Ozzus' New 404 Error Page
- joebert
- Sledgehammer
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June 13th, 2008, 1:52 am
I'm going through my "Ozzu Favorites" folder in my bookmarks today to update the URLs to the new format & I came across this when one pointing to a specific post instead of the topic wasn't found. 
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I have tried desperately to find the page you are looking for, and I just do not see it anywhere. I looked on every rapidly rotating platter on the hard drive, I searched the tape backups to see if it could possibly be there, I explored the RAM to see if it was possibly hidden on the integrated circuits, I also examined the CPU to see if it could somehow be lost there. I have been trying to think of other places to investigate, so I even looked under the rack that the server is sitting on to see if it was there, I looked at my neighbor servers to see if they stold it from me, and I even called the lost and found to see if someone else had already found it and reported it. I don't know what else I can do to help you. I am sorry, but I think I am going to give up now. I think you are confused, I think this page never existed in the first place, and I think you are trying to make me crazy. Either that or you are from the future and the page just doesn't exist yet, or maybe you are playing games with me thinking it is funny. Whatever is going on I wish you would stop, it makes me depressed when I cannot serve pages that exist. It makes me feel so great when I find a page and serve it to someone, but then you have to come along and ruin it. You know, until this moment I was having a great day, I was in a good mood, and everything was just going right. Thanks alot, I really appreciate you making me feel bad. All I want is to be a happy server who can make everyone happy by serving them lots of pages with good information. Can't you just help me? Maybe you can create the missing page for me? That would make me a happy server again! Please? All you have to do is register an account at the top, login, and then create the topic you were looking for and tada! You would make me such a happy server then and I would forgive you for doing this to me today.
Strong with this one, the sudo is.
- Anonymous
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June 13th, 2008, 1:52 am
- kc0tma
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June 13th, 2008, 6:15 am
Like Mr Spork, I also write about my interest in alcoholic beverages.
- spork
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June 13th, 2008, 6:26 am
That's fantastic
The Beer Monocle. Classy.
- ATNO/TW
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June 13th, 2008, 6:28 am
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1 except for ::1."
Alexandria Networks. Leader in IT consulting for associations/non-profits, and small to medium sized businesses around the northern Virginia and Washington D.C. metro area.
Alexandria Networks. Leader in IT consulting for associations/non-profits, and small to medium sized businesses around the northern Virginia and Washington D.C. metro area.
- spork
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June 13th, 2008, 6:30 am
The Beer Monocle. Classy.
- jflynn
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June 13th, 2008, 7:32 am
Stand Up! STand Up and Shout!
- Bigwebmaster
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June 13th, 2008, 7:39 am
Ozzu Hosting - Want your website on a fast server like Ozzu?
- joebert
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June 13th, 2008, 7:50 am
I thought the ending looked tweeked, at the very least. 
Strong with this one, the sudo is.
- ATNO/TW
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June 13th, 2008, 8:05 am
"There's no place like 127.0.0.1 except for ::1."
Alexandria Networks. Leader in IT consulting for associations/non-profits, and small to medium sized businesses around the northern Virginia and Washington D.C. metro area.
Alexandria Networks. Leader in IT consulting for associations/non-profits, and small to medium sized businesses around the northern Virginia and Washington D.C. metro area.
- LAbrego
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June 13th, 2008, 10:16 am
ATNO/TW wrote:
Bigwebmaster wrote:
This 404 is based off the idea, but is completely written by me.
Seems like ages ago, but I vaguely recall when you did.
Maybe it is just the Alzheimer... aaah! don't worry, I won't remember who I am after this post either
Bigwebmaster wrote:
ATNO/TW wrote:
That's also one of the oldest 404 pages on the internet.
This 404 is based off the idea, but is completely written by me.
That was brilliantly re-written man! it made me laugh a lot hehe
- righteous_trespasser
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June 16th, 2008, 11:20 pm
Let's leave all our *plum* where it is and go live in the jungle ...
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