GTKY -- joebert

The ppl have spoken!

1. Tell us how you came across OZZU.

2. Where in FLA are you exactly?

3. What's http://www.joebertvision.net/ all about?

4. Have you ever been hit by one of the brutal hurricanes that FLA gets?

5. Do you do any stand-up comedy?

6. What did you do last weekend?

7. How many hours a day do you spend on Ozzu?

8. Who is your hero?

9. Finish this sentence "My life's motto is..."

10. We've all had embarrassing moments. Tell us about one!

11. You catch your best friend's spouse/significant other at a bar with someone you don't recognize. It is clear that they are being intimate. What do you do?

12. Would you rather get first dibs or the last laugh?

13. Would you rather become healthy by maintaining a healthy diet or by regular exercise?

14. What accomplishment(s) are you most proud of?

15. What, in your opinion, has been or will be the best movie of 2006 and why.

16. Guilty pleasures & bad habits (cigarettes, gum, candy, etc) Give us the dirt!

17. What are you doing to improve life on this earth? (Recycling, active in an org, etc)

18. Any useless talents? (double jointed, tongue can touch nose, great animal noises imitations, etc)

19. What is the cruelest thing you've ever done?

20. What are you most afraid of?

21. If you could go back in time, what would you do - or avoid doing - so you could erase misdeeds and get things going perfectly right, if anything?

22. Pets?

23. If you could choose another career, which would it be and why?

24. Name 5 things that irritate you (pet peeves)

25. Any fave sports?

26. Who would you like to see as the next GTKY victim? (please make sure to pick someone who frequents the site often.)

27. Where do you prefer to spend your vacation: beach, cottage, hiking an unknown country or at home next to the tv.

28. We dream every single night, we just don't always remember about it. What's the last dream you remember that you wish to share with us?

29. Tell us one thing about yourself that would surprise us.

30. What''s the meaning behind your nickname?

Post more questions everyone.

31.what is your philosophy of life ?

32. RedBull or power horse ?

33. Do you blog ? and if you do , what is it about ?

34. coffee or Tea ?

35. Usability or Creativity ?

36. what was your new year resolution of the year 2006 & did u accomplish it ?

1. Tell us how you came across OZZU.
I was looking for tutorials, ebooks, anything I could find about webdesign & Google brought me to bigwebmaster.com
I remember clicking a link in the left nav & thinking "Whoah ! that's pretty slick !" when it took me to Ozzu.

2. Where in FLA are you exactly?
In this area

3. What's http://www.joebertvision.net/ all about?
It's like a vacation house, I don't really need it, but it's nice to have & it only costs me a few bucks a year to maintain.

4. Have you ever been hit by one of the brutal hurricanes that FLA gets?
I've been as lucky when it comes to dodging hurricanes as I've been with GTKY threads, you guys better not have jinxed me.

5. Do you do any stand-up comedy?
My legs are still a little shakey, I do mostly sitdown stuff right now.

6. What did you do last weekend?
Alot of explaining.

7. How many hours a day do you spend on Ozzu ?
Sometimes I'm here periodicly all day, sometimes I'm gone for days or weeks.

8. Who is your hero ?
Myself.
I have a hard enough time saving me, I wouldn't want to put the burden on anyone else.

9. Finish this sentence "My life's motto is..."
Not the same as it was yesterday.

10. We've all had embarrassing moments. Tell us about one!
Most recently.
Ok, someone I met on my trip had a son, about 4 or 5 years old.
I ended up watching this kid for about an hour one day while I was cleaning equipment so his mom could run an errand.
I was outside by the van & let the kid pretty much go wherever, it was at the cabins & I could see him anywhere he went.
The Jeep Jamboree was there at this time, and they happened to come through from one of the trails.
I looked up to make sure the kid wasn't going to become a tire tread & he was only about 20 feet away from me which was good, however,
he had his pants down to his ankles & was peeing in the middle of the road !

11. You catch your best friend's spouse/significant other at a bar with someone you don't recognize. It is clear that they are being intimate. What do you do?
Call her by the spouses name & ask her if she got a haircut.

12. Would you rather get first dibs or the last laugh?
Doesn't getting first dibs always lead to having the last laugh ?

13. Would you rather become healthy by maintaining a healthy diet or by regular exercise?
I'll take care of the exercise, I need someone to help he with the healthy diet though.

14. What accomplishment(s) are you most proud of?
I ain't dead yet.

15. What, in your opinion, has been or will be the best movie of 2006 and why.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
I'd be a fool to bet against anything with Depp in it.

