Sentence Game / Story Game

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This game is pretty simple. Basically what happens is each person adds a sentence onto the story. This should make it pretty interesting. Here I will start:



A long time ago there was this little midgit who finally made it home for dinner.
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He Was running late because he was at the bar winning money in the midget throwing contest, but he didnt win anything...
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some guy threw him too far and he hit his nut sack on a stool so he crawled home to eat dinner, his mom made his favorite meal, it was....
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Which is an all time favorite, rocky mountain oysters, and for you boys and girls that don't know what those are, those are buffalo testicles deep fried to a golden tender brown, crispy for a good texture, marinated to perfection with steak sauce. yummmm...
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After eating rocky mountain oysters for hours and hours, the midget finally decided it was time for dessert.
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although desert isn't his favorite past-time since mom always whips out the
eggbeater and hand lotion.
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The next day while chillin at the bar, he meets a beautiful 5.9" Brunette, 36-24-36 woman that has a "thing" for really short men. her name is Carmen, and she is HOT! he spent the whole night just talking to her and trying to get her drunk...
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Meanwhile, Assneck sitting at the other end of the bar, is frustrated and angry because this little midgit is making the moves on his girlfriend.... the next thing you know he...
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gives the midget the stone cold stunner and then procedes to also apply the figure 4 leg lock. assneck then takes his girlfriend home and gets a bj while the midget is left in excruciating pain on the bar floor...
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After gettnig over the excruciating pain, the midgit was extremely pissed and decided that he would get even so he...
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went home and began attempting to hack into skimpythongs.com. Once
he got in, he posted nude pics of himself...
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which after a few days proved to result in several hundreds more bookmarkers.

this seemed odd to assneck, checking his logs he discovered these
new bookmarkers were in fact his girlfriend's lady friends.

this gave assneck an idea, he called upon his girlfriend and the midget,
later that night they meet up for dinner to discuse the posible plans of ...
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partnering up with the midget for some original content shoots. The
midget insists that assneck's girlfriend be part of the shoots as well, so assneck
flips out on him and stone cold stunner's him again.

However, this time....
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the midget punched Assneck in the balls and Assneck could barely breathe giving the midget enough time to...
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grab assneck's girlfriend and run out the door to find out that...
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his pedal car car is missing, in an act of desperation he grabs a toddlers bicycle and pedals off with Carmen on the handlebars only to...
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...find that it has a personalized nameplate with assneck's name on it, he snickers and pedals faster...
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after 10 minutes of pedaling, he realizes he's only covered 3 blocks but notices a little kid climbing out of a battery powered car, he grabs the personalize plate from the bike and ...


// Nice shot there Shrew...
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...hits the kid in the battery powered car over the head with the personalized nameplate , and then he jumps into the car only to realize....
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there's no room for Carmen and the battery is tapped out, so walking hand in hand down the block they go towards the film studio to do some creative filming for a no name outfit.
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I think We tapped this story out. Let's start a new one that isn't as subjective.
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/// Well get one rolling...
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**New Story**
As the sun rose on a lukewarm Miami morning, Vincent Price was setting out for a day of...
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sex. He....
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...made his way to Horizontal Harry, the local crime boss and one fat bastard, upon arriving at Harry's club...

//Oh, c'mon Imadmin, that was pathetic. It's the sentence game, not the say sex and run away giggling game.
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he ran into his old friend Mugsy, a retired boxer. After consuming several rounds, they shook hands and he proceeded up the stairs to Harry's office only to find...
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Harry's wife were having sex with
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but wait, it was a false alarm... it was only a couple of maniquins stacked on each other... Moving towards the desk he finds Harry on the floor in a pool of blood with a letter opener in his...


// Teyjohn, how about some creativity there...
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forehead...Vincent backed away in disgust to find out when he turned around...
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Mugsy was standing there with an unusual smirk holding an identical letter opener... Vincent wondered if it was a trademark killing and wondered if he was next. Bolting across the room he sees an open window and ...

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