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(I saw this going on in a different forum a while back, thought we might be able to brew some interesting/funny story up, same thing as word association game, but that has seemed to die, so heres another one, but with sentances instead of words).

I was in the middle of my pond, when suddenly my row boat sprung a leak!
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I immediately started to panic and started rowing as fast to the shore as possible.


//we started this before too, not sure what happened to the thread, I think it died :(
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But the faster I rowed, the more water I took on.


//awe well seconds a charm...no wait third time is, but we can pretend :)
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After seeing my life flash before my eyes, I noticed a duck swimming by and passing me up with no problem. I became upset and rowed even harder.
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You gain a little speed, just enough to catch up with the duck, and you grab it firmly around the neck.
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Next after plucking it of all its feathers, you let it go as it made you feel better. While laughing at the silly looking duck with no feathers, you soon realize you are still sinking, but lucky for you, you just thought up a plan!
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You self pity stopped you from using the duck as a hole plug, instead you use his magical 1000% absorbant feathers.
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Finally after paddling for hours, you make it to the shore and then notice something very strange off in the distance.
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You start walking close to it and WHAM! you trip and land face first into a bowl of JELLO.
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You soon come to find that it is not an ordinary bowl of JELLO, but a wormhole to a distant place and time.
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As you fall through the worm hole it slowly gets smaller and smaller.
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And next thing you know you fall into the middle of a desert. You look around and all you see are hills of sand. So you decide to start digging.
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You dig until you find some sort of large object buried in the sand.
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You hull the large object out of the ground, it resembles a golden tire.

//Nice signature geekette :)
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Thinking that there may be something more buried you begin to dig again and soon find a vehicle of some sort composed entirely of gold.

//Thanks b_heyer! :D
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You notice that the tire is from the car, but there are no lugnuts to hold it on!
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So while thinking of what to do, you decide to build a sand castle.
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And as you dig the sand to build the castle, you find a magic lugnut!!!
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You install (?) the tire and climb into the car. You don't have any keys, but this doesn't matter because you suddenly hear a voice that says, "Where do you want to go today?" :P
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And with no thought, a simple reply, "1954."
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The car travels through time and space, landing right out side the CIA headquarters, 1954
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Your golden car begins to attract some attention, so you quickly hop out of it and decide to take the magic lugnut with you. After unscrewing it, you walk towards the HQ.
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While walking towards the HQ you realize that the magic lugnut turned your shoes to solid gold as well.
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The gold seems far to heavy to walk in anymore however.
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This is no illusion, your shoes are too heavy to walk any more. You're
now planted in one spot, right outside the door of the HQ.
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After standing there for a few hours you can hardly move an inch, and you soon realize you shouldn't have drank that big gulp you had a little bit earlier.
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While standing there trying to figure out what to do, someone swings open the door, hitting you squarely in the forehead.
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Of course, even the pressure of the swinging door was not enough to budge the shoes, an image of your body remains in the shattered door.
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confusion sets in, but only to your surprise a screen lifts showing your
trainers and cameras. You've been in a training exercise all along and
you have failed miserably.
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One of your trainers, Max, walks up to you, and pats you on the back. "It's alright old chap," he says. "Some people just don't have it in them."
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