Will It Kill A Zombie?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cllHBhgaLA

Not sure if I agree with their assessment of the chainsaw given the experiment props, but still a decent video. :)
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OMG!!! That's incredible! I do often ask myself if common household items will kill a zombie. Sometimes I lay awake at night wrestling with these questions - because, of course, I may have to fight off a zombie in defense of my family, one day.

This guy is so right on. I wonder where I can get a bandanna like his. Hmmmm.



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Who keeps frozen cucumbers laying around ?
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I missed the cucumbers...where'd they come in? :scratchhead:
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Very end, mentioned as part of next weeks show.
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ahh ok, I see it now.
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My own preference for zombie self defense would be a 20 gauge shotgun, a .40 pistol, and a machette as the last resort. Maybe I'd throw in a 300 win mag for longer range protection too, and some molotov cocktail supplies just for fun.
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Amateurs !

I've got a box of blonde hair dye in a glass case with "In case of Zombies, break glass" painted on it.
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joebert wrote:
I've got a box of blonde hair dye in a glass case with "In case of Zombies, break glass" painted on it.


...call me dense...but I don't get it...
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Do you have blonde hair by any chance ?
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No I'm a brunette, but I was thinking it was a little bit to obvious to be a blond joke.
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Which is harder, a human skull or a coconut shell? I'd stick with the crowbar since it is the famous zombie weapon since Resident Evil.
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Are they fighting the old school "slow dumb zombie" or the new age "fast zombie"? This may change what weapon you are using.

You could always resort to the "Sean of the Dead" idea of acting like a zombie too.... :P
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I also heard today's zombie can operate machinery, drive a truck and fire a gun.
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Zombies can operate computers, too.

Spam zombies don't even need bodies.
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joebert wrote:
Amateurs !

I've got a box of blonde hair dye in a glass case with "In case of Zombies, break glass" painted on it.


Not sure I get this either.

Is the result that if you dye your hair blond you die first or survive?
Or that you will cut yourself on the glass and die before you get eaten?
Or something else?
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I must admit, I didn't actually read whatever was linked to in the o.p. so I guess that is probably going to explain my confusion on the blond hair dye thing.
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Jenie0109 wrote:
I also heard today's zombie can operate machinery, drive a truck and fire a gun.


You might want to add: win an election and find employment as a journalist.

I think the undead must be suitably masked in order to enter a church tho, altho those restrictions may relax if they become clergy.
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Zombies eat brains, blondes are supposed to lack brains, zombies should ignore blondes, with an emergency box of, you know what, screw it I'm not telling you guys, I'm going to keep my zombie proofing idea to myself and laugh as the zombies chase you guys around ! :lol:
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Hey wait a second, man you guys got this zombie avoidance stuff down pat don't you ? :lol:
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joebert wrote:
Zombies eat brains, blondes are supposed to lack brains, zombies should ignore blondes, with an emergency box of, you know what, screw it I'm not telling you guys, I'm going to keep my zombie proofing idea to myself and laugh as the zombies chase you guys around ! :lol:


I get it now that you explained it!

joebert wrote:
Hey wait a second, man you guys got this zombie avoidance stuff down pat don't you ? :lol:


You have to know that zombie movies are not just any other horror movies, zombie movies are a genre of their own and I consider myself an aficionado. I can't remember how many I have total, but I've got movies from USA, Canada, England, Ireland, Italy, New Zealand, Australia, and Japan (the holy grail for me is a Pakistani zombie movie that is distributed entirely underground). Just in George Romero's Dead Series I've got the original Night of the Living Dead, a colorized version of Night of the Living Dead, the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead, a 3D remake of Night of the Living Dead, The original 1978 Dawn of the Dead (the best movie ever made period), the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, and finally Diary of the Dead. Obsession? Perhaps...
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Seriously, no joke, that jeep is what I want my jeep to look like. My jeep is even the same color.Image

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