Won the lottery

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Post 3+ Months Ago

A woman rushes home, screeches into the driveway, runs into the house,
slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your
bags, I won the lottery!" The husband says, "Holy Crap!!! What should I
pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she says. "Just
get the hell out!"
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Post 3+ Months Ago

hehe.Good joke.
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i have heard it but she won the bingo 8)

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