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Post February 7th, 2005, 2:12 pm

...Cliff Richard, I started to panick and cry as i had vowed i would do anything in my power to avoid seeing this person. I turned around again and bumped into...
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Post February 7th, 2005, 2:12 pm

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Post February 7th, 2005, 2:32 pm

...Cliff Richard, him of course being omnipresent. I offered him a chicken sandwich and he said...
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Post February 7th, 2005, 2:35 pm

...thank you, now i will sing "Millenium Prayer" to show my appreciation. I started to cry out for help and started to run shouting some nasty stuff to Cliff on the way to the exit...
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Post February 7th, 2005, 4:48 pm

To my astonishment, the exit had disappeared.
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Post February 7th, 2005, 5:32 pm

But I was saved! For a horder of magical badgers swooper out of the air conditioning duct and we rode off on their furry donkey to the paradise city where the girls are green and theyre all so
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Post February 8th, 2005, 6:55 am

..gritty! I took a second look and, yes, they were all gritty and looked as though they had been doing hard labour since the day they were born. After thinking about this for a whole two seconds, i decided to relax and started to lie down on the ground...
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Post February 8th, 2005, 9:26 am

when the ground turned into a pool of strange sticky substance. I squirmed around but the more I moved the stickier the substance became. I started to scream like a girl and to my astonishment a...
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Post February 8th, 2005, 9:37 am

...a hand pushed me to the surface. I was unaware that it was a hand until after i was safe the hand came out and waved me goodbye. I was confused...
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Post February 8th, 2005, 2:36 pm

and cold. I quickly took my mittens out of my back pocket and slipped them on then continued on my way. As I walked slowly, I started to see a light up ahead coming straight at me. I squinted and covered half my face with my gloved hand trying to see what the light source was and when it finally seemed like it was close enough that I could make out what it was, I was relieved to find out it was only just...
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Post February 8th, 2005, 3:05 pm

...somebody walking their dogs a night with a torch in their hand...
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Post February 8th, 2005, 4:47 pm

...that had fingernails that stretched off into the distance as far as the eye could see. Suddenly an anvil fell from the sky and I asked myself...
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Post February 8th, 2005, 6:25 pm

..."What did I have for dinner last night?" .

"Alas!", I cried, for I could not remember. Then a bheld the strangest sight: a tribe of pygmy shrews dancing on the dark side of the moon. I told myself I really must stop eating old pizza, and write novels instead.

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Post February 9th, 2005, 7:50 am

midget appeared with a red pill and a blue pill and said
"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay
in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

So naturally, not wanting to end this extraordinary journey, I took the red pill...
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Post February 9th, 2005, 8:33 am

...suddenly the midget started belting out this evil laugh, i began to worry and start yelling at the midget "...
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Post February 9th, 2005, 11:42 am

...but no sound emitted from my throat, only a swarm of african killer bees came out and started chasing the midget down the rabbit-hole. I decided to follow him to see where this famous rabbit-hole would take me and so I jumped into the hole...
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