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(I saw this going on in a different forum a while back, thought we might be able to brew some interesting/funny story up, same thing as word association game, but that has seemed to die, so heres another one, but with sentances instead of words).

I was in the middle of my pond, when suddenly my row boat sprung a leak!
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I immediately started to panic and started rowing as fast to the shore as possible.


//we started this before too, not sure what happened to the thread, I think it died :(
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But the faster I rowed, the more water I took on.


//awe well seconds a charm...no wait third time is, but we can pretend :)
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After seeing my life flash before my eyes, I noticed a duck swimming by and passing me up with no problem. I became upset and rowed even harder.
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You gain a little speed, just enough to catch up with the duck, and you grab it firmly around the neck.
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Next after plucking it of all its feathers, you let it go as it made you feel better. While laughing at the silly looking duck with no feathers, you soon realize you are still sinking, but lucky for you, you just thought up a plan!
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You self pity stopped you from using the duck as a hole plug, instead you use his magical 1000% absorbant feathers.
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Finally after paddling for hours, you make it to the shore and then notice something very strange off in the distance.
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You start walking close to it and WHAM! you trip and land face first into a bowl of JELLO.
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You soon come to find that it is not an ordinary bowl of JELLO, but a wormhole to a distant place and time.
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As you fall through the worm hole it slowly gets smaller and smaller.
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And next thing you know you fall into the middle of a desert. You look around and all you see are hills of sand. So you decide to start digging.
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You dig until you find some sort of large object buried in the sand.
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You hull the large object out of the ground, it resembles a golden tire.

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Thinking that there may be something more buried you begin to dig again and soon find a vehicle of some sort composed entirely of gold.

//Thanks b_heyer! :D
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You notice that the tire is from the car, but there are no lugnuts to hold it on!
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So while thinking of what to do, you decide to build a sand castle.
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And as you dig the sand to build the castle, you find a magic lugnut!!!
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You install (?) the tire and climb into the car. You don't have any keys, but this doesn't matter because you suddenly hear a voice that says, "Where do you want to go today?" :P
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And with no thought, a simple reply, "1954."
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The car travels through time and space, landing right out side the CIA headquarters, 1954
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Your golden car begins to attract some attention, so you quickly hop out of it and decide to take the magic lugnut with you. After unscrewing it, you walk towards the HQ.
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While walking towards the HQ you realize that the magic lugnut turned your shoes to solid gold as well.
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The gold seems far to heavy to walk in anymore however.
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This is no illusion, your shoes are too heavy to walk any more. You're
now planted in one spot, right outside the door of the HQ.
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After standing there for a few hours you can hardly move an inch, and you soon realize you shouldn't have drank that big gulp you had a little bit earlier.
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While standing there trying to figure out what to do, someone swings open the door, hitting you squarely in the forehead.
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Of course, even the pressure of the swinging door was not enough to budge the shoes, an image of your body remains in the shattered door.
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confusion sets in, but only to your surprise a screen lifts showing your
trainers and cameras. You've been in a training exercise all along and
you have failed miserably.
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One of your trainers, Max, walks up to you, and pats you on the back. "It's alright old chap," he says. "Some people just don't have it in them."
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You walked onto the streets, and you saw the most beautiful sunset. As you were walking, a van stopped in front of you.
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Next thing you know the sliding door on the van opens quickly and 3 guys with bandanas jump out and grab you and throw you in the back of the van.
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Thwump...the door slams shut and so do your eyes, you don't remember how you got to this big house, but you know your there, with a splitting headache too.
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You are sitting on the floor of the living room. Suddenly, the front door swung open.
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Four large men walk into the house. The largest one, with a thick Italian accent, demands, "Where is it!?"


//Heh, it seems that everyone but me has a life. It's Friday night and no one is online. Does anyone know where I might be able to get a life? :roll:
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You look helplessly with big puppy eyes at the big men.

//I was out pretending I have a life...but don't get me wrong, I dont ;)
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The three men that had not spoken all pull out guns and point them directly at you. The largest man bellows, "Where is the stone?"