16. Guilty pleasures & bad habits (cigarettes, gum, candy, etc) Give us the dirt!
I'm a sugar fiend.

17. What are you doing to improve life on this earth? (Recycling, active in an org, etc)
I distract the women so the other men can work.
It's a tough job, but someone's got to do it.

18. Any useless talents? (double jointed, tongue can touch nose, great animal noises imitations, etc)
I have the ability to controll natural disasters.
If I'm about to get or do somthing I really really want,
you can bet there's going to be a fire or somthing along thoose lines to come around & *peach* it up.

19. What is the cruelest thing you've ever done?
I don't want to say, because I likely wouldn't have done it if someone hadn't shown me how.

20. What are you most afraid of?
Being afraid.

21. If you could go back in time, what would you do - or avoid doing - so you could erase misdeeds and get things going perfectly right, if anything?
To hell with that, I seen The Butterfly Effect, I ain't dumb.

22. Pets?
Are you serious ? I can barely take care of myself.

23. If you could choose another career, which would it be and why?
Entertainment.
I like to entertain people.

24. Name 5 things that irritate you (pet peeves)
Man, they irritate me enough as it is, I don't really feel like sitting here & thinking of 5 things that irritate me.

25. Any fave sports?
Boxing

26. Who would you like to see as the next GTKY victim? (please make sure to pick someone who frequents the site often.)
There's alot of people I've payed attention to in my time here, I had to pick a name out of a ( new Array() )
gisele

27. Where do you prefer to spend your vacation: beach, cottage, hiking an unknown country or at home next to the tv.
Wherever everyone else wants to go, if it sucks, we'll make it fun.

28. We dream every single night, we just don't always remember about it. What's the last dream you remember that you wish to share with us?
I had a dream this morning, somthing about construction, the details are foggy though.

29. Tell us one thing about yourself that would surprise us.
I get the feeling there isn't anything I could tell any of you about me that would supprise you, I'll try though.
I like classical music with no vocals.

30. What's the meaning behind your nickname?
I don't know, I never thought to ask the person who gave it to me.

31.what is your philosophy of life ?
I'm still working on that, it's somthing along the lines of "It could always get better" at the moment though.

32. RedBull or power horse ?
JagerBomb

33. Do you blog ? and if you do , what is it about ?
Stock Markets
I took a break from it, I'll probably do the years recap when my monopoly money fund is a year old in December.

34. coffee or Tea ?
Iced Tea

35. Usability or Creativity ?
Do I have any lifelines left ?
Can I use the 50:50 ?

36. what was your new year resolution of the year 2006 & did u accomplish it ?
To keep track of a monopoly money stock fund for an entire year.
Almost, I will have in December thanks to marketocracy.com

37: If you could have the powers of one super hero, who would it be?

38: Take out or home cooked?

39: If you could take one thing that you have done back, would you?

40: Can you write a sentence that makes sense using only words that begin with "S"? If so lets see it!

41: Dream car?

42: If you want kids, how many would you like?

43: Any brothers and sisters?

44: What's the best thing about Tampa Bay?

45: Do you understand rugby league at all?

46: Best time of the year?

47: Is there anything you want to achieve before you die?

48: Are you scared of flying?

49: You say you like Classical music, who is your favourite composer?

50: Dogs or cats?

Will think of more later

Ha! Hahaha, you just put yourself into a paradox of fear.


Grr, I had to re-number them 'caus Benat posted while I was writing this one.

51. Why?

52. What question could I ask you that you wouldn't answer?

53. And another?

54. Fav. breed of dog?

55. PC or Mac?

56. Do you know me?

57. What are the specs of your TV? type, size, HD?

58. Whats your most prized possession?

59. Whats the most annoying television ad over there?

60. English or Maths?

61. Are you an addict of anything? (Drugs/Drinking/Video Games/Porn/Smoking/Mountain Dew)

62. Fav. car brand?

63. Ford or Holden?

64. Do you have more male friends or female friends?

65. Do you own/play any video game consoles/computer games?

66. IE7 or FF2?

67. If FF2, what themes and extensions do you use?

68. What item have you ever own a ridiculous number of?

69. Do you find anything funny about this number?

70. One of my life goals is to Buy Telstra, Buy Google and Pwn Microsoft.
What would you do given the chance of any of the above?

