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Post November 16th, 2007, 10:36 pm

Time & time again I've tried get rich schemes & have always been unhappy with the results.
I thought I'd never be happy, that I'd never get anywhere in life.

Then I found http://getpoor.com & it completely changed my outlook.

I discovered that in order to live at the level I do today it would have required nearly 200 slaves in the ancient world.

I realized that I've been looking at things all wrong, I didn't need to get rich, I've been rich this entire time & never even knew it !

I determined what I needed to do was get poor, for getting poor was the only direction I could go to get anywhere different than where I already was, in search of happiness.

I succeeded in getting poor using some of the methods getpoor.com showed me, as well as by using quite a few methods of my own.

I encourage you to try getpoor.com for yourself, if you have trouble finding ways to get poor don't hesitate to ask, every day I think of new ways people could be getting poor & would be more than happy to share them with you !



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Post November 16th, 2007, 11:01 pm

It's good that you found something that works for you, I wish you future success in the future
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Post November 17th, 2007, 1:18 am

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If you work at it, over time you can set your life up so that each and every month you get poorer, by simply spending more than you make each month. Its actually very easy. Millions of people are doing it, everyday!

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Post November 17th, 2007, 12:41 pm

"Sorry boss. I didn't knew she was your sister."

:lol:
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Post November 17th, 2007, 3:51 pm

I found this article funny and refreshing. I can't say I'm going to make myself poorer to be happy, but it indeed brings thought.
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Post November 18th, 2007, 8:38 am

Well it makes you think, But the thought of being poor does not make me happy.
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Post November 18th, 2007, 10:52 am

The journey to becomming poor is alot more fun than the journey to get rich, that's for sure.
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Post November 18th, 2007, 10:54 am

joebert wrote:
The journey to becomming poor is alot more fun than the journey to get rich, that's for sure.


:lol:

A lot less stressful, anyway.

The problem, from what I hear, isn't becoming rich - it's staying rich.
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Post November 18th, 2007, 10:29 pm

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This is really simple. If you make $1,000 per month, and you are only spending $800... well... you are never going to get poor that way, are you? Quick! Go sign up for something that costs at least $200 more each month.
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Post November 19th, 2007, 3:34 am

Woh, you are now very much enlightened, joebert. Thats very Zen of you.... Now, how about getting hungry in 40 days and 40 nights? :D
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Post November 19th, 2007, 12:38 pm

The problem, from what I hear, isn't becoming rich - it's staying rich.

Whats the statistic? Lotto winners are broke within a few months?
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Post November 19th, 2007, 12:44 pm

Pretty sure that was a joke, dyfrin. Just means people like to buy things.

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http://www.nytimes.com/2006/09/17/busin ... ei=5087%0A
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Even so, the trajectory of Mr. Foreman’s finances once had him headed into a gilded pantheon of big buckaroos who have squandered often-unimaginable sums of money, come perilously close to personal bankruptcy or completely lost their shirts. The ranks of well-heeled debtors include Thomas Jefferson, Buffalo Bill Cody, Mark Twain, Ulysses S. Grant, Debbie Reynolds, Michael Jackson, Dorothy Hamill, Robert Maxwell, Mike Tyson, Jack Abramoff and a long and pitiful cast of lottery winners.


http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2007/07/30/ ... stay-rich/
http://www.businessweek.com/bwdaily/dnf ... _db014.htm
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m ... _n16124214
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Here's a startling statistic about wealth: Only 13 percent of the Forbes 400 list in 1982 remained on the list more than two decades later, in 2004. That's because the biggest challenge for the uber-wealthy is staying rich.


http://www.investmentu.com/IUEL/2003/20030213.html
http://www.generousgiving.org/page.asp?sec=4&page=340
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/money/main.j ... none06.xml
http://www.guardian.co.uk/monarchy/stor ... 99,00.html
http://www.nndb.com/event/146/000048999/

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Famous Corporations That Have Filed for Bankruptcy Protection
A
Aladdin Gaming, LLC (a Las Vegas hotel-casino) (2001)
American Banknote Corporation (1999).
American Federation of Television and Radio Artists/AFTRA (1982).
AMF Bowling Worldwide, Inc. (2001).

B
Baldwin Piano & Organ Company (2001).
Bethlehem Steel Corporation (2001).
Burlington Industries, Inc. (2001).

C
Carolco Pictures, Inc. (1995).
Chiquita Brands International, Inc. (2001).
Continental Airlines, Inc. (1967 & 1984).
Converse, Inc. (2001).
Cypress Gardens Adventure Park (2006) (one of the earliest Florida theme parks).

D
Dairy Mart Convenience Stores, Inc. (2001).
Delta Air Lines, Inc. (2005).
Dow Corning Corporation (1995).

E
Eastern Airlines, Inc. (1991).
Enron Corporation (2001) (second largest bankruptcy filing in U.S. history; WorldCom below largest).
eToys, Inc. (2001).
Excite@Home (2001).

F
FAO Inc. (FAO Schwarz toy stores) (2003).
Frederick's of Hollywood, Inc. (2000).
Fruit of the Loom, Inc. (1999).

G
General Media (publisher of Penthouse magazine, 85% owned by Bob Guccione) (2003).

I
Interstate Bakeries Corporation (makers of "Twinkies," "Wonder Bread," et al.) (2004).

K
Kmart Corporation (2002).

L
Lionel Corporation (1967 & 1984).
Loews Cineplex Entertainment, Inc. (2000).

M
Maidenform, Inc. (1997).
Marvel Entertainment Group (1996).
McCrory Corporation (1992 & 2001).
Montgomery Ward, Inc. (1997 & 2000).

N
Northwest Airlines Corporation (2005).

O
Orion Pictures Corporation (1992).
Owens Corning Corporation (2000).

P
Pan Am Corporation (1998).
Paramount Studios (1932).
Planet Hollywood International, Inc. (1999 & 2001).
Polaroid Corporation (2001).
Purina Mills, Inc. (1999).

R
Regal Cinemas, Inc. (2001).
Resorts International, Inc. (1994).
Riviera Hotel and Casino (Las Vegas) (1984 & 1991).

S
Singer Company (1999).
Sizzler International, Inc. (1996).
Smith Corona Corporation (1995).
Southland Corporation ("7-11" stores) (1990).
Sunbeam Corporation (2001).
Swissair Group, Inc. (2001).

T
Texaco, Inc. (1987).
Toysmart.com (2000).
Trans World Airlines, Inc./TWA (1995 & 2000).
Trump Hotels & Casino Resorts Inc. (1992; 2004).

U
US Airways (2002).
U.S. Office Products Company ("Mail Boxes, Etc." stores) (2001).

V
Vlasic Foods International, Inc. (2001).

W
Winn-Dixie Stores, Inc. (2005).
Western Union Corporation (1993).
WorldCom, Inc. (2002) (largest bankruptcy filing in U.S. history).
W.R. Grace & Company (2001).

Z
Zenith Electronics Corporation (1999).
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Post November 19th, 2007, 3:54 pm

:lol: Getting rich may be easy (somewhat... SOMEWHAT) but actually staying rich is the REAL challenge.
Matthew 7:12 - "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets."
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Post November 20th, 2007, 1:57 am

The secret to staying rich is simple.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but the whining wheel gets replaced.
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