//Heh, nice.
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"I don't know of...of any s-stone," you stutter. "I've known a-a-a few ston-ton-stoners but don't know...know of any s-s-stone."
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The large man rushes towards you, face crimson with anger. "Oh, trying to be funny, now, are we? Tell me where it is, or deal with my friends here."
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Hmm ... it seems that the "never-ending" story has ended. :(
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You tell them "I would rather deal with your friends. I will never tell"

//I think he was still stuttering, took him awhile to respond to the threat hehe
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"So be it!" One of his "friends" grabs a huge feather and tears off your shoes.
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"No, not that!", you shriek. "Fine, fine, I'll tell you. The penguin has it..."
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The largest man says "What penguin?! Take me to this penguin or you will die."
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"Well, you see, he's guarded by a large, magical gnu. I can tell you where it is, but I don't know how to get past the gnu."
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"Thats alright," bellows the big man. "I got my friends for that stuff."
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"Fine", you say, knowing that they'll never be able to defeat the gnu, "they're in the offices of a Mr. Linus Torvalds."
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"What kind of stunt are you trying to pull?" Squeeks one of the friends, "Linus is dead, his office "cought fire" just the other day."
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Well then did he have any brothers or sisters that worked with him. says the little man i think


//i was going through the forums and saw this and i wanted to post becuase i think it can still go on for a while longer

Come on please lets make this go on longer
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"Yes" said the tallest of the men, "There was his brother, but no one has seen him since the fire."
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Meanwhile, at a bar downtown called The Dumb Terminal, 3 friends discussed their plans for world domination.
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Suddenly and without warning their plan went into action, who would stop these 3 friends bent on world domination!?
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A large black-and-white animal crashes through a window, pinning one of the conspirators to the ground. The super-penguin pulls off the man's mask to reveal Mr. Gates! But, oh no, the other two men are getting away! Who will stop them? Everyone else in the bar is too drunk to notice...
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All of the sudden, divine fire rains down from heaven and super-penguin finds itself in hell.
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You quickly finish digging and call a tow truck to help you get the car back to your place.
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you start to wonder how all of this could be happening to you
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but you erase that thought from your mind as quickly as it appeared when you open the trunk and find bags and bags of money!
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Ecstatic glee spasmed through my body. I was so joyful, I failed to notice the bunch of shady looking gangstas wearing red bandanas.

Hope no one minds the switch of pov.
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who approached me and all they wanted was some spare change, so I passed them a couple of bills and brought the rest of the money bags into my house before anyone else saw
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I went into the cellar to look for the secret passage leading to the vault room. I found the entrance, but had lost the key!
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Lucky for me, I had hidden the second set of keys under the flower pot knowing this would happen with my memory. I checked under the pot and took the keys and tried it in the keyhole. It worked! As I slowly started to open the door
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I was transported to Japan!
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Where I got to eat all the sushi my little heart could desire.
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this started to make you feel a bit wierd and you [blur]start to lose control of your body[/blur] [blur]as if you were drunk and then collapsed in front of hundreds of people on the middle of the street[/blur].
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That's the last thing you remember before you awoke abruptly in your own pool of sweat in your bed, looking at the clock on your beside table it was barely 3:00 am.
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you got up to shave when in your back pocket, is the magical lugnut!
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I stuck the lugnut back in my back pocket and hurried shaving so I could quickly get changed and off my way to work
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At work i stopped by Marlene's desk to drop of the lugnut, something told me i had to do that. Then i took a baseball bat to my bosses head.
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you regret hitting your boss because you realised you hit the wrong person. Later you find your self in a cell filled with serial killers and strange people
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But you're not scared in the least. You kind of feel right at home! One of them approaches you and asked you if you'd like to join them in a game of chess.
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you says yes, and quickly beat the serial rapist.
you move on the the grand larcenist and of course, beat him as well.
soon after establishing your reputation as grand master chess boy, they all revere you and help you stage a prison riot, in which you quickly escape to find the person you were supposd to hit.
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after threatening to hit your real "boss" you feel sympathetical to his needs and end up kissing this person...this causes alot of shock and confusion!!
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But to yours and everyone's amazement, your "boss" turns into a beautiful princess who grabs your hand and says "let's go before it's too late!"
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You both run of into the countryside and buy a cow...
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The cow doesn't like you so he runs you so he runs you over with his tractor.[img][img]http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/cool/cool-smiley-027.gif[/img][/img]
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You get really worried at how your dreams feel like real life. So you see a doctor and he says you have a disease called...
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Acute Myopsis Drowse Syndrome. He gives you some pamphlets to read up on it and gives you the phone number for the nearest support group in your area.
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you phone this number and find that you are the only one in the country to have this rare disease. Doctors are a bit unsure on how you will ever live the real life ever again...it is concluded that you may be living a dream for the rest of your life!!!


(a bit like my life then :lol: )
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Well, if I'm going to live a dream for the rest of my life, I do believe I'll get myself a rowboat.

