How much do you spend time on line?

I am pretty new to this industry so I really need to be spending alot longer online, but usually only about 5-6 hours a day

i have forgotten what the outside world looks like. I went online to shop for my new chair because my arse was getting sore in my old chair. I used my phillips VOIP433 phone to call the movers to deliver my chair and had them pick up my ciggies on their way over.

When they got here i used my garage door opener to let them in without having to get up.

My chair was delivered, my old chair taken and it was back to work, and by work i mean browsing the net.

Lets not forget that global warming is upon us, and mix that with holes in the ozone and going outside is like going to war, you will never be the same. In another 10 years all the people @ the beach will be so sun burnt and shriveled that a woman will find nothing sexier than than faint blue radiating glow coming from my body.

From online you can,

order delivery pizza
do the shopping
watch every TV chanel on the planet
Chat with over 1.5 billion people
Explore darkon on your flying broom while power leveling your psyschnipper to level 95 so you can use your Angel Wand +5 with your 10+ glowing armour suit and destroy clockwork.

my mouse is an extension of my arm, and my keyboard gets its buttons pushed more often than I would be able to handle. I had a life once, it was overated.

You spend way too much time online.

Correction: he doesn't spend nearly enough time online.

correction: if someone found a way to hook my pc to my brain so I could browse the net while i sleep instead of having dreams about browsing the net, then i would never have to get off.

I'm not sure how to interpret that..

oh mate, lol i didnt even see that. my brain is obviously trying to tell me something.

oh gosh since i got my first job im already online 8hours in 6 days mon-fri, from 10pm to 6am...

I MOSTLY SIT IN FRONT OF MY SYSTEM IN THE EVENING FROM 8 PM TILL IT DEPENDS. FROM 8 ONWARDS UPTO MORNING 8 AM ITS FREE. I CAN UPLOAD AND DOWNLOAD FREE. IT TAKES LOT OF TIME TO OPEN THE SITE AND READ THE CONTENTS FULLY AND WHEN I CLICK THE LINKS THERE THEN ALMOST 4-5 HOURS ARE TAKEN JUST GO THRU ONE SITE ONLY.

at least 8 hours but up to 15 at most in a day... i know....

Well at least we have a semi valid excuse. That being we're all web designers or aspiring to be one.

Once you accept that, it doesn't feel so bad. =P

too long, mostly on php, mysql, apache and linux.

MySQL = The_Shiznit

Between 10 and 18 hours a day...

I usually spend anywhere from 5 to 10hrs per day.