If Programming Languages were Religions

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http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-progr ... gions.html
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So does that mean that perl coders are going to come back as zombies?
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kc0tma wrote:
So does that mean that perl coders are going to come back as zombies?


No it means that they will bring all of the others back as zombies to do their bidding.
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Sorry, no insult. No offense. I find it amusing.
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funny :D that is actually very clever.... the analogies are quite good, at least the ones I can follow - and it also makes me want to learn other languages so I can see the remaining analogies :D
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Where can I find a good tutorial for Perl? :scratchhead:
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Oh man, I lost it when I read the one for Ruby. :lol:
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@bogey: The best damn perl tut is the OReilly books "Learning Perl" and "Advanced Perl" and of course the OReilly "Perl Pocket Reference".
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lol thanks kc0tma, I said that for the sake of the joke, I'm not really going to learn Perl
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We you should!
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I think I tried for the sake of regex, but I gave up :lol:

I might try again... its your fault.
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Since moving to Linux I've seen soo many scripting languages I rarely bother to see what language it is I'm working with anymore.

After awhile they all just kinda seem to blend together into a single language with manuals for special functions or certain syntaxes scattered here and there. :scratchhead:
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whoah, wish I was at that matrix level of programming...... :D
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All I see is blonde, redhead...
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precisely :D
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It's been a few years since I had one of those "Whoah" Matrix moments. Awesome.
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Must be! (not that I'll ever find out... I think I'm meant for the pink-and-fluffy side of programming..... :D )
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Hey cel, take a look at this:
http://www.haskell.org/all_about_monads ... ample26.hs

I always love showing Haskell examples to lite programmers :D

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