...life is but a dream
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Because I like rowboats a lot, I use too have one when I was a little kid.
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...and i had some exciting experiences with my row boat, for example...
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the night i took it took in into the bath with me and the rubber ducky floated ontop of it
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or the night we stayed out all night, talking and star gazing..::sigh::
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...i miss my old boat...oh well, i have a new one now...
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It's better cuz I gave it superpowers
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so now I can actually climb into it and sail away into the distance
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and i can hit as many iceburgs as i want and not sink a single bit.
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Actually, the icebergs will shatter if I collide with them.
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and the shards turn into diamonds thanks to my magical powers :D
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I need a new magical name..
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I thought about Castophrackiss McManacus :wink:
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Perhpas a D2 like name would be better, Flamedancer Bloodfist the Gorehammer!

(We'll let the next person decide, Bono)
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I know! lets call it Ozzu!!!

Suddenly...all of a sudden things start to fade and you have a piercing headache and then black out. A while later you discover that what happened previously about the boat was a dream...however you decide to go and buy a boat and call it Ozzu in your real life in order to make your "dreams" more realistic.
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..but then you sit and ponder.. "how can i know if this isn't a dream? and if what i was dreaming wasn't reality? am i even alive?!"
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So I went to see a celebrity and he said I should be called "Sea-Cucomber", so I kjnew i was alive
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but i found the nickname he gave me to be so insulting that i had to
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...slap him silly...
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i then proceeded to get into my boat, for i missed her oh so dearly.
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but i slipped
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and hit a big rock by the shore.
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now i have a cut on my leg
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which seems to stretch a mile..
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and it's horribly infected, festering and dripping pus.
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what can I do to stop it?
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I took the lime I always carried in my pocket out. I knew it would come in handy some day.
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I took one small nibble and put it quickly back in my pocket. I didn't think anything had happened but then I noticed a strange feeling coming from my stomach. I looked down at my hands and noticed they were beginning to shrink, along with the rest of my body.
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a light shade of fuscia. Suddenly I heard loud thumps coming from the distance. As the sound drew nearer my small munchkin body started to shake with the vibrations. Finally, the thumping stopped. I turned around, and to my surprise...
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...i saw a cat :shock:

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and for some strange reason the only thing that came out of my mouth was a shrill scream that made the whole room shake. The cat stopped dead in its tracks and turned to run the other way.
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Unfortunately, the shaking also caused the glass of the windows to break, raining huge shards of glass down from above.
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One of the glass pieces fell down on my head, now I am bleeding quite badly. I needed to become bigger again, so that I could go to a hospital and get stitched up. After a few minutes of thought, I knew what I had to do.
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I started hitting and pinching myself to see if all of what i was experiencing was a dream. I started to get weak as the pain from the glass was hurting me and all of a sudden i blacked out again...
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When I came to, I didn't recognize my surroundings. I tried to sit up but none of my body parts were cooperating. I looked down at my arms and legs and they were securely tired to the bed. I looked around the strange room with padded walls and there was a video camera hanging from the ceiling pointing straight at me. Just then, the door on the far left started to open.
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Much to my surprise, my parents walked into the room! They looked really happy to see me and kept asking "where have you been? we have been looking for you for years!" i was sitting silently in shock and couldnt understand what they were on about.
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As they continued to talk to me, I noticed something strange. My father only had 8 fingers, and they were long and skinny. My mother's skin was pealing and I could see a green color underneath. I looked outside the window and it was pitch dark. In the distance, I saw Earth. Oh my! I was in a space ship. And my parents were aliens. I had to get back to Earth!
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I couldnt think of what i should do so i panacked! Whilst panaking i thought of a cunning plan that would see me escape while rescuing my parents from the transformation they were going though. My plan was...
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to get them to nibble on the lime I still had in my back pocket knowing it would help them go back to their old self. The trick was to get them to nibble on it first without suspecting anything.
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but then i thought to myself.. how do i know that will work? am i dreaming again..??
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I started to hit myself again, but stopped myself upon remembering what happened after I tried that when the glass cut my head open.
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lmao! sorry to break the story.. but thats just funny. :D
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so the good thing about being on a space ship is it has some hella nice technology. this helps make my planning easier because
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I need to get my thoughts away from the lime that keeps popping out of my pocket! What the...?
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I'm confused...I'm lost... HELP ME!!!!! AGH!!!!!!!!!!
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*runs in corner and hides behind imaginary friend*
**whispers** "help me!!"
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*grips his head shaking it from side too side*
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..wow.. now that THATS done, where was i.. oh yes! i
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...ran and ran and ran until i came to a mad man crying for his dog "woofy" to say hello...
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the dog came limping into the room, it had obviously been in a fight and lost very badly. as the dog approached me, i noticed, this wasnt a dog at all, it was in fact a....
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wall.. ouch! *damn*.. i need to stop swimming into these walls.
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As i stood up after hammering into the wall i decided to have a rest and 10 hours later i woke up to find my self...
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on the set of desperate house wives. I was surrounded by beautiful women, all of whom were very desperate and found me very attractive. I didnt waste any time, I tucked in my shirt, sprayed on some cologne, combed my hair, and then I...
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...woke up. The desperate housewives scenerio had been a dream; however, i did find myself in a place that i did not recognize.
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...It was dark and smelled like roses. I finally found a light switch and found myself standing in a...
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...big field of angry kangaroos, who were obviously pissed off at my intrusion. As they hopped towards me I saw...
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three burning mexicans running around in womans lingerie...
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.. I hit myself upside the head to make sure I wasn't dreaming and sure enough, I was. Next thing I knew I was sitting up in bed and there was something crawling up my bare leg under the warm blankets, as I slowly lifted my sheets I came face to face with...
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at which point i tried stabbing out my minds eye. but, as you can tell.. that wasn't working very well because..
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613flavah wrote:
.. I hit myself upside the head to make sure I wasn't dreaming and sure enough, I was. Next thing I knew I was sitting up in bed and there was something crawling up my bare leg under the warm blankets, as I slowly lifted my sheets I came face to face with...


