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1. Tell us how you came across OZZU.

2. WHere abouts in NY is Latham?

3. What kind of things do "info tech" students learn in a typical day?

4. What's the first thing you think of when you get up in the morning?

5. What's in the trunk of your car?

6. Would you rather have 2 months off or 3-day weekends every year?

7. Which do you think would be worst -- forgetting your sunscreen or forgetting your sunglasses. Both on an extremely hot and sunny day

8. Who is your hero?

9. Finish this sentence "My life's motto is..."

10. How did you do in school this year?

11. Are you an introvert or extrovert?

12. If you could change one thing about your past, would you?

13. What's your weakness?

14. What accomplishment(s) are you most proud of?

15. Are you a 2 finger typer or do you use all your fingers when you're typing?

16. What are you listening to right now?

17. What are you up to this weekend?

18. Any useless talents? (double jointed, tongue can touch nose, great animal noises imitations, etc)

19. What's your favorite type of movie?

20. What are you most afraid of?

21. What's the last book you read?

22. Would you rather end world hunger or world hatred?

23. If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

24. You just won $1M in the lottery, what's the first thing you're going to splurge on?

25. MAC or PC

26. Who would you like to see as the next GTKY victim? (please make sure to pick someone who frequents the site often)

27. Tell us about your best friend and why they are so special to you.

28. Would you prefer to make $100,000/yr digging holes with a shovel or make $30,000/yr playing your favorite sport?

29. Tell us one thing about yourself that would surprise us.

31. Describe yourself in ONE word.

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1. Tell us how you came across OZZU.

I Googled hijackthis and was referred to this site.

2. WHere abouts in NY is Latham?

North of Albany, couple of miles, part of Colonie

3. What kind of things do "info tech" students learn in a typical day?

This is my second semester and I'm taking a hardware class and VB.NET
for programming, other than that I have to take "feel good classes" like
critical thinking. I'm also doubling as a business major and have to submit a
business plan. Next semester I'll have Internet & Web Page Develop,
Programming II (more VB.NET), and Data Comm and Networks for my IT
classes.

4. What's the first thing you think of when you get up in the morning?

SportsCenter (ESPN)

5. What's in the trunk of your car?

I have a civic hatchback with the back seats always down, so no trunk, but
there's a lot of misc junk in the back. Anything from hardhats to fishing lures.

6. Would you rather have 2 months off or 3-day weekends every year?
2 months, I have a time share in St. Thomas, plus family with camps in the
Adirondack park, NY

7. Which do you think would be worst -- forgetting your sunscreen or forgetting your sunglasses. Both on an extremely hot and sunny day

I've been a caddy (carry golf bags for rich people) since I was 14yrs old and
do not use either.

8. Who is your hero?

Jack Nickleson

9. Finish this sentence "My life's motto is..."

walk down and get them all :!: "

10. How did you do in school this year?

First semester I made the Dean's list with a 4.0 and had perfect attendance,
this semester I may have slipped a little and could end up with a 3.25-3.75

11. Are you an introvert or extrovert?

I'm a Libra, so I would have to say a balance of both. That also goes for
good and evil.

12. If you could change one thing about your past, would you?

Yes, drug use

13. What's your weakness?

Drug use

14. What accomplishment(s) are you most proud of?

Back in 1991 I was rookie of the year for the North East Table Soccer
Association ( fooseball) by winning eight out of 12 tournaments. I won 63
matches.

15. Are you a 2 finger typer or do you use all your fingers when you're typing?

I'm a four finger guy.

16. What are you listening to right now?

Gnarls Barkley - crazy

17. What are you up to this weekend?

Visiting family at their camps.

18. Any useless talents? (double jointed, tongue can touch nose, great animal noises imitations, etc)

I can make the water drop sound in the movie Ferris Bueller, and many
hunting calls ( deer, turkey, wounded rabbit), and do the universal retard
voice.

19. What's your favorite type of movie?

The Saw series by LionsGate.