37: If you could have the powers of one super hero, who would it be?
Prophylactic Man -- With the power to see things comming from miles away

38: Take out or home cooked?
Home cooked takeout

39: If you could take one thing that you have done back, would you?
No

40: Can you write a sentence that makes sense using only words that begin with "S"? If so lets see it!
Super Stars Say Some Stupid *plum* Sometimes, Seriously, Someone Should Smack Stavros.

41: Dream car?
I want to be able to press a button & have a Bacardi & Coke come out to me.

42: If you want kids, how many would you like?
As many as possible.

43: Any brothers and sisters?
I've got a brother, step brother, & step sister.
My brother is the only one I ever get to see anymore.

44: What's the best thing about Tampa Bay?
I don't know I've been here awhile, I'm kinda used to everything.

45: Do you understand rugby league at all?
Yeah, everyone in it is downright insane.

46: Best time of the year?
Right Now. It'll be that way any time you ask.

47: Is there anything you want to achieve before you die?
yep

48: Are you scared of flying?
No, but crashing doesn't sound all that fun.

49: You say you like Classical music, who is your favourite composer?
I have no idea, I like the music, I don't care to know who made it or hear them trash it with vocals.

50: Dogs or cats?
Chickens

51. Why?
Fatal Error : Undefined question at line 51.

52. What question could I ask you that you wouldn't answer?


53. And another?


54. Fav. breed of dog?
I like cross-breeds

55. PC or Mac?
Haven't used a Mac enough to say.

56. Do you know me?
Maybe, there's always the possibility that you're a good liar.

57. What are the specs of your TV? type, size, HD?
About to get given away now that you mention it.

58. Whats your most prized possession?
I posessed Jim Carrey once, it was when he trashed the MTV interview room.

59. Whats the most annoying television ad over there?
Couldn't tell you

60. English or Maths?
I'm getting better with English.

61. Are you an addict of anything? (Drugs/Drinking/Video Games/Porn/Smoking/Mountain Dew)
I'm not addicted to anything in the "Gotta go out & get some of that" sense, though there's certain things I can't say no to when they come around.

62. Fav. car brand?
Whatever the driver's in.

63. Ford or Holden?
Holden what ? What's that you just put in your pocket ?!

64. Do you have more male friends or female friends?
I don't know.

65. Do you own/play any video game consoles/computer games?
There's a few games I play online now & then, mainly Beta stuff the knuckleheads are making.

66. IE7 or FF2?
I have to use both of them.

67. If FF2, what themes and extensions do you use?
I stay with the default themes on browsers.
Write my own extensions.

68. What item have you ever own a ridiculous number of?
Old Navy flipflops

69. One of my life goals is to Buy Telstra, Buy Google and Pwn Microsoft, what would you do given the chance of any of the above?
Probably somthing that would *peach* it up. ( see #18 )

70. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.

In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.

What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

70. You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine travelling at the same speed as you.
In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also travelling at the same speed as you.
What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Remain at speed unless it looks like the pig is about to pinch a loaf, in which case I swerve into the valley before the *plum* hits the fan. It's ok, the firetruck's there to clean it up.

71: How did you avoid GTKY for so long?

72: Whats the thing you want to accomplish before you die?

73: Summer or Winter?

74: What do you want to be when you grow up?

75: Favourite icecream flavour?

76: Favourite Actor and Actress?

77: Favourite cartoon Character?

78: Morning or night time?

79: Do you believe in god/other?

80: What do you want santa to bring you this year?

81: Ever had surgery?

82: Fallen out of a tree?

83: Miss anyone right now?

84: What kind of mobile phone do you have?

85: Favourite pizza topping?

86: Am I annoying you yet?

87: Can you speak another language?

89: Pick a number from one to one hundred.

90: Blondes or Brunettes?

91: What would you do if alcohol became illegal

92: Were you named after anyone? If so who?

93: If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

94: How do you release your anger?

95: How many numbers are in your mobile phone?

96: What other nicknames do you have?

97: Do you like sushi?

98: Biggest Fear?

99: How many fingers am I holding up?

100: Am I annoying you now?

71: How did you avoid GTKY for so long?
If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

72: Whats the thing you want to accomplish before you die?
I only get one ?

73: Summer or Winter?
What's the difference, I live in Florida !

74: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Probably a kid again.

75: Favourite icecream flavour?
My mind just went blank.

76: Favourite Actor and Actress?
Uhhhhh.

77: Favourite cartoon Character?
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/tv_shows/eds/index.html
Ed

78: Morning or night time?
Either or.

79: Do you believe in god/other?
I believe in people.

