Happy Thanksgiving!

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Everyone and anyone, have a great turkey day!

Here are some stolen instructions to insure a happy day...

Step 1: Go buy a turkey

Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey

Step 3: Put turkey in the oven

Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey

Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens

Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink

Step 7: Turn oven the on

Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky

Step 9: Turk the bastey

Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get

Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer

Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey

Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours

Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey

Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick

Step 17: Turk the carvey

Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch

Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey

Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out


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Post 3+ Months Ago

Lol! That's funny.Thanks! Have a good one yourself too!
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dM, I'm completely serious when I say that that's my exact plan for tomorrow. I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker today (I prefer Scotch to sour mash) and I'm cooking dinner for my family tomorrow. Or should I say I'm dooking finner for my camily tomorrow?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone :)
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Happy turkey day ! :D
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spork wrote:
dM, I'm completely serious when I say that that's my exact plan for tomorrow. I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker today (I prefer Scotch to sour mash) and I'm cooking dinner for my family tomorrow. Or should I say I'm dooking finner for my camily tomorrow?

Happy Thanksgiving everyone :)


Ha! Scotch, huh? Well, to each his or her own. :)

I bought me a liter of Jack on Tuesday, so I've got a little less than half for today. I have to wait until after mass this morning, though. :lol:
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I cook with wine. Sometimes some of it even goes into the food.

Happy Thanksgiving!
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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spork wrote:
I bought a bottle of Johnny Walker today (I prefer Scotch to sour mash)


I think Johnny Walker must be much better known around the world outside Scotland. I live about 1 hour's car journey from where they brew it.

When i was in Australia there was a guy i knew who drank nothing but Johnny Walker in cans. That was kinda surreal not only seeing Johnny Walker drinks for the first time but actually seeing it in a can!

Anyhoo, as much as that was off topic i still want to wish the Americans a happy Thanksgiving Day.
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Post 3+ Months Ago

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
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Thanks for congratulations and Funny picture!))
And you too guys!
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Happy thanks giving guy..by the way nice photo yuo got there..lol

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