Getting to know you: Heart

Give that man a cheroot!

Absolutely! Don't be helpful. Just "seem" helpful. It's best to "appear" that you've gone out of your way for a fellow forum member, when in reality, you've not put any effort into it at all. This will garner all sorts of respect.

Also, make sure you insert a corrupt and misused form of an ellipsis whenever possible. BigWeb loves that. In fact, just use that for every situation that actual punctuation might be required.

Oh! Now, don't go around telling everyone this, but, make sure you only post your most sarcastic responses. People respect and appreciate that. Heck! I know I sure do.

When you do become a moderator, you'll be able to bask in the aura of the flame PM's you get when you remove a user's retarded spam from the board. You'll also enjoy the adoration you'll recieve from every loser who thinks they should have been made a moderator before you.

btw: You're going to love summer as a moderator at Ozzu. yee haw.

I was hoping, Heart, that you more than most would have appreciated my attempt at sarcastic humor.

Half and half, but I wasn't trying to slam Heart, individually. <joking>I don't care what everyone on the board says about him, I love the guy! (In a strictly platonic fashion, of course)</joking>

Nothing that I'm aware of, that's why I wrapped it in the <joking> tags. It's an old joke.