stupid joke

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I'm totally not motivated to work today. And on my igoogle page I have a "joke of the day" gadget. This one is today's joke.

There's a woman that has a big problem when it came to farting. She farts all the time, yet is never able to smell or hear them. So one day she decides to go to the doctor about the problem. She tells him how she is always leaving these long, hard farts that she can never smell or hear. The doctor thinks about it and sends her home with some pills, telling her to come back a week later. When she comes back to his office, she tells him how she still is having these horrible farts, but now they smell like rotting eggs. The doctor's only reaction to this was... "It's good to know we cleared up your sinuses. Now to work on your hearing...."
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hhhhmmmm. That's preety bad.
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The real stupid joke is the new talking flash banner for SitePal.
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mk27 wrote:
The real stupid joke is the new talking flash banner for SitePal.

Yeah that's been driving me nuts all morning. Every time I go to click a breadcrumb...
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That banner kind of annoyed me, but I think if you hover over the upper right corner that mutes it. Or it could be a coincidence that the noise stopped when I did that.
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Thats nuts and stupidity .......a wired kind of joke...
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I've been having fun with that today. Typing some random stuff in for it to read it out. Stuff like "me so horny, me love you long time". I'm so immature.
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You've been watching too many Viet Nam war movies.
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SB wrote:
I've been having fun with that today. Typing some random stuff in for it to read it out. Stuff like "me so horny, me love you long time". I'm so immature.



I've been doing the same thing. LMAO

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