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If Programming Languages were Religions

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Post December 17th, 2008, 7:00 am

http://www.aegisub.net/2008/12/if-progr ... gions.html
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Post December 17th, 2008, 7:00 am

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Post December 17th, 2008, 8:51 am

So does that mean that perl coders are going to come back as zombies?
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Post December 17th, 2008, 4:57 pm

kc0tma wrote:
So does that mean that perl coders are going to come back as zombies?


No it means that they will bring all of the others back as zombies to do their bidding.
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Post December 17th, 2008, 7:45 pm

Sorry, no insult. No offense. I find it amusing.
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Post December 19th, 2008, 3:33 pm

funny :D that is actually very clever.... the analogies are quite good, at least the ones I can follow - and it also makes me want to learn other languages so I can see the remaining analogies :D
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Post December 19th, 2008, 3:50 pm

Where can I find a good tutorial for Perl? :scratchhead:
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Post December 19th, 2008, 8:44 pm

Oh man, I lost it when I read the one for Ruby. :lol:
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Post December 22nd, 2008, 8:32 am

@bogey: The best damn perl tut is the OReilly books "Learning Perl" and "Advanced Perl" and of course the OReilly "Perl Pocket Reference".
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Post December 22nd, 2008, 10:55 am

lol thanks kc0tma, I said that for the sake of the joke, I'm not really going to learn Perl
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Post December 22nd, 2008, 1:23 pm

We you should!
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Post December 22nd, 2008, 1:24 pm

I think I tried for the sake of regex, but I gave up :lol:

I might try again... its your fault.
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Post December 23rd, 2008, 4:21 am

Since moving to Linux I've seen soo many scripting languages I rarely bother to see what language it is I'm working with anymore.

After awhile they all just kinda seem to blend together into a single language with manuals for special functions or certain syntaxes scattered here and there. :scratchhead:
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Post December 23rd, 2008, 8:00 am

whoah, wish I was at that matrix level of programming...... :D
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Post December 23rd, 2008, 8:50 am

All I see is blonde, redhead...
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Post December 24th, 2008, 4:55 am

precisely :D
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