Whoredom and Damnation

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0307 ... chart3.gif

Religion aside, what is this man doing with his cigar :?: chocolate whipped cream and strawberries maybe 8) but never a smoking cigar... :roll: And now I know it leads to whoredom and damnation... :silly:
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WTF?
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lol ...
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Aaaaaahahahahahahahahaha
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I'm at a loss for words.
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That is Awesome! Even with all those options, I guess I'm still damned (i love those cigars) lol
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What... the... crap? :lol:
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I'm confused, does it only apply to the lit end of the cigar ? :scratchhead:
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ummm..... damned, I guess................
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seeing that there are no lines from the guy's hands or feet, does that just then fall in uncharted territory ... ?
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Just a lil observation... Why is the male in whitey titeys and the 'gal' is nude? And appearantly its ok to get your toes sucked
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typhon wrote:
Just a lil observation... Why is the male in whitey titeys and the 'gal' is nude? And appearantly its ok to get your toes sucked



YOu would rather look at a nude man? Whatever floats your boat man. lol
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That wasnt at all what I was saying I was just wondering why on a pic of something that is discussing whoredom and damnation why they would put a naked woman that then had to be censored but left the male clothed is all. And to answer your question normally water floats my boat, at least when I had one.....
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It's a joke, not a serious website :D It's believable because of genuine comments listed on webpages such as

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:pr ... cd=7&gl=uk

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Prime, you just gave me a distraction for the next half hour or so. I'm cracking up at these..
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I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs).

hahahahahaha. oh my ...
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Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them.

hahahahaha ... damn these are awesome ... and those are just part of the first five or so ...
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I just had to add this one ... lololol.
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I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie
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I just had to add this one ... lololol.
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I can sum it all up in three words: Evolution is a lie

:lol: That got me wondering... did that person pass kindergarten? LOL
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I talked it over with his therapist, who had the ludicrous idea that homosexuality was unchangable and that trying to repress could lead to lots of psychological damage (I've dropped him and will try to be finding another therapist with more moral beliefs).


hahahahahaha. oh my ...


There's a link on that quote where you can read the full thread, it's incredibly sad. Her son eventually killed himself. Can't easy being gay when your parents have such religious views :(

On a lighter note :D If I had too choose a favourite that makes me laugh I think I'd go with

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[on the sunject of a Bible printing company]

Yes, that is a great company. I bought one of their large print version (old eyes... what can I say?).

The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.

It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English.


I think Jerry Springer should do a show :?
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That english one was really funny aswell yeah ... As I recall it was actually hebrew or something ...
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Prime wrote:
It's a joke, not a serious website :D It's believable because of genuine comments listed on webpages such as

http://64.233.183.104/search?q=cache:pr ... cd=7&gl=uk

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:lol: That was the best laugh I've had in ages!

My favorite, because I've heard folks say similar things...
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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.
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This has got to be the best one.

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There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.
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My favorite, because I've heard folks say similar things...

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To say the Bible was written by men and may contain inaccuracies completely contradicts the word of the Bible.


How do you cope :?: :lol: Much to my shame and dependent upon my mood I would either react with venom else fall down laughing... :lol: Most of the comments listed are soooooo outrageous it's hard to be offended. You either laugh or cry...

The owner of the web page adds quotes on an infrequent basis, worth book marking.
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[about a girl being born with mental disabilities]

This girl is like a leper so what she needs to do is try and find god

Most afflictions like this are caused by sins committed while still inside the womb. If she can repent for what she does god will embrace her and make her as human as you or me but if she chooses not to she'll always be like this


I started out laughing at the site but this is damn scary...........
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I know, it's unbelievable. All their missing is a bomb strapped to their chest :evil: I prefer to remember on the funnier comments such as..

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I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!


I think she maybe in for a shock :shock: :?
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well forgetting the fact that her son is gay - for people like that, all of life must come as a shock. you must have a rough time dealing with life if you choose not to believe in mental disabilities, sexuality and gravity......
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Gravity: Doesn't exist. If items of mass had any impact of others, then mountains should have people orbiting them. Or the space shuttle in space should have the astronauts orbiting it. Of course, that's just the tip of the gravity myth. Think about it. Scientists want us to believe that the sun has a gravitation pull strong enough to keep a planet like neptune or pluto in orbit, but then it's not strong enough to keep the moon in orbit? Why is that? What I believe is going on here is this: These objects in space have yet to receive mans touch, and thus have no sin to weigh them down. This isn't the case for earth, where we see the impact of transfered sin to material objects. The more sin, the heavier something is.

I use magnets
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umm... so my mattress is much more sinful than my pillow.

wait - this theory makes perfect sense! :D
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If you are creative enough your pillow can be just as sinful as the mattress but I digress.....:twisted: :evil:
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true dat... :D
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