!"
---Jay Leno
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the dennis leary one is classic! :lol:
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yeah the french are a bunch of stinky bastards.


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