20. What are you most afraid of?

Not being prepared for the future.

21. What's the last book you read?

Internal Affairs by Jerry Oster.

22. Would you rather end world hunger or world hatred?

World hatred, I hate hungry people.

23. If you were an animal, which would you be and why?

Bear, similar size

24. You just won $1M in the lottery, what's the first thing you're going to splurge on?

Finishing my education, then a trip to the CASINO

25. MAC or PC

PC's, the last time I used a Mac was in 1984, you know the green screens.
I did stuff like CAD draw and Car builder.


26. Who would you like to see as the next GTKY victim? (please make sure to pick someone who frequents the site often)

psuedofy, or ulstermonkey

27. Tell us about your best friend and why they are so special to you.

My best friend is my dealer, other than that he's my buffet partner.

28. Would you prefer to make $100,000/yr digging holes with a shovel or make $30,000/yr playing your favorite sport?

I dig all day for $100,000/yr

29. Tell us one thing about yourself that would surprise us.

I've been arrested 13 times and never convicted, I love lawyers, and they
love cash!

31. Describe yourself in ONE word.

Potential
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32. Have you ever sent food back to the cook at a resturaunt ?


33. At the end of the movie Blow, what did George mean when he said his Dad was The man ?


34. If you were stranded on a desert island, what's most likely the first thing you would wish you had packed but didn't ?


35. Who would win in a fight, Ronald McDonald, or the Hamburglar ?


36. Would you say 13 is a lucky number ?


37. "Jack Nickleson" Golfer or Actor ?


38. Have you ever moved a players ball or otherwise cheated for them in your time as a caddy ?


39. Finish this sentence, "Silence is..."


40. What's in your fridge right now ?


41. If you dropped your wallet on the ground & someone gave it back to you, would you give them all the money in it ?


42. What's the answer to life and everything ?
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can you swim?
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hmmm potential....i like that

i read that ur a libra....when is ur birthday?
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32. Have you ever sent food back to the cook at a resturaunt ?

Yes, but never to have it recooked, always got something different.

33. At the end of the movie Blow, what did George mean when he said his Dad was The man ?

Didn't see that movie.


34. If you were stranded on a desert island, what's most likely the first thing you would wish you had packed but didn't ?

T.P. for the bunghole


35. Who would win in a fight, Ronald McDonald, or the Hamburglar ?

Hamburglar, Ronald is a clown

36. Would you say 13 is a lucky number ?

It hasn't done crap for me.

37. "Jack Nickleson" Golfer or Actor ?

Actor

38. Have you ever moved a players ball or otherwise cheated for them in your time as a caddy ?

Yes, it speeds up the game. Rich people are not good golfers they just don't
get caught cheating. Plus it's worth extra money if your good at it.

39. Finish this sentence, "Silence is..."

silent.


40. What's in your fridge right now ?

There aint Jack, parents are on vacation and I'm home alone.


41. If you dropped your wallet on the ground & someone gave it back to you, would you give them all the money in it ?

I don't carry a wallet for that reason.


42. What's the answer to life and everything ?

I like the anwser in the Matrix - humanity is a virus to the planet in a certian
time.
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Northtexas wrote:
can you swim?


yes, but not in lakes ever since I stepped into breeding grounds for sunfish, they started biting my toes.
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psuedofy wrote:
hmmm potential....i like that

i read that ur a libra....when is ur birthday?


10/09/70
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ooo i thought u were like a 20 year old kid... oops

btw my birthday is 10/12/88
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psuedofy wrote:
ooo i thought u were like a 20 year old kid... oops

btw my birthday is 10/12/88


naw, I can't even remember my twenties. I should probably have a house, nice car, and all that stuff, but....... up in smoke is where all my money goes ( Cheech & Chong song)
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43: Most embaressing moment?
44: What the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
45: Ever done something and regretted it so bad, you wanted to die?
46: Whats your best pyhsical feature?
47: Favourite alcoholic beverage?
48: Do you think Joebert is the king of the world?

