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I thought about Castophrackiss McManacus :wink:
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Perhpas a D2 like name would be better, Flamedancer Bloodfist the Gorehammer!

(We'll let the next person decide, Bono)
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I know! lets call it Ozzu!!!

Suddenly...all of a sudden things start to fade and you have a piercing headache and then black out. A while later you discover that what happened previously about the boat was a dream...however you decide to go and buy a boat and call it Ozzu in your real life in order to make your "dreams" more realistic.
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..but then you sit and ponder.. "how can i know if this isn't a dream? and if what i was dreaming wasn't reality? am i even alive?!"
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So I went to see a celebrity and he said I should be called "Sea-Cucomber", so I kjnew i was alive
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but i found the nickname he gave me to be so insulting that i had to
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...slap him silly...
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i then proceeded to get into my boat, for i missed her oh so dearly.
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but i slipped
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and hit a big rock by the shore.
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now i have a cut on my leg
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which seems to stretch a mile..
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and it's horribly infected, festering and dripping pus.
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what can I do to stop it?
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I took the lime I always carried in my pocket out. I knew it would come in handy some day.
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I took one small nibble and put it quickly back in my pocket. I didn't think anything had happened but then I noticed a strange feeling coming from my stomach. I looked down at my hands and noticed they were beginning to shrink, along with the rest of my body.
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I started to look up and i soon realised i was the size of a mouse! I couldnt believe how unfortunate my life was getting and started to cry. When i was crying i discovered my tears were an odd colour!! The colour was...
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a light shade of fuscia. Suddenly I heard loud thumps coming from the distance. As the sound drew nearer my small munchkin body started to shake with the vibrations. Finally, the thumping stopped. I turned around, and to my surprise...
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...i saw a cat :shock:

I ran as fast as i can but every step i took was nothing compared to the cats steps. I got very scared i cried out...
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and for some strange reason the only thing that came out of my mouth was a shrill scream that made the whole room shake. The cat stopped dead in its tracks and turned to run the other way.
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Unfortunately, the shaking also caused the glass of the windows to break, raining huge shards of glass down from above.
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One of the glass pieces fell down on my head, now I am bleeding quite badly. I needed to become bigger again, so that I could go to a hospital and get stitched up. After a few minutes of thought, I knew what I had to do.
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I started hitting and pinching myself to see if all of what i was experiencing was a dream. I started to get weak as the pain from the glass was hurting me and all of a sudden i blacked out again...
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When I came to, I didn't recognize my surroundings. I tried to sit up but none of my body parts were cooperating. I looked down at my arms and legs and they were securely tired to the bed. I looked around the strange room with padded walls and there was a video camera hanging from the ceiling pointing straight at me. Just then, the door on the far left started to open.
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Much to my surprise, my parents walked into the room! They looked really happy to see me and kept asking "where have you been? we have been looking for you for years!" i was sitting silently in shock and couldnt understand what they were on about.
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As they continued to talk to me, I noticed something strange. My father only had 8 fingers, and they were long and skinny. My mother's skin was pealing and I could see a green color underneath. I looked outside the window and it was pitch dark. In the distance, I saw Earth. Oh my! I was in a space ship. And my parents were aliens. I had to get back to Earth!
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I couldnt think of what i should do so i panacked! Whilst panaking i thought of a cunning plan that would see me escape while rescuing my parents from the transformation they were going though. My plan was...
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to get them to nibble on the lime I still had in my back pocket knowing it would help them go back to their old self. The trick was to get them to nibble on it first without suspecting anything.
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but then i thought to myself.. how do i know that will work? am i dreaming again..??
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I started to hit myself again, but stopped myself upon remembering what happened after I tried that when the glass cut my head open.

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