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Post December 18th, 2004, 12:13 pm

I thought about Castophrackiss McManacus :wink:
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Post December 18th, 2004, 12:13 pm

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Post December 18th, 2004, 12:25 pm

Perhpas a D2 like name would be better, Flamedancer Bloodfist the Gorehammer!

(We'll let the next person decide, Bono)
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Post December 20th, 2004, 2:30 am

I know! lets call it Ozzu!!!

Suddenly...all of a sudden things start to fade and you have a piercing headache and then black out. A while later you discover that what happened previously about the boat was a dream...however you decide to go and buy a boat and call it Ozzu in your real life in order to make your "dreams" more realistic.
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Post December 20th, 2004, 12:35 pm

..but then you sit and ponder.. "how can i know if this isn't a dream? and if what i was dreaming wasn't reality? am i even alive?!"
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Post December 20th, 2004, 1:57 pm

So I went to see a celebrity and he said I should be called "Sea-Cucomber", so I kjnew i was alive
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Post December 21st, 2004, 12:52 pm

but i found the nickname he gave me to be so insulting that i had to
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Post December 21st, 2004, 12:54 pm

...slap him silly...
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Post December 21st, 2004, 1:03 pm

i then proceeded to get into my boat, for i missed her oh so dearly.
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Post December 21st, 2004, 2:23 pm

but i slipped
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Post December 21st, 2004, 3:13 pm

and hit a big rock by the shore.
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Post December 21st, 2004, 5:17 pm

now i have a cut on my leg
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Post December 21st, 2004, 7:22 pm

which seems to stretch a mile..
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Post December 21st, 2004, 7:25 pm

and it's horribly infected, festering and dripping pus.
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Post December 21st, 2004, 7:27 pm

what can I do to stop it?
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Post December 21st, 2004, 7:30 pm

I took the lime I always carried in my pocket out. I knew it would come in handy some day.
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