How to poop at work.

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Post September 1st, 2008, 11:12 pm

That's a good tip men. Thanks!!!
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Post September 1st, 2008, 11:12 pm

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Post September 2nd, 2008, 2:45 am

hahahahha.... someone should publish a guidebook to be distributed to all office toilets............. :D
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Post September 3rd, 2008, 1:36 am

I like to poop at work, and I'll actually revert my schedule so I do poop at work just to get extra time off the clock. Lmao
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Post September 3rd, 2008, 7:57 am

I had to poop at work once, and it was a wee bit embarrassing. We have those really old toilets that when you flush them they are really loud and can be heard down the hall, so it was just kind of awkward flushing, then walking back to my office past everyones open doors.
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Post September 3rd, 2008, 8:27 am

Lol nice.
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Post September 3rd, 2008, 9:34 pm

My bathroom at Subway is one man's room. Kind of weird when you are working alone (Happens at my Subway... doesn't require for more) and people are waiting for you... because they have a tendency to try the doors to see why I'm not coming to serve them.

A little story here :lol:

One time the toilet's door's lock was broken. It would simply not lock. And during that time, as fate would have it, I had to poop really badly... I couldn't hold it and I had 3 more hours to go until the end of my shift (I was closing then... we close at 10 o'clock) so I went and started recycling.

I was an uncle and an escapee then :D and then... the door opened :oops: Seriously, the guy opened the door ignoring the sign that says "Lock is broken. Please knock!" that I put there at the beginning of my shift... he didn't knock. Well... he quickly closed and being the dumba** he is, he knocked right after he closed.

After that I began taking the glass and toilet cleaner and going to the girls bathroom :lol:

Now, why did I share this story? :scratchhead:
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Post September 4th, 2008, 6:48 am

Started recycling...thats hilarious. I've never heard it put that way.
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