Never-Ending Story

I hit something hard and that was the last thing I remembered...

I heard a faint voice calling my name. Noone seemed to notice the voice, I slowly got out of the hospital bed and started to follow the soft voice's general direction...

It was coming from a fragile young girl down the hall, a teenager, maybe 15 at the most. A heavy guaze wrap donned her pale forhead and she breathed heavily through the beeping of many machines...

// LOL!

...she told me
"This is me in grade 9 baby, this is me in grade 9. I'm trying hard not to be a miner-niner. Can you help me?"

To which I replied...

"well wtf are you waiting for? DO SOMETHING!"

and sprinted away. What a weird girl, I told myself. I continued on my way down the hall which all of a sudden seemed darker and more quieter than earlier. I turned just in time to see the hall lights slowly start dimming off and everytime I would take a step back (I was walking backwards at this point) the lights would dim and the darkness would creep up closer to me. The faster I backed up, the faster the darkness crept towards me. I began to sweat nervously and decided to turn back and run as fast as I could into whatever there was ahead of me. ..

it was the harryest hand I had ever felt. A closer look confirmed my thoughts... it wasn't a human hand at all! It was a...

... the monkey started growling and then it hunched forward and started... it was morphing into...into..a green humanoid...into.. the Hulk??.. and boy was he not pleased with me. I began ti run faster than I've ever run in my life not knowing where this hallway was taking me hoping somewhere far away from the Hulk...

..."my cat has measles". he laughed and said:
"time you get out, your cat will be dead"
I hit him, and ran for the door, dragging Steve Buscemi with me, because hes the funniest criminal on Con Air. We got to Burger King, where we found a familiar american President...