...a rat! I panicked and suddenly flicked the rodent off my leg and ran to the toilet only to encounter a...
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... huge wasp sitting on the can reading the latest edition of PhotoshopWorld. He slowly looked over at me and asked...
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...what colour are pink clouds. Well 'pink' I muttered 'isn't it obvious?'. The wasp said 'Tut tut, you should know the answer to that! For your stupidity you must face the ten trials of Magarbooboowee, the first trial being...
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...set in Japan. The Wasp said he wouldnt be able to attend the trial and then you decided to...
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feed him 14 packets of Mini Cheedars because you got half free, and ban him from his computer because popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
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suddenly a loud noise from outside took hold of your attention, your adrenaline started to rise as you quickly decided to...
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...run! You ran so fast and so far that you started to lose any sense of direction, but suddenly you bumped into somebody you recognised from your childhood...
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..., the Michelin Man. 'Hey you've lost a lot of weight' I exclaimed, at which point to proceeded to whack me with his giant...
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...Dunlop tyres! The whack from the rubber caused my vision to go blurry for around 5 minutes but when i could see more than 1 metre in front of me i realised that i was lying down inside a cave full of rats and rubber cuttings...
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...which turned out to be quite comfortable. I thought this may be a good time to take a quick cat nap before heading over to...
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...the hospital. After a long sleep, i awoke and headed to the hospital. The hospital asked what was wrong with me, my mind froze, and i answered...
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... something in an unknown tongue. The nurse took out a whistle burried deep in her pocket and blew the most beautiful tune my ears had ever heard. As I started to get into a trance by the beats, I heard a door open and turned to see my...
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...God, is that, yes it is, Charlton Heston and his Magic Pipe-Smoking Monkey! 'What a trippy day I just had', he proclaimed. The monkey nodded in agreement. 'We've just been to vist the Marshmallow-loving Preying Mantis who lives in the sky'. I then heard a shout and I span around to see none other than...
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...Cliff Richard, I started to panick and cry as i had vowed i would do anything in my power to avoid seeing this person. I turned around again and bumped into...
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...Cliff Richard, him of course being omnipresent. I offered him a chicken sandwich and he said...
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...thank you, now i will sing "Millenium Prayer" to show my appreciation. I started to cry out for help and started to run shouting some nasty stuff to Cliff on the way to the exit...
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To my astonishment, the exit had disappeared.
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But I was saved! For a horder of magical badgers swooper out of the air conditioning duct and we rode off on their furry donkey to the paradise city where the girls are green and theyre all so
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..gritty! I took a second look and, yes, they were all gritty and looked as though they had been doing hard labour since the day they were born. After thinking about this for a whole two seconds, i decided to relax and started to lie down on the ground...
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when the ground turned into a pool of strange sticky substance. I squirmed around but the more I moved the stickier the substance became. I started to scream like a girl and to my astonishment a...
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...a hand pushed me to the surface. I was unaware that it was a hand until after i was safe the hand came out and waved me goodbye. I was confused...
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and cold. I quickly took my mittens out of my back pocket and slipped them on then continued on my way. As I walked slowly, I started to see a light up ahead coming straight at me. I squinted and covered half my face with my gloved hand trying to see what the light source was and when it finally seemed like it was close enough that I could make out what it was, I was relieved to find out it was only just...
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...somebody walking their dogs a night with a torch in their hand...
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...that had fingernails that stretched off into the distance as far as the eye could see. Suddenly an anvil fell from the sky and I asked myself...
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..."What did I have for dinner last night?" .

