GTKY: Jess

Sounded serious to me, sorry for getting the wrong idea

I am only trying to give her an example to try and explain what it's like as best as I can..

(-_-) Don't roll your eyes at me mister.. I'll tell mommy..

lmao, this thread should be archived!

i honestly think I have got to know heart more through this thread than his own

its true!

You all love me! You REALLY love me!

BUT WAITE... THERE'S MORE!

If you act now I will throw in a snow cone.. But, you must call now or else neksus and Jess will eat them all.. I will try and hold them back..


No guarantees.. All sales final, no exchanges or refunds..

Snow cones may cause some side affects such as cold mouth, brain freeze, or color changing tongue.. See your doctor to make sure Snow Cones are right for you..

[fade]Live a great life.. With a Snow Cone..[/fade]

hey stop thieving my fan club

*The management would like it known that Jess still offers a free hug with every sign up*

Yeah, but you have to admit my slogan is pretty nifty.. I am not stealing anything.. I wish I had a dollar for every time you hugged the "Anti-Jess Fan Club President".. I would be one dollar richer..

I am only trying to steal Jess to cross over into the enemies lines and become a gold member at the "The Heart By Choice Fan Club"..

But just imagine what amazing things we can accomplish if we combine our powers.. By "our" I mean you..




Think it over...

I think hes flirting...

I am trying to be nice to Jess for once.. Lemme alone you big meany..

lol, "The young and the Restless" show??

Will Jess cross over into the enemies lines and become a gold member at the "The Heart By Choice Fan Club".. ?

Find out in our next episode, same hour, same place...

Stay tune, we'll be back after this messages...

Will _____ and _____'s secret love affair be revealed?

Wow, the suspense is boring me.

It's almost as much fun as being kicked in the left nut hey?

Personally I liked this thread

me too

if only to watch heart's attempts at 'picking up' Jess (despite the fact that she lives miles away )

Heart....surely there are plenty of other nice young women in Weatherford TX? (not that i have a clue where that is, besides being in texas lol)

get out more.....play the field.....enjoy yourself......have a laugh.....do anything but sit at the pc all day waiting for Jess to come online!

btw.....this isn't an attack on you heart......just a bit of friendly advice....