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10/09/70

mine is 10/10/78! :D
libras rock
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Mine is 09/29/1982!

Woohoo go the libras!
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43: Most embaressing moment?

That would have to be back in my senoir year of high school. I was chasing
a girl down the hallway, when all of a sudden one of her friends decided to
trip me and I reached out and grabbed her skirt, when I hit the ground I
had a skirt ( made from leather, not a classy girl by any means) plus a pair
of underwear with snaps on them in my hand. This wasn't the bad part,
what was the bad part was my principle was watching this all unfold.
The embarassing moment was that he sat in front of my parents at our
church. After services he then told my parents what I had done. What made
it worse was he asked how I was doing with my suspension. ( the one I
didn't tell the folks about) They then decided to give me my first intervetion
with my parents, principle and wife, and pastor and wife. I would say that
would be it.

P.S The girl somehow became very popular after the event.

44: What the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?

I don't know how to say this without being graphic, but I have earned my
wings. (eewww, salty)

45: Ever done something and regretted it so bad, you wanted to die?

Earning my wings!

46: Whats your best pyhsical feature?

Eyes, they are close to benat's avitar ( when they are clear)

47: Favourite alcoholic beverage?

Mojito, currently. Used to be T-N-T (tanguray and tonic) but I found my self
in unfamiliar surroundings to often.

48: Do you think Joebert is the king of the world?

Not of this world , but somewhere I'm sure he's a leader, beware of the logs!
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Answer to 44... potentially :iconpuker:

49. What was the last CD you bought?

50. Have you ever farted in a place of worship?

51. Ever done anything crazy with your hair?

52. Jessica Rabbit or Jessica Simpson?

53. Prince Charles or the Prince of Darkness?

54. Mets or Yankees?

55. The Fall Guy or the Million Dollar Man?

56. Toughest thing about growing up?

57. What is you most natural talent? (i.e. are you gifted at anything?)

58. If you could have one TV channel you currently don't have what would it be and why?

59. What is the one thing you look forward to each year?

60. What do you do to relax?
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70-82 hmm anyone born in 80 ? You could be the monkey in the middle.
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49. What was the last CD you bought?

Black Sabbath: Best of 1970 - 78. Bought it last saturday, and it got stolen
on Monday. Right out of my car in front of my house, walkman and all, little
pricks left my cell phone though, so I know it wasn't a crack head.

50. Have you ever farted in a place of worship?

Everyone knows you get the loudest echo of a pew; you can also blame
the little old lady. The answer is yes, one lady fainted and I told everyone
that I saved her.

51. Ever done anything crazy with your hair?

Tried to grow a tail (80's thing)

52. Jessica Rabbit or Jessica Simpson?

Both at the same time of course

53. Prince Charles or the Prince of Darkness?

King joebert

54. Mets or Yankees?

Yankees, I like to celebrate.

55. The Fall Guy or the Million Dollar Man?

Tough one, I have to go with Steve Austin.

56. Toughest thing about growing up?

Haven't done that yet.

57. What is you most natural talent? (i.e. are you gifted at anything?)

I can clear a three footer.

58. If you could have one TV channel you currently don't have what would it be and why?

ecstacy , dish network. It's 24 hr porn even on christmas.

59. What is the one thing you look forward to each year?

summer

60. What do you do to relax?

Play any video game where I can blow stuff up.
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61. Have you ever been to a strip joint on Christmas Day & if you have, did you see anyone you met in the grocery line the next day untimately making that shopping adventure an akward experience ?


62. Did you apply the"Hot Coffee" patch to GTA ?


63. What's more fun than taking an insult & wearing it as a crown ?


64. Are New York & Florida still at that hate eachother stage I always heard about when I was younger ?


65. Would I be the only one who has ever looked at your location & thought it said "Gotham" ?


66. If someone gave you a ranch in Texas, would you live there, or sell it ?


67. Who is the "us" that all our base are belong to ?


68. Ever watched "Bum Fights" ?
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61. Have you ever been to a strip joint on Christmas Day & if you have, did you see anyone you met in the grocery line the next day untimately making that shopping adventure an akward experience ?

