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Lucky for me, I had hidden the second set of keys under the flower pot knowing this would happen with my memory. I checked under the pot and took the keys and tried it in the keyhole. It worked! As I slowly started to open the door
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I was transported to Japan!
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Where I got to eat all the sushi my little heart could desire.
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this started to make you feel a bit wierd and you [blur]start to lose control of your body[/blur] [blur]as if you were drunk and then collapsed in front of hundreds of people on the middle of the street[/blur].
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That's the last thing you remember before you awoke abruptly in your own pool of sweat in your bed, looking at the clock on your beside table it was barely 3:00 am.
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you got up to shave when in your back pocket, is the magical lugnut!
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I stuck the lugnut back in my back pocket and hurried shaving so I could quickly get changed and off my way to work
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At work i stopped by Marlene's desk to drop of the lugnut, something told me i had to do that. Then i took a baseball bat to my bosses head.
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you regret hitting your boss because you realised you hit the wrong person. Later you find your self in a cell filled with serial killers and strange people
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But you're not scared in the least. You kind of feel right at home! One of them approaches you and asked you if you'd like to join them in a game of chess.
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you says yes, and quickly beat the serial rapist.
you move on the the grand larcenist and of course, beat him as well.
soon after establishing your reputation as grand master chess boy, they all revere you and help you stage a prison riot, in which you quickly escape to find the person you were supposd to hit.
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after threatening to hit your real "boss" you feel sympathetical to his needs and end up kissing this person...this causes alot of shock and confusion!!
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But to yours and everyone's amazement, your "boss" turns into a beautiful princess who grabs your hand and says "let's go before it's too late!"
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You both run of into the countryside and buy a cow...
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The cow doesn't like you so he runs you so he runs you over with his tractor.[img][img]http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/cool/cool-smiley-027.gif[/img][/img]
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You get really worried at how your dreams feel like real life. So you see a doctor and he says you have a disease called...
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Acute Myopsis Drowse Syndrome. He gives you some pamphlets to read up on it and gives you the phone number for the nearest support group in your area.
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you phone this number and find that you are the only one in the country to have this rare disease. Doctors are a bit unsure on how you will ever live the real life ever again...it is concluded that you may be living a dream for the rest of your life!!!


(a bit like my life then :lol: )
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Well, if I'm going to live a dream for the rest of my life, I do believe I'll get myself a rowboat.

...life is but a dream
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Because I like rowboats a lot, I use too have one when I was a little kid.
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...and i had some exciting experiences with my row boat, for example...
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the night i took it took in into the bath with me and the rubber ducky floated ontop of it
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or the night we stayed out all night, talking and star gazing..::sigh::
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...i miss my old boat...oh well, i have a new one now...
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It's better cuz I gave it superpowers
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so now I can actually climb into it and sail away into the distance
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and i can hit as many iceburgs as i want and not sink a single bit.
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Actually, the icebergs will shatter if I collide with them.
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and the shards turn into diamonds thanks to my magical powers :D
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I need a new magical name..
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