"Alas!", I cried, for I could not remember. Then a bheld the strangest sight: a tribe of pygmy shrews dancing on the dark side of the moon. I told myself I really must stop eating old pizza, and write novels instead.

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midget appeared with a red pill and a blue pill and said
"You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay
in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."

So naturally, not wanting to end this extraordinary journey, I took the red pill...
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...suddenly the midget started belting out this evil laugh, i began to worry and start yelling at the midget "...
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...but no sound emitted from my throat, only a swarm of african killer bees came out and started chasing the midget down the rabbit-hole. I decided to follow him to see where this famous rabbit-hole would take me and so I jumped into the hole...
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...and never managed to get to the bottom. I kept falling and the suddenly...
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I hit something hard and that was the last thing I remembered...
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I woke up 5 days later in a hospital bed surrounded by people i didnt know. I didnt know what happened and what was going to happen as everything everyone said didnt make sense...i was going mad not knowing what was happening then...
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I heard a faint voice calling my name. Noone seemed to notice the voice, I slowly got out of the hospital bed and started to follow the soft voice's general direction...
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It was coming from a fragile young girl down the hall, a teenager, maybe 15 at the most. A heavy guaze wrap donned her pale forhead and she breathed heavily through the beeping of many machines...
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Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand. Just like that river twisting through a dusty land...
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// LOL!

...she told me
"This is me in grade 9 baby, this is me in grade 9. I'm trying hard not to be a miner-niner. Can you help me?"

To which I replied...
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"yes, of course i can"...then she replied with...
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"well wtf are you waiting for? DO SOMETHING!"

and sprinted away. What a weird girl, I told myself. I continued on my way down the hall which all of a sudden seemed darker and more quieter than earlier. I turned just in time to see the hall lights slowly start dimming off and everytime I would take a step back (I was walking backwards at this point) the lights would dim and the darkness would creep up closer to me. The faster I backed up, the faster the darkness crept towards me. I began to sweat nervously and decided to turn back and run as fast as I could into whatever there was ahead of me. ..
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...then WHACK!!! somebody had put there hand in there way and i fell flat onto the ground. Suddenly the hand started to touch me on the face...
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it was the harryest hand I had ever felt. A closer look confirmed my thoughts... it wasn't a human hand at all! It was a...
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...monkey! I wasnt too sure what the monkeys motives were, but i wasnt going to hang around to find out so i pushed it out of the way only to find the monkey didnt like it...
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... the monkey started growling and then it hunched forward and started... it was morphing into...into..a green humanoid...into.. the Hulk??.. and boy was he not pleased with me. I began ti run faster than I've ever run in my life not knowing where this hallway was taking me hoping somewhere far away from the Hulk...
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...i finally escaped from the hallway and ran to the nearest police station. In this police station there was a lot of criiminals awaiting to be checked in, it was at this point i was grabbed by a police man and pushed into the line and told not to say anything until asked by the officer behind at the other side of the counter...My time came and i was asked "whats your name prisoner" and i cried out sympathetically...
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..."my cat has measles". he laughed and said:
"time you get out, your cat will be dead"
I hit him, and ran for the door, dragging Steve Buscemi with me, because hes the funniest criminal on Con Air. We got to Burger King, where we found a familiar american President...
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after pushing aside Bill Clinton, we ran to the counter and asked for a Big Mac. The person behind the counter said "i'm sorry, you have come to the wrong fast food restruant" and i said...
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well in that case can I just get a cheeseburger to go? Out of nowhere they appeared and started to...
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do sponsored events in aid of charity...
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..they were so successful the managed to rase an amazing £/$5 million. This money was going to be donated to...
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being that we already have a 3 word story, I think this one is toast. I was never a fan anyway.

Call my grinch, I don't care. :P

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