What Best Friends Are For

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Post 3+ Months Ago

Friend,

When you are sad... I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge
against the sorry bit@@ who made you sad.

When you are blue... I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile... I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared... I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried... I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused... I will use little words to explain it to
your dumb ***.

When you are sick... Stay away from me until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

When you fall... I will point and laugh at your clumsy *** (and remind
you of it again, and again...)

P.S. Remember, a friend will help you move. A really good friend will help
you move a body.
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Post 3+ Months Ago

Haha, that is pretty funny, but its actually pretty true :)

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