Psychological Test #5

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yes those questions were very much amercan related
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I don't have enough IQ to take the test... er... patients
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The worst part about an IQ test is it won't improve your pay :D it just makes you feel under paid and under appreciated :D
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I like doing tests but I dont think they are standard enough for the general population :D
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They are if your a Yank ;) :D
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ahahahahaa good onya!! :lol:
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127, I think they gave me that just so I'd join their society and pay em $$$. Cuz I know my brain isn't as shiny as it used to be.
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I dont think that it is going to post right!
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hey cue :twisted:
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hey cebul! 8)
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cebul wrote:
hey cue :twisted:


My man "tceb". That is a better name for you! or "tsizzle"
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what the answer to this?
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y no read da hole ting and den find dee answer?
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iunno i did but pissin dont seem like the right ansa
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I know this is old, but I was doing some cleaning and came across this thread only to find a discrepancy.

My first thought was to pee in the tube as well, but since it wouldn't be any fun trying other methods with a tube full of pee I decided to do some math.

From what I can find online, the average male bladder is around 400 milliliters. If you hold it as long as possible you might get 500.

International rules put the diameter of a ping pong ball at 40mm, giving us a radius of 20mm. 3 feet is 914.4 millimeters.

Assuming the pipe is just large enough to fit the ping pong ball, the best case scenario, that gives us a volume of 1149531.4285714275 cubic millimetres for the three foot deep ping pong ball sized tube.

That means the tube can hold roughly 1150 milliliters, meaning that even if you held it until you couldn't anymore, you'ld only fill the tube less than half-way.
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You're operating on the assumption that you can only pee once.
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There is nothing that says the bottom of the tube is capped, or that the ground under the tube is not porous.
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There's also nothing that says the tube has a uniform radius along its entire length -- it could be wide enough at the top to fit the ping pong ball but only a centimeter wide the rest of the length :D
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Good Lord! I can't imagine what the dark recesses of your imagination look like, joe. Very Scary! :lol:

When I saw Brandon's handle on a post in General, I almost had a heart attack.
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For the longest time I thought spork was Brandon. :lol:
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Holy cow! That would be funny.

REVEAL YOURSELF, SPORK!!!
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joebert wrote:
From what I can find online, the average male bladder is around 400 milliliters. If you hold it as long as possible you might get 500.


Yes but it can run right thru from the kidneys meaning there is more room than that. I have on at least a couple of occasions, to my chagrin, reached the top while "refilling" a 22oz bottle. Which is why it is safest to always drink widemouth 40's :P

I don't think you'd have to fill the tube. Just get enough in to float it out the other end. Which once it is afloat (presuming a horizontal tube), a hair dryer has a fan in it. You could take the fan out and use it to create wind, sailing the PP ball out. A yo-yo would have been a great addition to that tool kit, but sometimes "you can't always get what you want".
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joebert, you seriously need to get a hobby. ;)
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Pfft. I have more hobbies than anyone here! :D
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I seriously don't doubt that, lol
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How do you remember a riddle you heard 6 years ago and then put this much brain power into debunking it? You're silly.
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I didn't remember it, actually, it looks like the thread was dead even before I joined. I happened to come across it when I was cleaning up old threads. :)
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Note to self: Drink massive amount of beer while spelunking. Secondly, bring label for tube as to not forget: "Break seal here to float ping pong ball." Will need lots of fluids to accomplish task. Bring other recreational drugs, too, because even MacGyver is going to laugh at you for trying to escape a cave with a ping pong ball, a basketball, and a hairdryer. You'll need your creative side in FULL swing.
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MacGruuuberrr !
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joebert wrote:
MacGruuuberrr !


Making life-saving inventions out of household material - MACGRUUUBERRR :lol:
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