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Post October 4th, 2004, 11:20 am

:roll:
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My bad :(
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Post October 4th, 2004, 11:20 am

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Post October 4th, 2004, 11:21 am

Jess wrote:
OMG I knew i'd seen you somewhere

Americas most wanted!!!

uummm even tho you in canada .... heh


Hahaha...ya...I like my hookers like I like my coffee.
Which, in fact, I don't like coffee so I'm gonna have to go with ground up and in the freezer.
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Post October 4th, 2004, 11:22 am

katana wrote:
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Except that time in the introduce yourself thread...
I was being serious their too...


Sorry to be a pain in the ass, but you should really use 'there' in place of 'their' in the above sentence :D


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Post October 4th, 2004, 12:07 pm

eh, Canada's most wanted is like 2 people..

Stephen Lynch's song This One's For The Ladies
Quote:
I kissed you on the cheek
Good night my love I say
You turned to me and smile
A baby's on the way.

And then you drift asleep
To dream of life anew
And I lie wondering
Just what I should do

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to God you accidently
Fell that flight of stairs

When I tell you that I love you
I will look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh.


heh.. Kinda inspires you...

I'm kidding..
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Post October 4th, 2004, 2:23 pm

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OMG....I love that poem!
ahahahahahaha
Thanks for sharing :D
:lol: I have friends that think like this all the time (scary isn't it?)
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Post October 4th, 2004, 3:06 pm

Well, it's a song.. Download it.. It's freakin funny as hell because he does it live..
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Post October 4th, 2004, 5:41 pm

neksus wrote:
Because flowers just don't cut it (unless you attach some nice literature) :wink:


How about... sending new ones randomly throughout the day while she's at work, in case the last ones lost their smell.
Better yet deliver them yourself, but don't just walk in there.. Disguise yourseslf as an older delivery man, get one of thoose vibrating things people have to use when their voicebox doesn't work & go on about how you lost your voice from throat cancer caused by smoking. Since women remember EVERYTHING you should probably go the whole 10 yards wearing gloves & all.

Tell her that you've been asked to recite the card by the sender personally (ought to be fun with that sound box...) & look at it while saying somthing from memory ending with "signed- NameHere", then place the card with the flowers & try to get out before she gets a chance to look at the card. In the card write "Don't tip the delivery man, he will be taken care of later. -NameHere"

See how many times you can pull this off before she starts asking questions about why the cards don't match what you said or she calls you, as the delivery man give outlandish excuses as many times as you can. If she calls you thanking you for the flowers or asking about the delivery man saying things not in the card insist that you never hired anyone to send flowers & if they come in again wait for them to read the card to see what they have to say this time, and call you right away.
Now go back but this time when you "read the card" do it without turning on the voicebox and actually read what's in the card this time, "It's time to take care of the delivery man."

Hopefully the reaction is really, really big eyes & an "i'm going to kill you" kiss, but there's probably some holes above that I have no reason to think through right now :)

Unless she is the boss it might be a good idea to plan this with them before hand, just in case she calls the cops on the delivery man.
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Post October 5th, 2004, 2:33 am

man that is gold...
and if you would have came up with it 2 weeks ago id say its original, but i just did that with my mom :D
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Post October 6th, 2004, 9:42 am

neksus wrote:
man that is gold...
and if you would have came up with it 2 weeks ago id say its original, but i just did that with my mom :D


lol, awwww Cameron, thats sweet lol
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Post October 6th, 2004, 2:08 pm

:oops: :D
Thanks Jessica!
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Post October 6th, 2004, 5:04 pm

awwww.. Isn't that cute.. You two kids knocking boots..
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Post October 6th, 2004, 5:19 pm

lol,yes..finally
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Post October 6th, 2004, 8:50 pm

I know.. Can't you just feel the sex tension between those two?

Jess is smitten on neksus big time..
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Post October 6th, 2004, 9:26 pm

You should see some of the conversations we've had!
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Post October 7th, 2004, 1:16 am

ah yeah? any consist of talking about her new tunnel and your little choo-choo train?
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