Yes, yes. I saw the girl I gave over $200 to and her cart was full, along with her kids. One of them asked who I was and she said I was a nice guy. :lol:


62. Did you apply the"Hot Coffee" patch to GTA ?

I have XBOX and didn't know if it was possible for the system. Is there any patch for XBOX? Stats of a pimp: 342 visits 152 missions completed and $221,058 made.

63. What's more fun than taking an insult & wearing it as a crown ?

Depends on if it's a sh*tty one.


64. Are New York & Florida still at that hate eachother stage I always heard about when I was younger ?

No, because most of the trialer parks are filling up with retired Newyorkers.

65. Would I be the only one who has ever looked at your location & thought it said "Gotham" ?

Gotham is Newyork city isn't it?

66. If someone gave you a ranch in Texas, would you live there, or sell it ?

Free is free

67. Who is the "us" that all our base are belong to ?

:wha:


68. Ever watched "Bum Fights" ?

No, do you have a link?
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It doesn't get much more insane than this http://www.bumfights.com/

Make sure you check out "The Bum Hunter" :lol:
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69. What was your opinion of Joeberts link?

70. What is your greatest achievement to date?
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69. What was your opinion of Joeberts link?

wish I had money to download

70. What is your greatest achievement to date?

being arrested 13 times without conviction
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71. Ever been in a fight where a crowd 'circled around' and watched?

72. If you could ask George (W) Bush one question what would it be?

73. Excluding yourself, who is the coolest poster on Ozzu?

74. If you could live the life of any person for a day, who would it be and why?

75. Have you ever dated more than one person at any one time?
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76. Have you ever pooped yourself in public ?


77. Ever play Craps ?


78. Did the girl with the cart full of groceries hook you up with a candybar ?


79. Have you ever been a manager or foreman ? If so, how often did you get stuck filling in for people ?
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71. Ever been in a fight where a crowd 'circled around' and watched?

Yes & No. I was fighting the leader of a click in my school, the only problem was click was the circle and they weren't watching for long. I started throwing lefts and rights and then I woke up in the nurse's office. Oh yeah, I was a senior and they were freshmen.

72. If you could ask George (W) Bush one question what would it be?

I would have to ask more than one- like how the hell did you ever let your momma kiss ya? do you think the Rangers will always stink? would you go hunting with Dick? and probably I'd have to ask are ya doing this for your dad?

73. Excluding yourself, who is the coolest poster on Ozzu?

havent heard from him in a while - I'll go with SB

74. If you could live the life of any person for a day, who would it be and why?

Mariano Rivera, I think it would be cool to close a game agaist Boston!

75. Have you ever dated more than one person at any one time?

Yes, a couple of times. It sucks cause I always get caught (freaking names).
Plus it always seems to come in waves, you get one then the very next day someone else comes around, then another, then I f*ck up. It's like they know or something. Nothing going on now, thats why I post every day.
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80: Do you know any dicks?
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76. Have you ever pooped yourself in public ?

yes

77. Ever play Craps ?

no......unless video games count

78. Did the girl with the cart full of groceries hook you up with a candybar ?

no...just dirty laundry------is that better?

79. Have you ever been a manager or foreman ? If so, how often did you get stuck filling in for people ?

yes ... frequently
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80: Do you know any dicks?

Not as many as joebert :kingwithcrown:
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Hehe.

Good answers :)
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81: You've won free tickets/hotel/air-fare to see the Yankees play a road game. Where do you go?

82: What sport (if any) are you best at?

83: Which sport (if any) do you wish you were best at?

84: Ever go on any 'fad' diets?

85: How many times (that you recall, if any) have you ever thrown up after drinking?

86: Have you ever stolen something?

87: Do you lie (fib) a lot?

88: Describe your dream burger.

89: Britney Spears, real or fake?

90: What is your favorite animal?

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