My new voice mail

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I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality: -If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly. -If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2". -If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5". -If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call. -If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press. -If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
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ROTFL, that is great!<img src="http://www.driftingspace.com/sleepless/smiley/laugh4.gif">
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:microwave:

hehehehe very funny
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I love that smiley, b_heyer! It reminds me of the time that my friend did that with a bull frog...
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ewwwwy!!!
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good one big web :rofl:

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