Selling "scripts"

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Post 3+ Months Ago

Note to self: When someone in a bar asks you what you do for a living, don't say "I sell scripts" unless you're ready to deal with someone who's now convinced you have "the hookup" on prescription meds for the rest of the night.
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  • Don2007
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Next time write a BASH script on a piece of paper & charge him $50.
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haha, nice. If you put the BASH script on a fake prescription pad with some tiny disclaimer text, that'd be even better.
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I think he'd end up trying to BASH your head in if you tried to pull that. Probably wouldn't even C him coming. Probably would steal your Rubies and Perls while he's at it.

Ok I'm done.
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Thanks spork, I let out a nice bellowing laugh when I read that first sentence. :D

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