What's your favorite 1 liner from a movie?

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Mine is....

" The price is wrong Bith" -- Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore when he is playing golf with Bob Barker.
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"Chicken! Chicken goood!" - Lilu, 5th Element
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"There is no spoon" - The Matrix
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"Excuse me Flo.." - Dumb and Dumber
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"Carla was the prom queen" Nicholas Cage, The Rock
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I know this isn't a one liner but I just like the poem

Self-Pity

I never saw a wild thing
sorry for itself.
A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough
without ever having felt sorry for itself.


by D. H. Lawrence


from the movie "G.I. Jane"
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"Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. " - Groucho, A Day at the Races
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"How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?"

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"You're fired."
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Heeeheee! UNFLUX, did you plan that quote to coincide with today's recall vote? Perfect timing.
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"no...there was nothing wrong with it until i was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass-clown got famous and started winning grammies."

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Heeeheee! UNFLUX, did you plan that quote to coincide with today's recall vote? Perfect timing.


HAHAHA I can see arnold doing that to the old guy. heheheh
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"You wanna go to jail, or you wanna go home?"
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"PC load letter... What the *peach* does THAT mean?"
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I can *plum* in a box and mark it Guaranteed if you'd like!!

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"Who's the bigger fool: The fool, or the fool that follows him?"
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Yeah... We.. need..you...to..move..your..desk..down..to..storage..room..B..yeah..

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asta la vista baby- Arnold in Terminator
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"Thanks for the opportunity" <= Mike in "Blair witch"
"Yeah but Jar-Jar Bings makes even the Ewoks look like... *peach* Shaft !" <= Tim in "Spaced" (damn good Brit TV show)
"Uh-Oh, Wrong switch" Captain' Amazing in "Mystery Men"
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*peach* you JOBOO! Serento in Major League
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"They are dead already, they just don't know it yet" - Brandon Lee in The Crow
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"Can't rain all the time."
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//i say that at least once a week
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"what your mom get u a puter for christmas" - hackers
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"Milf!" American Pie
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"What knockers" - Gene Wilder - Young Frankenstien
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"At the store, they have one-hundred-percent recycled toilet paper," Marla says. "The worst job in the whole world must be recycling toilet paper."
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She touched my pep-py schteve!

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Underrated movie!! One of the funniest that i have ever seen!
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"Milf!" American Pie


that movie is still god
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me so horny baby.
me love you long time.

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Architect: Hello Neo

Neo: Who are you?

Architect: I am the Architect. I created the Matrix. I have been waiting for you. You have many questions and although the process has altered your consciousness you remain irrevocably human, ergo some of my answers you will understand and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first question maybe the most pertinent you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

Neo: Why am I here?



Architect: Your life is the sum of a remainder of an unbalanced equation inherent to the programming of the matrix. You are the eventuality of an anomaly which despite my sincerest efforts I have been unable to eliminate from what is otherwise a harmony of mathematical precision. While it remains a burden assiduously avoided it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control. Which has led you inexcerably here.



Neo: You haven’t answered my question.



Architect: Quite right. Interesting, that was quicker then the others.



Neo: Others? (What others? How many? Answer me)



Architect: The Matrix is older then you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next. In which case this is the sixth version.



Neo: Then there are only two possible explanations, either no one told me, or no one knows.



Architect: Precisely, as you are undoubtedly gathering the anomaly is systemic. Creating fluctuations in even the most simplistic equations.

Neo: Choice, the problem is choice.



Architect: The first matrix I designed was quite naturally perfect; it was a work of art, flawless, sublime. A triumph equaled only by its monumental failure. The inevitability of its doom is apparent to me now as a consequence of the imperfection inherent in every human being. Thus, I redesigned it, Based on your history to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature. However I was again frustrated by failure. I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another, and intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother.



Neo: The Oracle

Architect: Please, as I was saying she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99 percent of all test subjects accepted the program as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at an near unconscious level. While this answered function it was obviously fundamentally flawed thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refuse the program while a minority if unchecked would constitute an escalating probability of disasterNeo: This is about Zion



Architect: You are here because Zion is about to be destroyed. Its every living inhabitant terminated, its entire existence eradicated.



Neo: Bullsh--



Architect: Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed it. And we have become exceedingly efficient at it. The function of the One is now to return to the source allowing a temporary dissemination of the code you carry reinserting the prime program after which you will be required to select from the matrix 23 individuals, 16 female 7 male, to rebuild Zion. Failure to comply with this process will result in a cataclysmic system crash killing everyone connected to the matrix. Which, coupled with the extermination of Zion will ultimately result in the extinction of the entire human race.

Neo: You won’t let it happen, you can’t. You need human beings to survive.



Architect: There are levels of survival we are prepared to accept. However the relevant issue is whether or not you are ready to accept the responsibility for the death of every human being in this world. It is interesting reading your reactions. Your 5 predecessors were by design based on a similar predication a contingent affirmation that was meant to create a profound attachment to the rest of your species facilitating the function of the One. While the others experienced this in a very general way your experience is far more specific, Vis a vie love


Neo: Trinity



Architect: Apropo, she entered the matrix to save your life at the cost of her own


Neo: No


Architect: Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundamental flaw is ultimately expressed and the anomaly revealed as both beginning and end. There are two doors, the door to your right leads to the source and the salvation of Zion, the door to your left leads back to the matrix to her and to the end of your species. As you adequately put, the problem is choice. But we already know what you are going to do don’t we? Already I can see the chain reaction the chemical precursors that signal the onset of an emotion designed specifically to overwhelm logic and reason. An emotion that is already blinding you from the simple and obvious truth, she is going to die and there is nothing you can do to stop it. Hope, it is the quintessential human delusion simultaneously the source of your greatest strength and your greatest weakness.

Neo: If I were you, I would hope that we don’t meet again.



Architect: We won’t.



A lot of typing ej :P

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"Solid."

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"No I'm the bitch protecting him" Lucy Liu in Ballistic Ecks vs. Sever

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