Warning: Protected by Norris

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Post 3+ Months Ago

Thought this story was quite funny...

A bakery which used a photo of Chuck Norris to scare off burglars has been congratulated on their plan by the legendarily tough action star.

The bakers in Split, Croatia, had been broken into almost every week until they put up the poster of the martial arts legend with a sign saying: 'This shop is under the protection of Chuck Norris.'

In more than a month since the picture was first displayed, the bakery hasn't had a single burglary.

Now, Norris has left the bakery a message on his official website saying he is proud to be able to help - even if not in person.

'I am glad to see I have been of assistance over in Croatia where they are using a picture of me to scare thieves,' Norris said on his website.

'Maybe I'll pay them a visit one day to make sure the message gets across - thieves are never welcome,' he said.

Sales assistant Mirna Kovac was delighted by the endorsement. She said: 'We are so happy that Chuck likes our sign and welcome him to come and visit us any time. It has really worked for us as people seem to respect him.'


Don't mess with Chuck Norris!
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Post 3+ Months Ago

Those are some stupid thieves to believe the Chuck Norris would be in Croatia.
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Post 3+ Months Ago

I want to see the sign with a picture of Rick James halfway through a slapping motion saying
"I've got your five finger discount right here b%#$@%s !"

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