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lmao! sorry to break the story.. but thats just funny. :D
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so the good thing about being on a space ship is it has some hella nice technology. this helps make my planning easier because
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I need to get my thoughts away from the lime that keeps popping out of my pocket! What the...?
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I'm confused...I'm lost... HELP ME!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!
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*runs in corner and hides behind imaginary friend*
**whispers** "help me!!"
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*grips his head shaking it from side too side*
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..wow.. now that THATS done, where was i.. oh yes! i
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...ran and ran and ran until i came to a mad man crying for his dog "woofy" to say hello...
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the dog came limping into the room, it had obviously been in a fight and lost very badly. as the dog approached me, i noticed, this wasnt a dog at all, it was in fact a....
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wall.. ouch! *damn*.. i need to stop swimming into these walls.
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As i stood up after hammering into the wall i decided to have a rest and 10 hours later i woke up to find my self...
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on the set of desperate house wives. I was surrounded by beautiful women, all of whom were very desperate and found me very attractive. I didnt waste any time, I tucked in my shirt, sprayed on some cologne, combed my hair, and then I...
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...woke up. The desperate housewives scenerio had been a dream; however, i did find myself in a place that i did not recognize.
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...It was dark and smelled like roses. I finally found a light switch and found myself standing in a...
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...big field of angry kangaroos, who were obviously pissed off at my intrusion. As they hopped towards me I saw...
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three burning mexicans running around in womans lingerie...
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.. I hit myself upside the head to make sure I wasn't dreaming and sure enough, I was. Next thing I knew I was sitting up in bed and there was something crawling up my bare leg under the warm blankets, as I slowly lifted my sheets I came face to face with...
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at which point i tried stabbing out my minds eye. but, as you can tell.. that wasn't working very well because..
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613flavah wrote:
.. I hit myself upside the head to make sure I wasn't dreaming and sure enough, I was. Next thing I knew I was sitting up in bed and there was something crawling up my bare leg under the warm blankets, as I slowly lifted my sheets I came face to face with...


...a rat! I panicked and suddenly flicked the rodent off my leg and ran to the toilet only to encounter a...
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... huge wasp sitting on the can reading the latest edition of PhotoshopWorld. He slowly looked over at me and asked...
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...what colour are pink clouds. Well 'pink' I muttered 'isn't it obvious?'. The wasp said 'Tut tut, you should know the answer to that! For your stupidity you must face the ten trials of Magarbooboowee, the first trial being...
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...set in Japan. The Wasp said he wouldnt be able to attend the trial and then you decided to...
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feed him 14 packets of Mini Cheedars because you got half free, and ban him from his computer because popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
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suddenly a loud noise from outside took hold of your attention, your adrenaline started to rise as you quickly decided to...
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...run! You ran so fast and so far that you started to lose any sense of direction, but suddenly you bumped into somebody you recognised from your childhood...
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..., the Michelin Man. 'Hey you've lost a lot of weight' I exclaimed, at which point to proceeded to whack me with his giant...
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...Dunlop tyres! The whack from the rubber caused my vision to go blurry for around 5 minutes but when i could see more than 1 metre in front of me i realised that i was lying down inside a cave full of rats and rubber cuttings...
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...which turned out to be quite comfortable. I thought this may be a good time to take a quick cat nap before heading over to...
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...the hospital. After a long sleep, i awoke and headed to the hospital. The hospital asked what was wrong with me, my mind froze, and i answered...
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... something in an unknown tongue. The nurse took out a whistle burried deep in her pocket and blew the most beautiful tune my ears had ever heard. As I started to get into a trance by the beats, I heard a door open and turned to see my...
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...God, is that, yes it is, Charlton Heston and his Magic Pipe-Smoking Monkey! 'What a trippy day I just had', he proclaimed. The monkey nodded in agreement. 'We've just been to vist the Marshmallow-loving Preying Mantis who lives in the sky'. I then heard a shout and I span around to see none other than...

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