this is spam

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you calling me out too? :P
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no vlad!!!...

Run and Hide! :flush:
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Lol I don't know if anyone saw my link on the last post, but i thnik all moderators should replace any spamfull links with

<a href="http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav">this spammy link</a>

and then lock the post :evil: - that should cause a suitable level of humiliation to the guilty parties :lol:

just an idea.....
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I saw that rtm. :lol:

So, what exactly is the slime that covers spam?
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So, what exactly is the slime that covers spam?


Gelatin I think.
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Well, after a cursory google search, it seems that this is a bit of a mystery. It certainly looks vile. Image
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rtm223 wrote:
Lol I don't know if anyone saw my link on the last post, but i thnik all moderators should replace any spamfull links with

<a href="http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav">this spammy link</a>

just an idea.....


That clips from Monty Python, you need to see the sketch of it...genius...

Did you know that SPAM stands for Spiced Ham? 8) I didn't till recently...

I have too much free time... :lol:
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If you go here:

http://www.detritus.org/spam/skit.html

The script from the Spam sketch is there.

I'm away to hide in my corner now. :roll:
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SPAM!

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But I don't like spam!
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omg, my job as a cashier to food supermarket, god.. like 8 ppl everyday by spam, all fat white trash (no offence) one couple was like...

"Mmhm dear you forgot the spam"

and Im like " Um.. yea you see... thats really trashy"

she said "shut up" (like 400lb~ 5ft 7women bad teeth)
I felt like purking :iconpuker: (husband like 6ft 2 ugly, beard all over, smelly like his never heard of ddeordorant.. or smells like some smellyness, and she smelt like poo .. literlly... *sigh* i hate trashy ppl*

they ended up buying like 20 of those spam case thingies.. I felt dirty after selling them....
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ROFL @ foxy!! I have never tried spam but form what y'all say I dont think I will :P
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spam is HUGE in hawaii
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"Fry it up! It'll eat!"
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hey, don't insult spam like that, it's really nice. Try it.
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I like spam. I have it in mac and cheese, or fry it and have it like a burger. One mistake you should never make is purchasing spicey spam. That's just begging for a problem *shudders*.
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a lil off topic :
b_heyer"

Pixel Acres:
Beta Testers Needed!"

huh? im confused on that site.... it escapes me of the purpose

also, whats wrong with normal ham... why the need for canned meat?
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cause it tastes nice
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i had spam once
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tell us your story Unflux? :lol:
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I have never had spam, my dad was in the marine core, and he used to tell us a million and one spam stories though
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I dont like Spam in a can or in my email, I just wont have it!!!!!!
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Am on MSN Found A Spam Area would love more members heres my site http://teamwolfpackmsn.vze.com interesting in helping my site or joining my forum feel free to do so :?
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well spam has to be in a can, because if you have spam out of a can it's not spam its ham... so you can go spam in a cam or ham in a can, or ham out of a can, but not spam out of a can. since spam out of a can would be ham. so some people will tell you that ham in a can is really spam, but that is a matter of opinion, I think that ham in a can is can ham and spam in a can is can spam, unless the spam comes out of the can, then it is no longer can spam, but ham.
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ROFL @ purple

But if you mix canned ham and canned spam, then what do you have, canned hamspam or canned spamham?
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I got new shoes!
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lmao@purple....

I think I accidently read that second line 5 times thinking it was just a long paragraph
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Are hawiians braiwashed or something??? The SPAM must've made them retarded.
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What I love are Spam points. You can get T-shirts and hats that say SPAM in blue or pinkish letters. I love it. :lol:
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SharkShark wrote:
ROFL @ purple

But if you mix canned ham and canned spam, then what do you have, canned hamspam or canned spamham?


if you mixed them (depending on ratio dependent factors) you can get ham in a can with spam, canned spam-ham, ham spam can, spam-ham in a can, spam and ham in can, spam in a can with ham, canned ham-spam, ham-spam in a can, ham and spam in a can. ham-spam in a can with ham and spam, spam and ham in a can with ham-spam, ham and spam in a can with ham-spam, ham-spam in a can with spam and ham, ham spam ham in c can with ham spamed ham, canned ham spam with ham, spammed can with can spam, spam can ham, or ham can spam.


all of which go really well with toast
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i had toast once
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I'm not sure whose posts are more distubing on this topic, Unflux's or Ih8Purple's. Purple is making my brain melt, but Unflux is making me very very nervous :(
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I was nervous once
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*runs away screaming like a little girlie.....
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forget spam, I ve moved on to green eggs and ham
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I do not like green eggs eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam, I am
I would not like them here or there
I would not like them anywhere
I could not would not on a boat
I will not will not with a goat
I will not eat them in the rain
I will not eat them on a train
I do not like them in a box
I do not like them with a fox
I will not eat them in a house
I do not like them with a mouse
I do not not like green eggs and ham
I do not like them, Sam, I am
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I havent tried spam either, i don't know tho Canned meat :)
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UNFLUX wrote:
I was nervous once


:lol: that reminded me of the "crazy once" loop,

Crazy People wrote:
Crazy ?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a little round room,,,,,,,, just like this one, I died there,,,,,, they burried me in the cold hard ground, there was worms there, worms, they make me crazy, Crazy ?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a little round room,,,,,,,, just like this one, I died there,,,,,, they burried me in the cold hard ground, there was worms there, worms, they make me crazy,Crazy ?, I was crazy once, they locked me in a little round room,,,,,,,, just like this one, I died there,,,,,, they burried me in the cold hard ground, there was worms there, worms, they make me crazy...................................................
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i love spam... why are you hateing on the canned meat? lol
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I did try spam once. Didn't like it very much. I will say that it's not as bad as potted meat.
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You guys suck. Spam is yummy.

And my boyfriend told me that there's a SPAM restaurant in the Philippines (his country).... and it's the only country that does....

I like spam and all...but that's just sad...
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"yes, I would like the spam combo #3...and could you super size that?"
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A spam restaurant is a rather silly idea.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got?

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam, spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam, or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam

//I don't know, everytime I hear the word spam it reminds me of this.
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I'll never try spam because I'm a vegetarian
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they need a spam for vegetarians, like soy spam
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hey that might be cool! :D

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