80: What do you want santa to bring you this year?
I'm 25 years old, Santa makes my ass come to him.

81: Ever had surgery?
Nope

82: Fallen out of a tree?
Nope, errr, does a broken rope swing count ?

83: Miss anyone right now?
Yes

84: What kind of mobile phone do you have?
Nokia 6103
I'm considering taking it back & getting a different one before my 14 days expire though, I didn't realize 4 years with my carrier would get me such a discount when I bought it...

85: Favourite pizza topping?
Everything but pineapple & anchovies.

86: Am I annoying you yet?
You're being pretty well behaved today.

87: Can you speak another language?
Bits & pieces of a few languages.

89: Pick a number from one to one hundred.
No

90: Blondes or Brunettes?
Considering that every brunette I've known (known, not met...) has been a spiteful bitch at some point or another, I'm going to stick with blondes from now on.
Blondes may be spiteful too, but they don't let me see it if they are.

91: What would you do if alcohol became illegal
Stash a few bottles of wine in a safety deposit box.

92: Were you named after anyone? If so who?
I'm the third.

93: If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?
Probably not, I'd compete with myself & drive me away.

94: How do you release your anger?
Get away from whoever is making me angry.

95: How many numbers are in your mobile phone?
23

96: What other nicknames do you have?
Anything along the lines of jo*
I generally respond to anything that sounds too goofy to be anyone else.

97: Do you like sushi?
Not the crap I tried, whatever it was called.

98: Biggest Fear?
Ever having to answer another question about fear.

99: How many fingers am I holding up?
My magic 8-ball keeps telling me to ask again later.

100: Am I annoying you now?
Are you trying to ?

Question 101. You are making a peanutbutter a jelly samwich. The two halfs are apart and you are about to put them together. Both parts get knocked to the ground becuase of your nervous twich. The peanutbutter side lands face down on the floor and the jelly side hits you on your bare foot. You look to see if you have more peanutbutter and you do not. Plus you are out of bread. Keep in mind the five second rule has already past. What do you do?

101. You are making a peanutbutter a jelly samwich. The two halfs are apart and you are about to put them together. Both parts get knocked to the ground becuase of your nervous twich. The peanutbutter side lands face down on the floor and the jelly side hits you on your bare foot. You look to see if you have more peanutbutter and you do not. Plus you are out of bread. Keep in mind the five second rule has already past. What do you do?

Pickup the jelly side & shake off the top layer of jelly, put some more jelly on it, pickup the peanutbutter side & stick them together, it's ok, it landed on a bunch of food crumbs anyway so it never actually hit the floor.
And that my friends, is pbj 101 & the reason they call me the Peanut King.

102. What would you rather happen? Be locked in a small cage long enough so your body becomes disfigured, Or have your mouth, eyes and ears sewn shut?

103. Would you kill someone, anyone, If you knew you could definitely get away with it?

104. Is it ok to laugh at people who look funny if they don't hear you?

105. Is your middle name bert, joe?

106. Is it morally ok to assassinate politicians?

107. why are you the tuna? And what do you tune?

108. been to amsterdam?

109. Whats the worst thing about america?

110. have you ever worn nail polish and thought it looked good?

102. What would you rather happen? Be locked in a small cage long enough so your body becomes disfigured, Or have your mouth, eyes and ears sewn shut?
Man, I still two lifelines right ?
I'm going to have to ask the audience on that one.

103. Would you kill someone, anyone, If you knew you could definitely get away with it?
You don't "get away" with stuff like that.
All I can say is that if someone was trying to kill me or mine, I'd do whatever I could to stop it.

104. Is it ok to laugh at people who look funny if they don't hear you?
Does that include someone with no ears ?

105. Is your middle name bert, joe?
No

106. Is it morally ok to assassinate politicians?
Only during the 6th week of June.

107. why are you the tuna? And what do you tune?
Again, I didn't ask questions, I just rolled with it.
Anyhting adjustable.

108. been to amsterdam?
Haven't left the United States.

109. Whats the worst thing about america?
Hopefully I've never experiened it & never will.

110. have you ever worn nail polish and thought it looked good?
No, it always looks terrible. I guess I just wasn't cut out to be a chick.

111: Any tattoos, if so of what?

112: Daring enough to post a pic of yourself NOW? If so, do it.

113: If you could go anywhere in the whole world, where would it be?

114: Favourite Movie?

115: Would you say the world is insane?

116: Ever been on a blind date?

117: Favourite vegetable?

118: Why is the grass green?

119: Favourite webiste?

120: If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?