Someone had to start a dang Christmas thread :P

  • digitalMedia
  • a.k.a. dM
  • Genius
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 5149
  • Loc: SC-USA

Post 3+ Months Ago

Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope you get everything you wanted.

Good wishes for everyone:
Peace of the Lord, Happy Holidays, Happy Haunakka-Channukkah-Hannauka, Awesome Kwanza, Bah Humbug(for SB), Feliz Navidad, etc.
  • Anonymous
  • Bot
  • No Avatar
  • Posts: ?
  • Loc: Ozzuland
  • Status: Online

Post 3+ Months Ago

  • digitalMedia
  • a.k.a. dM
  • Genius
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 5149
  • Loc: SC-USA

Post 3+ Months Ago

Quote:
Politically Correct and Non-Legally Binding Holiday Wishes


From me ("the wishor") to you ("the wishee"):

Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I wish you a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee. By
accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms that:-

This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.

This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be
made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor
are acknowledged.

This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of
the wishes.

This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the
restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.

This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.

The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.

Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "Our
Saviour", "Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer" or any other festive figures,
whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement
by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in
any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.

This greeting is made under Czech Law.


http://leiterreports.typepad.com/blog/2 ... y_cor.html
  • George L.
  • Bronze Member
  • Bronze Member
  • George L.
  • Posts: 2209
  • Loc: Malaysia

Post 3+ Months Ago

Awesome, dM. :D

Wishing you a Merry Crhistmas, dM. You have been a great friend and help for the past one year I have been here. Thanks for that.

It is now Christmas eve already here. It is 24th December here.

Again, thanks.
  • George L.
  • Bronze Member
  • Bronze Member
  • George L.
  • Posts: 2209
  • Loc: Malaysia

Post 3+ Months Ago

Ha, I have been stingy. I am wishing you, Ozzu, Moderators of Ozzu, Super Moderators of Ozzu and Bigwebmaster an amazing Christmas and a Happy New Year.

:D

Please accept it.

:)
  • kc0tma
  • o|||||||o
  • Web Master
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 3318
  • Loc: Trout Creek, MT

Post 3+ Months Ago

I got a bottle of KY massage oil for my coworker for christmas. Don't worry! Its not what you think!

He just got married earlier this summer and we had to make fun of him because he comes from a pretty sheltered family, and at his wedding reception he asked his bride's mom what KY Jelly was, so this is a gag gift.
  • Bigwebmaster
  • Site Admin
  • Site Admin
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 9089
  • Loc: Seattle, WA & Phoenix, AZ

Post 3+ Months Ago

Merry Christmas!
  • Bogey
  • Genius
  • Genius
  • Bogey
  • Posts: 8388
  • Loc: USA

Post 3+ Months Ago

Merry Christmas to everyone! Hope all of you a merry freezing-cold-white Christmas!

I'd buy a beer for all of you but seeing as how many members there are here it may get a bit costly :lol:
  • SB
  • Moderator
  • Genius
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 8742
  • Loc: Aberdeen, Scotland

Post 3+ Months Ago

digitalMedia wrote:
Bah Humbug(for SB)


Thank you! :D :D

Your first sentence pretty much explained why i dislike crimbo. Too commercialised to the extent where people have to say "i hope you get what you wanted". Meh.

In the interest of at least being remotely festive may i take this opportunity to wish you all a good day today doing whatever it is you wish to do this year.

Merry Christmas.
  • celandine
  • Mastermind
  • Mastermind
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 2008
  • Loc: Belgrade, Serbia

Post 3+ Months Ago

Merry Christmas to one and all!!! (Although here in Serbia we have to wait another 2 weeks for it, being of the Orthodox slant :D )

Forget the commercial part and enjoy the good stuff - spend time with people you love, do something nice for somebody, and think warm and fuzzy thoughts!!!

Lots of Christmas kisses for everybody - xxxxxxxxxxxx!!!
  • ATNO/TW
  • Super Moderator
  • Super Moderator
  • User avatar
  • Posts: 23456
  • Loc: Woodbridge VA

Post 3+ Months Ago

Merry Christmas all!

And p.s. to SB, I invited three of my favorite ghosts to visit you today. Enjoy!
  • asson
  • Beginner
  • Beginner
  • asson
  • Posts: 41

Post 3+ Months Ago

Merry Christmas!!! I wish you to be happy guys!

Post Information

  • Total Posts in this topic: 11 posts
  • Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 39 guests
  • You cannot post new topics in this forum
  • You cannot reply to topics in this forum
  • You cannot edit your posts in this forum
  • You cannot delete your posts in this forum
  • You cannot post attachments in this forum
 
 

© 1998-2014. Ozzu® is a registered trademark of Unmelted, LLC.