need a bigger condom

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http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthrea ... =108500831

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Really need to think twice about what I have read....
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I had to bookmark that thread, I have the same problem.
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:lol:

Saw that on reddit this morning.
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I was hesitant to open this thread at work, but it's perfectly safe! Is that dude really serious, or is he just being funny?
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It's got to be a joke.
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What the? I think he is joking? LOL
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superb!
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haha. Thanks for the good morning laugh ... I needed that.
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I feel dumber for reading that thread. :lol:
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It's funny, really. I was lol.
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While skimming unread posts, I could have sworn the title was
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I need a blogger condom
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Those would certainly reduce the amount of worthless crap that gets spewed onto the Internet on a daily basis.
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digitalMedia wrote:
I feel dumber for reading that thread. :lol:


I agree with you on this one...
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that was a really strange experience, reading through that. I can't entirely be sure, but it seemed as if a number of people there - two or three at least - seemed to think the poster is right on with his balls'n'all assumption...... are they all kidding? are they all in on it? could even one of them possibly be serious? is there anything we can do to make sure they never reproduce, or has nature already done enough........?
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celandine wrote:
is there anything we can do to make sure they never reproduce, or has nature already done enough........?

People have asked that question since the Internet was born.
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haha probably even before the Internet was born! just back then we couldn't all wonder together............... :D
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I think the first guy is serious but the rest are just taking the mickey... (i think :roll: )
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one can only hope. people really worry me sometimes.
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I think we are safe in the reproduction department since he is wanting to use a condom. If memory serves me correctly, don't condoms come with instructions, it has been a while since I have needed them.
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heh heh that's no great guarantee seeing as he's using them in a... unique manner... from my experience (or rather that of the men I have been with), condoms sometimes break even when applied correctly.

and yes, each box is marked with instructions for use. it's a legal requirement, presumably to prevent pearls of wisdom like the abovementioned from hurting themselves too badly. of course instructions only help if one actually reads them...............

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