Never-Ending Story

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You walked onto the streets, and you saw the most beautiful sunset. As you were walking, a van stopped in front of you.
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Next thing you know the sliding door on the van opens quickly and 3 guys with bandanas jump out and grab you and throw you in the back of the van.
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Thwump...the door slams shut and so do your eyes, you don't remember how you got to this big house, but you know your there, with a splitting headache too.
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You are sitting on the floor of the living room. Suddenly, the front door swung open.
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Four large men walk into the house. The largest one, with a thick Italian accent, demands, "Where is it!?"


//Heh, it seems that everyone but me has a life. It's Friday night and no one is online. Does anyone know where I might be able to get a life? :roll:
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You look helplessly with big puppy eyes at the big men.

//I was out pretending I have a life...but don't get me wrong, I dont ;)
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The three men that had not spoken all pull out guns and point them directly at you. The largest man bellows, "Where is the stone?"

//Heh, nice.
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"I don't know of...of any s-stone," you stutter. "I've known a-a-a few ston-ton-stoners but don't know...know of any s-s-stone."
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The large man rushes towards you, face crimson with anger. "Oh, trying to be funny, now, are we? Tell me where it is, or deal with my friends here."
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Hmm ... it seems that the "never-ending" story has ended. :(
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You tell them "I would rather deal with your friends. I will never tell"

//I think he was still stuttering, took him awhile to respond to the threat hehe
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"So be it!" One of his "friends" grabs a huge feather and tears off your shoes.
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"No, not that!", you shriek. "Fine, fine, I'll tell you. The penguin has it..."
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The largest man says "What penguin?! Take me to this penguin or you will die."
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"Well, you see, he's guarded by a large, magical gnu. I can tell you where it is, but I don't know how to get past the gnu."
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"Thats alright," bellows the big man. "I got my friends for that stuff."
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"Fine", you say, knowing that they'll never be able to defeat the gnu, "they're in the offices of a Mr. Linus Torvalds."
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"What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?" Squeeks one of the friends, "Linus is dead, his office "cought fire" just the other day."
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Well then did he have any brothers or sisters that worked with him. says the little man i think


//i was going through the forums and saw this and i wanted to post becuase i think it can still go on for a while longer

Come on please lets make this go on longer
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"Yes" said the tallest of the men, "There was his brother, but no one has seen him since the fire."
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Meanwhile, at a bar downtown called The Dumb Terminal, 3 friends discussed their plans for world domination.
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Suddenly and without warning their plan went into action, who would stop these 3 friends bent on world domination!?
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A large black-and-white animal crashes through a window, pinning one of the conspirators to the ground. The super-penguin pulls off the man's mask to reveal Mr. Gates! But, oh no, the other two men are getting away! Who will stop them? Everyone else in the bar is too drunk to notice...
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All of the sudden, divine fire rains down from heaven and super-penguin finds itself in hell.
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You quickly finish digging and call a tow truck to help you get the car back to your place.
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you start to wonder how all of this could be happening to you
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but you erase that thought from your mind as quickly as it appeared when you open the trunk and find bags and bags of money!
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Ecstatic glee spasmed through my body. I was so joyful, I failed to notice the bunch of shady looking gangstas wearing red bandanas.

Hope no one minds the switch of pov.
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who approached me and all they wanted was some spare change, so I passed them a couple of bills and brought the rest of the money bags into my house before anyone else saw
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I went into the cellar to look for the secret passage leading to the vault room. I found the entrance, but had lost the key!
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