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Post June 18th, 2003, 4:03 pm

(I saw this going on in a different forum a while back, thought we might be able to brew some interesting/funny story up, same thing as word association game, but that has seemed to die, so heres another one, but with sentances instead of words).

I was in the middle of my pond, when suddenly my row boat sprung a leak!
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Post June 18th, 2003, 4:06 pm

I immediately started to panic and started rowing as fast to the shore as possible.


//we started this before too, not sure what happened to the thread, I think it died :(
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Post June 18th, 2003, 4:09 pm

But the faster I rowed, the more water I took on.


//awe well seconds a charm...no wait third time is, but we can pretend :)
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Post June 18th, 2003, 4:26 pm

After seeing my life flash before my eyes, I noticed a duck swimming by and passing me up with no problem. I became upset and rowed even harder.
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Post June 18th, 2003, 5:01 pm

You gain a little speed, just enough to catch up with the duck, and you grab it firmly around the neck.
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Post June 18th, 2003, 6:28 pm

Next after plucking it of all its feathers, you let it go as it made you feel better. While laughing at the silly looking duck with no feathers, you soon realize you are still sinking, but lucky for you, you just thought up a plan!
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Post June 18th, 2003, 6:59 pm

You self pity stopped you from using the duck as a hole plug, instead you use his magical 1000% absorbant feathers.
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Post June 26th, 2003, 6:26 pm

Finally after paddling for hours, you make it to the shore and then notice something very strange off in the distance.
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Post June 26th, 2003, 7:19 pm

You start walking close to it and WHAM! you trip and land face first into a bowl of JELLO.
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Post June 26th, 2003, 7:51 pm

You soon come to find that it is not an ordinary bowl of JELLO, but a wormhole to a distant place and time.
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Post June 26th, 2003, 7:57 pm

As you fall through the worm hole it slowly gets smaller and smaller.
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Post June 26th, 2003, 8:35 pm

And next thing you know you fall into the middle of a desert. You look around and all you see are hills of sand. So you decide to start digging.
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Post June 26th, 2003, 10:00 pm

You dig until you find some sort of large object buried in the sand.
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Post June 27th, 2003, 10:20 am

You hull the large object out of the ground, it resembles a golden tire.

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Post June 27th, 2003, 10:41 am

Thinking that there may be something more buried you begin to dig again and soon find a vehicle of some sort composed entirely of gold.

//Thanks b_heyer! :D
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